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a London based English lady who responded to an AW reverse booking Fylde coast outcall was always going to sound a little 'iffy' (the Green party would go mad at her carbon footprint) and this was certainly a little bit of a 'curve ball' to be honest and not what I intended when I posted a reverse booking request but it worked out well and worth the effort. AW does sometimes prove useful and this was one such occasion
Carlita responded to a reverse booking and at first I ignored her reply as I though it was one of those generic responses some escorts send out irrespective of where the meeting is. Carlita is London based so when she replied to an outcall in Lancashire I thought it was never going to happen but she sent a full explanation (unlike Prince Andrew) as to how she often visited the area and had friends in the area with whom she likes to go swinging (...like Andrew?)...now that would be tempting fun
so we set about arranging a meet with great comms and she duly turned up very promptly and I'm glad she did. As she walked from the car in the descending autumn gloom she looked, at first glimpse, a bit 'frumpy' (think Theresa M), almost matronly. However once she had flummoxed any nosey neighbourly gaze by looking more like a Lib Dem Lobbyist frantic for a vote than a fully blown sexy escort (an Abbott doppelgänger or Widdecombe lookalike in Lycra would have had Mrs P at number 7 aroused with intense curiosity) and we were having a drink and a chat she started to blossom, metamorphosing from a dull version of Jo Swinson (although she does have fine suckable tits doesn't she?) to a milfesque version of Eva Kaili (check her out) and by the time she was upstairs and stripped down to her party gear, sexy lingerie, thigh boots and stockings (she forgot the requested suspenders!!

) it was really feeling like being an early christmas treat from Santas little worker to be fully indulged.
A raging stiff became obligatory
An excellent hour of fun followed with a very sensual, responsive woman (don't think Theresa M) who was very enthusiastic and gave a great service and was very attentive and genuine VFM (Take note McDonnell). Attractive lady, good firm toned body, great legs, interesting, attractive with a very tidy, tight, very wet pussy and lovely firm arse (perhaps imagine the perfect reverse image of Anna Soubry) and she was very enthusiastic. Soft silky skin, nice, real breasts and very sensitive nipples and clit. She only sees one or two max per day so there is no 'production line' atmosphere or sense of being rushed and she certainly enjoys sex, a lot. As a divorced lady she has turned to escorting more for fun than anything else, perhaps a cliche but seems plausible when you meet her with all her talk about swinging clubs and shag fests (cue Andrew again) she was certainly someone I could have bubble wrapped and taken home for sole use. Problem was I realised I was already 'at home' so just had to go flat out for it with sound results and a very happy time
Great oral skills and she proved very flexible and regularly changed positions (think Jezza) and really likes a good licking which was helpful as I spent ages down between her thighs with her legs wrapped tightly round my head with some naughty and provocative talk (erotic style rather than Sturgeon bullshit)
ONLY REGRET ...she turned up with a large cardboard box of goodies she had collected that afternoon from a well known Blackpool sex shop (Jezza was seen very near it last week, makes you wonder!!) and we opened it and went through all the gadgets and uniforms which got me so horny and stiff thinking of all the things we could do with her gadgets but we got too caught up in the moment and it finished up that she didn't use the toys I had requested, a mortal blow which I fully hope to rectify next time, if she remembers to bring everything.
Carlita is London base but does 'come up north' frequently (believe you me when she does 'come' it is like opening the floodgates of the Amazon in the rainy season and you can expect a campaign visit from Boris offering to help with the mop up costs) and is due again early December (rainy season) in time for a general erection and so as she is returning rather than retreating to the metropolis of London I am providing this report so that others may consider indulging, at their own risk of being drowned in action. I shall certainly be inviting her over for early Christmas festivities
I accept a little 'left field' (A baseball term not a plug for Jezza) considering her location relevant to the North West but definitely a lady to keep and eye out for when she reappears.
Farage has withdrawn from many constituencies, Galloway a one location wonder and Thornberry just looks precarious (and pig ugly) but this lady is expanding her horizons and gets my vote

Age? not sure and I am useless at guessing but would say 45 (ish) very trim and experienced
worth seeing IMHO