SLOUGH - Lu Cavalcante / Melissa Albuquerque

[tobyk1]

TOFTT:

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Same girl using two profiles. I broke my punting hiatus with high hopes of this newbie Brazilian.

Comms
Poor. No answer all day, then finally answered early evening time and sounded half asleep, 1st warning sign. I don’t mind if they’re trying to keep a low profile, but I could hear other girls shouting in Portuguese in the background, and she literally sounded groggy.

Price- £100 for 30 mins.

Location
2nd warning sign - AW said colnbrook .... Satnav sayyysssss.... SLOUGH. Warning sign no.2 but looked okay on google street view so proceeded. House shared with other Brazilians, didn’t look amazingly hot.

Girl
Okay so it is the girl in the pictures. Only 3-4 stone heavier. Face is relatively pretty still, nice eyes, probs a 5 or 6. She answered in jogging bottoms and a sports top (warning sign 3, but by this point it’s too late). Body is thick, definitely has the potentially to be a serious bubble butt contender when she is trimmed down. It’s a big basketball ass and definitely pokes out brazilian-style.... but carrying too much fat to make it any kind of special bubble. And the torso weight also does not help. In all I found her a lot chunkier than the aw pics. She is friendly for sure, but I also think she may like a bit of nose candy or other things.

Action

Won’t go into too much detail but wasn’t great. Covered oral. Very vanilla cowgirl.. did take a pounding in doggie though.

In all, over priced for a vanilla service. Nothing special on offer and the whole logistics seemed a little unorganised, every potential of running into another punter in that house. Additionally, the fact that she didn’t resemble the aw pics makes this a negative unfortunately. There are betters about at that price, and For £10 more per hr you can get a guaranteed model-like Brazilian in London.

Hope this is helpful. 

[peter purves]

Cheers for all the warning signs   

No seriously cheers for the in-tell on this particular WG

I still have to ask about the Perennial Question [variant] because it appears that you do not think she is a worthy candidate to the Bubble Butt thread

[peter purves]

Also, where does she fall on the FS Scale?

Basketball did you say 


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Cheers mate!!

[Harry Monk]

Well done for stepping up and taking the hit, shame she wasn't up to it as her profile did look promising.

Why the f@ck the moniker Albuquerque though, great for a spelling b challenge but sod all else.

[Ironrose]

Also, where does she fall on the FS Scale?

Basketball did you say 


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Cheers mate!!

Lol.. that choice 

[rockhardbaby]

£100 for that is not worth it, unclucky  OP
If  you don't mind traveling, Reading has some reasonable rates with better service, I have reviews hit and miss
Happy punting

[tobyk1]

Also, where does she fall on the FS Scale?

Basketball did you say 


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Cheers mate!!

Unfortunately it doesn’t fit directly on the scale. If she was wearing heels (which she was not), and at the right angle, she’d be a ‘D’. However, It definitely doesn’t stick out as much as the scale image, and the extra lb’s around the hip/leg/waist reduces the bubble-effect further. 

So i’d Give her a D-. 

[888]

Well done for TOFTT! I’ve seen quite a few Brazilian profiles popping up in Langley recently, and have contacted a few of them (Melyssa included). On the phone/text they’ve all come across a bit annoying and somewhat desperate. Will continue to avoid them after reading your review 👍🏼

[Yellowman1]

Looks fit in the pictures shame didn’t look the same

Better luck with your next punt

[Fact]

thank you for the update. its difficult to walk away but after seeing such photoshopping, its very likely the service will be crap too. Best to walk away and always have plan B