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External Link/Members OnlyBefore we start, I think there will be one or two comments about the agency, I'm expecting a spanking from my PunterBuddies so don't feel you have to hold back! I can handle it...
Comms: Spot on, I contacted via the agency rather than my usual AW route. Can't fault them at all, timely / accurate.
Location: Average looking flat in Bensham, area a bit rough and parking a nightmare until I found a large, free car park only a couple of minutes away - good job I got there earlier than usual.
Price: £60 for 30 minutes
Services: OWO, Doggy style sex (protected)
The WG: Looked nothing like the photos (which have now changed on the website) WG was stated as being 20yrs old at the time, this has now been changed to 27 - I'd say over 30TBH. Long dreadlocked hair, facially a munter, bad teeth (felt sharp when getting OWO). Big tits, not a bad arse and a bit of a gut - not too big though. Dirty fingernails, dirty socks and sweaty with an awful smelling gash / arse combo.
The Punt: Door opened and she was hiding behind a little, nothing new there so in I went. I handed the cash over and got a gander at her face, oh dear. The dreadlocks made her look a bit like Predator (including the teeth). Getting an ominous feeling that this won't end well. She had a scruffy looking dress on with dirty ankle socks.
Not looking too good so far..
Get the gear off and her tits were quite nice TBH, large, fairly firm. She was very sweaty, she asked me to get on the bed so I lay on my back. She asked me what I liked so I said anal? CIM? Deepthroat? Spanking? got a negative off her for everything. Rather than waste time on a QandA session (which is why I prefer to book through AW, at least you have a rough idea of what you are getting) I told her to suck my cock. The OWO was the worst I've had, she has bad teeth which felt sharp on MME Junior, it's the first time ever I've never got a hard on from oral.
Looking even worse so far... Just before I asked her to got on her hands and knees I noticed her fingernails, they were minging, filthy dirty under the nails, not been washed for a while. I was nearly gagging by now - little did I know there was worse to come...
She bent over and I tried my best to wank to get hard, I tried some dirty talk (to turn me on and not her) she just laughed! Then I spread her arse cheeks and got a whiff of the Devils Curd....

Her fanny and arse were totally minging - not diseased, festering worm infested minging - more like an unkempt washed the night before staleness. Both holes were erupting their own emissions as I desperately tried to get the condom on ASAP before I lost my semi.
I manage to get my cock up her fanny and pump her for about 3 or 4 minutes until the aromas got too bad - I could have done another 5 minutes maybe if I had a BA set.
Gagging (and not the good 'Gagging' us Punters feel) I jumped off, got dressed and fucked off as she was asking what else I had on for the rest of the day... (a fucking steaming hot shower pet..)
I was too traumatised to look at the time but estimate I was in there less than 15 minutes. I got in the car and drove home in complete unmitigated remorseful silence.
Summary: Serious punters remorse supplied in bucketloads from a stinky Predator stand in. Unclean, fugly and nowt at all like the photos supplied.
Visit Again?: Not without the correct breathing apparatus and a dangerous entry certificate. Her tits might float someones boat but take a blindfold with you, a clothes peg for your nose and a bottle of vodka to erase the memory after you've been...