External Link/Members OnlyHello everyone. Ok so I thought it was high time I began contributing and I did say I’d review this place when I’d been. First one, it’s going to be sh*t but bare with...
Ok this is the Chinese spa place on Crookes road in Crookes, just down from Sainsbury’s/COOP. I called last Sunday (a week ago today) and booked in for an hour. Turned up at the appointed time, walked in and down a little hallway to the bottom where I found two Chinese ladies, both 40+. First one asked me if I’d booked to which I replied yes and was shown to the room. Confirmed that I would like an hour massage, paid my £40 and was told to undress and lay on the table. Now, I think I’ve read on here somewhere that there is some debate over whether this place is strictly above board or not so I thought I’d play it safe and proceeded to lay face down keeping my boxers on. 3 mins later a knock of the door and one of the two aforementioned ladies enters. She begins by tinkering with phone/music etc and a couple of light touches on my legs and then asks “Can I remove these?” while tugging on my boxers. Of course she can and away they go.
Massage starts using oil, actually pretty good. Very thorough around the back and legs, not so much in the way of bollock scraping etc so I’m beginning to think maybe it is a legit place. She carries on and about half an hour in places some hot stones on my and rubs them about, very nice. 40 mins in and she asks me to turn over. She immediately bats my semi erect penis around a couple of times and says “massage here?” So I’m like yep. “That will be £20 extra” and I know a couple of you may rinse me for this but I was just like yeah, I’m never good at haggling in situations like this.
Anyway on with some baby oil, she’s paying a lot of attention to my balls and taking her time. Sometimes I get a bit apprehensive here as on occasions in the past the old vice-grip gets employed and it’s anything but pleasurable. To my relief/enjoyment she brought me to climax with total expertise, easily straight in to the top 5 hand jobs ive ever had. She didn’t mind me grabbing her (almost nonexistent) arse throughout (over clothing).
Clean up and on to a pretty thorough head and neck massage which lasted about 10-15. Say my goodbyes and nick a mini snickers from the box of celebrations on exit.
All in all very decent hour long massage and wank for £40+60. I imagine B2B is on offer too (just a vibe) but not sure of cost nor would I necessarily want to. The two women I met weren’t stunners let’s say.
Anyway, hope that’s useful x
