101 Upminster Rd, Hornchurch RM11 3XB
07476 041410
Booked a last minute appointment at Zen as option 1 and 2 flopped as I couldn't make it in time.
Phoned Zen and the lady who answered said Tina and Linda are working today. So I asked what they looked like and she said only Linda available now as Tina is going home after the next punter.
She said Linda is chinese. So I thought fuck it that'll do. As I havnt seen either lady before.
Got there stripped off and laid face down at 8:30pm, Linda walked in over 10 minutes later which wasnt a good start, (I dont know why as I always usually take a look at the bird) but I remained face down all relaxed.
She started on my back/shoulders with occasional hand slides from one shoulder all down one side to my ankle then switched to the other side with not so accidental cock touches. The massage was quite sensual. Then 20 mins in the teasing cc swipes and ball massaging kicked in full flow, it was a real turn on.
She then whispered in my ear "you want happy happy" and I agreed to hand relief at £20.
She carried on teasing for a few more minutes.
Then she asked me to turn around.
This is where things went downhill. If you've seen enter the dragon youl know what I mean, her face looked like "Bolo Yeung".
A complete turn off and I think she knew as she was trying to tug me off for ages.
surprisingly I forced myself to cum as her touch was actually pretty good. And at 9:20 she stopped massaging also.
I then got off the bed and walked towards shower, but she said I couldn't as shes going home and I should have told her earlier. I tried to explain that I arrived at 8:30 and waited for her to enter the room at 8:40-8:45 and I've paid for 1 hour. She said No. I said I'm drenched in oil and will only be 2 minutes. She said No and started muttering shit in chinese. I told her I've finished massages at 10pm before at this place and never been refused a shower. She just kept muttering shit in chinese.
I got dressed and walked out.
Face - bolo Yeung 0/10
Body - 1/10 pot belly not my type size 14 maybe 5'2" 40ish
Overall the type of bird you wouldnt notice was there. And rude as fuck. Massage and teasing was nice though. But maybe better for blind people. £45 on the door for 1 hour plus £20 "happy happy", started at 8:40-8:45 replying to texts throughout massage,waited 10 to 15mins for Linda to turn up, massage finished and refused shower at 9:20.
Would have given Neutral if she wasnt so rude at the end and massaged me for the full hour.
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