Having been let down by Angel Maria I had a limited window of opportunity to arrange another punt between the end of my business meeting and my train home. As I was limited to the city centre there were no available options so after my meeting I called Muang to see if I could get a massage and booked in for 15 minutes later. Perhaps rather foolishly I didn't ask who was available and decided to take pot luck.
When i arrived I was greeted by the white British receptionist and standing behind her was a plump not particularly attractive Thai lady wearing a black tee shirt and leggings. I hoped she wasn't the masseuse. I paid the receptionist £40 for an hour and the Thai lady started walking upstairs without having said anything. The receptionist motioned to me to follow her. Oh shit I thought.
We went to a first floor room. The masseuse closed the door and spoke for the first time to ask "How long?". I replied an hour, which she must have known as she was there when I paid the receptionist. I asked her name and she said she was called Apple. There was a shower in the room. I asked to use it, which seemed to cheer her up and she switched it on for me and put a clean towel on the radiator. I had a shower while she prepared the massage table. I got out and started drying myself but she came over and took the towel from me and started to dry me, which I thought was a nice touch and was the first hint that things may be looking up.
I didn't find her attractive. She is quite short and dumpy and facially she's quite plain but not ugly. I wouldn't have paid to fuck her and probably couldn't have fucked her for free without pharmaceutical assistance. A previous reviewer suggested she's mid at least 40s and whilst its hard to gauge her age having spent some time in close proximity to her I'm not sure she's that old.
I lay face down on the massage table and he told me to put my hands over the top of the table above my head. She didn't ask me whether I wanted a hard or soft massage. It was hard, very hard and very good. I have had worse "legit" massages in hotel spas for twice the price. I actually had a painful and stiff shoulder which has felt much better since the massage. However, you don't want to read about the massage do you?
Apple was warming up by now and trying to make conversation. Her English isn't great but we were able to converse. She told me she had been massaging for 2 years and had been at Muang for two weeks and she worked every day.
At one point she was at the top of the table working on my shoulders and pressed her vulva against my hands which I took as a clear indication that extras would be forthcoming.
In due course she asked me to turn over and pointed at my flaccid cock (as I wasn't aroused by what had happened so far) and laughed "Asleep" to which I replied "Wake him up then" and she started fondling me while I stroked her arse on top of he leggings. She then said "Body?" I wasn't entirely sure what she meant by this and asked her how much and she replied £60. I told her I didn't have that much (which was true but I wouldn't have handed it over even if I had). She asked me how much I had and I replied £40, which wasn't entirely true either. It only took her a couple of seconds to agree.
She took off her top and bra and encouraged me to feel and suck her tits. Her tits are not huge and are quite firm. He skin is soft. I was feeling her arse with my other hand and suddenly she just yanked down her leggings and pants and put my hand on her pussy. I slipped a finger inside her and she was soaking wet, I got two fingers in and got her moaning as she expertly wanked me off to a very satisfying climax.
She then cleaned me up and covered me with a warm towel. She made a gesture with her finger towards her open mouth and said "Next time".
She then resumed massaging my legs, arms and finally my head for probably a good 15-20 minutes before telling me she was finished. During this time she was quite talkative telling me I was "strong man" with "strong legs and back" and making clear she would like to see me again. She asked if I wanted another shower which I thought was a good idea as I had had two fingers up her pussy.
I dressed and paid her and she put her arms around my waist and kissed me on the lips and wished me goodbye. She didn't see my out and I went downstairs alone. The receptionist was till there as was another Thai lady behind the desk (Ning?) who asked if I had had a good time (I assured her I had) and a young, slim very attractive Thai girl.
There were no customers in the shop when I entered or left and I was not bothered by any lack of discretion as I disappeared into the rain.
Overall this is a positive from me. Although I didn't find her attractive her massage was excellent, the HE was expertly delivered and I found her very attentive throughout. On the basis of this experience I will definitely be returning to Muang.
