Call me a sad cunt but for some reason I’ve always had a thing about Morticia from the Addams Family aka Anjelica Huston in the film all the way back from 1991 and when I saw this….
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The short version.Don't do that services scammer with unexpected/hidden extras
The booking process.A couple of texts followed by a short phone call and that was that. Stall laid out to which Morticia responded that her likes list was accurate subject to size and hygiene. She also stated the same when I rang her and made it clear she wasn’t happy to discuss specifics on the phone.
No AWank booking request no fuck all. Simples and just how I like it. GAME ON !!!
Well maybe not as my spidysense was tingling like mad as I like to see a text where the lass clearly states yes to my requests.
The waiting game.There wasn’t one. I was knocking on my Morticia’s door less than an hour after the booking was made.
The Venue.A “fit for purpose” flat in one of the blocks near to the casino. I’ve been here before for other Roms. The postcode is LS1 but it’s “outside” the ringroad.
First I am going to describe her.Absolutely no doubt that the lass in the pictures was the one in the room. She even had the bright red lipstick on.
Natasha is as claimed IMHO albeit she’s more like a size 6 than the 4 claimed. Fuck me she’s leggy and thin/svelte.
My Morticia was in the room and I was going to fuck her.
The meeting.I arrived at the venue with 10 minutes to spare and let Morticia know I was there. I was kept waiting for 5 minutes and then got the come on down.
I knocked on the door and Morticia did the hiding thing and when she shut the door my initial reaction was OMFG it really is Morticia out of the Addams family. Well of course she ain’t but for the purposes of my twisted fantasy she more than met my expectations.
Then it went to shit as she refused to kiss me and instead demanded the money. No fucking chance until she’d confirmed what I was getting.
Well it turns out that she don’t do kissing, least she wouldn’t with me, OWO is an extra £20, anal an extra £50 and she don’t do CIM which was in her likes when I booked her but has subsequently been removed. As for being a squirter FFS she told me she don’t do fingers so I’m not quite sure how that was going to work as she told me she didn’t have any toys either.
Having been there for less than 5 minutes I’d heard enough so I walked.
FWIW the lass on the phone had better English than Morticia so I can only assume that she was the maid/pimp.
The money bit.It was meant to be £100 for the hour of Morticia’s life.
In conclusion.I wasn’t willing to pay £150 for a fuck that had all the hallmarks of being a disaster.
This really was a classic case of little brain versus big brain. I should have known better BUT I was so wanted to fuck Morticia’s arse. It took considerable will power on my part to walk from but the punt had turned to shit when I asked her what I got for my money.