First mini review so excuse any rookie mistakes.
The Horns is a strip pub located just next to Old Street Station.
It's free entry with the condition that you pay a quid every 5-10 mins or so to pay for a strip tease/ dance on the stage. Sitting front row is pretty decent. Depending on what girl is performing they get undressed pretty quick and you can see pretty much everything. The place itself is relatively small in comparison to other strip clubs in the west end. Drinks are a very reasonable price, and they have sports showing on a lot of screens.
There are quite a few girls that work on a night some obviously better looking than others but pretty hot overall. Usually the skinny girls with fake big boobs types. Not a lot of birds with a bit of chunk and chub if like me your into that
but quite stereotypically skinny fake boob birds. The girls aren't too pushy with the private dances so if you just wanted to go there for a quick drink and watch the stage shows it's quite comfortable.
The private dance only cost £20 however it is very light. No touching etc and it isn't in a private room just a little section off to the side in dark room with other "private dances" are happening. P.dance lasts about 10 mins. I was with Paloma and she was stunnning definetly recommend, ass is 10/10 and slight chunkier that the other birds which is always a plus imo. Very good with the pole climbed that thing and spreaded her legs and I almost popped in my trousers
, beautiful body, freshly shaven pussy.
They offer a £40 private dance service but isn't realy worth it imo, it's essentially the same as the standard just a bit longer and the girls get slightly closer but again STRICT no touching so you have to be able to restrain yourself.
Overall, a nice little place to go if you just want a quick drink in a relaxed setting with some above average girls. Will be back. Spent £90 on a few beers, a few private dances and loads of stage action. 8/10.
Wouldn't recommened if your after something a little more intimate of course.
