LINK:External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members Only COMMS:Fired a text requesting an appointment for the afternoon, same day, and enquired about naked massage, B2B and HE. Received a reply 1 hour later confirming services, so booking was placed. Thereafter all comms were efficient enough via texting.
LOCATION & VENUE:It’s a house in the Selly Oak area, a lot of students reside in the area. So no one takes much notice of you. Area felt safe to me. House inside was old and a little shabby looking, but was clean enough. Massage room was on the front and had a large extra wide single bed in, it was nice and warm in there with a heater blowing away.
FEE & SERVICES:£80 for 1 hours oily massage, B2B and HE. No other services were offered nor requested.
CHACHA:She’s a petite Thai lady in her 40s at a guess. She’s attractive facially, imo. Is a size 8, around 5’3” in height, with small pert tits, slim waist, nice arse and a nice looking shaven snatch.
HOW IT WENT:Chacha was dressed very slutty in short denim hot pants, black hold up stockings and a little crop top. Looked very sexy and an instant boner for me. Pleasant smiley greeting, and things are looking very promising as I’m ushered through to the action room. Both her cheeks were offered for a welcome peck and I take up the offer of a drink and request a water. Paperwork is handed over, and I receive the customary Thai bow.
I undress with her watching. I have a hard on as I’m finding her rather sexy and pleasing on the eye. I lie on the bed on my side, so I can comfortably watch her undress. I noticed she was sniffing a fair bit. And she explains that she’s always like this when just getting up out of bed. She said it goes later on in the day. I still don’t know if she was telling the truth or she had a cold. But throughout the massage she stopped several times to blow her nose, apologizing each time. (Not ideal!)
Massage began on feet and legs, and she’s quite chatty. She was talking about something and I thought I heard her mention her 8th husband. So I interrupt her to check I heard correctly. She seemed to get a little annoyed I’d interrupted her, and mocked me rather loudly “WHAT WHAT, why you say WHAT?” When I tried to explain I was ticked off again. Within 5 seconds she’s back in her friendly happy zone. There were a few of these instances. She does seem to get a bit snappy for no real reason. Even slightly moving my arm received a little bollocking. I was expecting some of this through reading the other reviews, I read she’s a bit kooky. A lot of the time felt like I was walking on eggshells. It’s just her personality, that’s the way she is, she’s not going to change now. In the end I just went with the flow and a lot of yeahs and haha’s.
The actual quality of the massage was rather good! There’s mirrors to the front and side, so you can get glimpses of her in action. She jumps on the bed in different positions while performing the massage.
B2B was very good! Tits and her frontal torso were first used on my back, butt and legs. Next she uses her bum to massage me and this is excellent. Properly gliding up and down, right to left, left to right. Felt very therapeutic and was very sensual at the same time. One of the better B2B’s I’ve received of late.
On the turnover I’m rock hard, and she joked that I’m a little excited. She rubs oil into my chest, belly, arms, then the frontal B2B begins. Which again was very sensual. I get the go ahead to touch, so feel bum, tits and undercarriage department. I didn’t fancy probing the fanny too intensely through fear of another rollicking. At one stage she’s rubbing the bottom of my shaft with her bristley clit whilst wanking my bell end with her little hand.
HE was delivered rather excellently! Totally unrushed, loose grip, spare hand massaging the two veg. I was lucky enough to enjoy this for a good while with her smiling at me. Then she said “I’m going to make you cum!” My reply was “that’s it, make me fucking cum!” Which seemed to broaden her smile and twinkle in her eye. Eventually the inevitable happens and she milks me dry.
Shown through to the bathroom to have a shower. Out the front door on the hour. Happy enough.
SUMMARY:I was happy enough with the quality of the service and with her appearance. I couldn’t decide between neutral or positive. Nearly a positive, but the unprovoked snapping and the continual interruptions for nose blowing got on my tits a bit. So neutral it is.
I’m unsure if I’d return... maybe. If she didn’t have that weirdness to her personality there would be no doubt I’d return.
