Link: External Link/Members OnlyI've never been particularly attracted to this girl's profile but she does have a couple of positive reviews and comments (for some reason I thought she had more than she actually does) and since I found myself very horny and was on to plan F, I decided to give her a call.
Comms: When I asked for about DFK she said she only does french kissing not DFK (which in my experience is usually a fairly good sign in the sense that it's more likely that she's being honest and therefore honest about most other things too). She sounded decent enough on the phone. We agreed to meet and she sent me her address. The street she's on (and I'm pretty sure actual address) was the same as one used by an EE girl who I'd had a crap time with previously (over a year ago and her profile disappeared so I never reviewed) however since Lila certainly wasn't that girl, I wasn't particularly deterred (although it is still a bad sign due to the possible association).
Location: House in Longsight, near Victoria Baths. Even though she's Polish, I found it amusing and potentially ironic that there was a Romanian flag hanging outside of one the adjacent houses. I can't comment on much of the interior of the house as I didn't go far inside at all.
Looks: Thanks to previous reviews (including the positives) my expectations were low however my standards for punting are fairly low and even more so when I'm very horny. Alas, I was still unprepared for the beast that greeted me. Almost immediately after she closed the door behind me and before I even opened my mouth, she started reaching for the door handle again seemingly expecting my reaction. I asked her if she was "Lila" (as I was hoping she was just a housemate/different WG) and she said she was and that the pics on her profile were her. I told her I didn't fancy her and wasn't going to go ahead, at which point she opened the door fully and said OK. I left without issue.
She's obviously quite used to this so it's a shame no one who's previously walked bothered to write a short review on here or AW although realistically there's still enough warning on here so it's still mostly my fault as well as hers due to misleading photos. She was noticeably larger than her photos suggest and also seemed paler than most of them (in a slightly sickly way as opposed to nice porcelain skin). Her vital statistics say she's size 16, that's bollocks and there's no excuse for her to not have updated that by now. However in her defence the text of her profile says she's size 18 (which I didn't notice when I booked but that's my fault). I'd say she was at a least a size 18, possibly just that, possibly bigger but at any rate she was certainly very large and round.
That wasn't the only issue though, she was also very unattractive facially, this includes her facial features as well as the copious amount of facial fat and double chin. Her profile says she's age 30 but the text of her profile seems to claim she's 27 and looks younger - this is definitely rubbish as she looks around 30. Nonetheless, even if she looked 18 it wouldn't have been enough.
There was no chance I would've been able to get hard, even in my horny state. Indeed, she was enough to knock the horniness right out of me, albeit only for a short while.
