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External Link/Members OnlyPre-Punt Chit Chat. 7/10Meet took place over the weekend. Spur of the moment punt after meeting some friends for the football not far from Croydon. Once the game was over and I was heading home decided to grab some pussy en-route. UKP intel indicated possible B&S/profle swap so zero intel. All coms handled by Sergei/Maid. Which were efficient and pleasant; she set out the extras clearly and also said she would include everything in a text with address. Advised I should text on arrival for apartment number. As soon as I arrived the apartment number came over pronto so no hanging about.
Fee & VFM 6/10£90 for 30 minutes + £10 for OWO. No charge for DFK. Note maid advised by text £20 for FK and £10 for OWO!
Digs/punt room/punter safety – 9/10Modern skyscraper (42 floors) in Central Croydon with concierge/security around 3 of them. On entry I was challenged by a burly guard asking what apartment I was going to. I just altered the apartment and floor number that I was given and then he was all fine and directed me to lift. Phew! Plenty of P&D around the corner. Safe yes, discrete hmm ... I suppose the concierge know you have come to fuck but just don't push it in ther face. Punting flat itself was near to the top of the building with great views of the London skyline. Spotless flat bathroom with plenty of fresh towels so felt comfortable grabbing a pre and post punt shower. I believe another WG is there but did not see or hear her.
The Pro 7/10Now the pics on show I think it is her but I cannot be 100% sure. The body clearly matches but she is not blonde. Further the pouty lips are also absent. That said this was a post boozy footy punt so my judgement, sadly, on this occasion is a tad impaired. Sorry about that chaps. Further I did not read the AW profile properly and so missed that fact she has a pair of bolt-ons which is a no-no for me. Greeted me in black bra, knickers and high heels, hair out. No lipstick and mild perfume, nothing overpowering. Smelt very clean. Excellent English and chatty. Massive hug on arrival and all smiley.
Vitals: -
The pics – insofar as body match they looked to be her.
5’ 6”
C cup fake tits and as you would expect all firm with nice pointy nipples. Very well done though soft and supple.
Size 8, athletic lithe body with zero fat, flat stomach. Not much curve or arse per se but a good overall shape. Clear unblemished skin. Facially I think her profile name matches her. To me the partial face pics I was expecting something a little more stunning than the pro who opened the door. Attractive but just expected more. Still very fuckable.
Age: profile says 31. I think that is about right although I did see some mileage on her face that makes me think maybe 35(ish)
Shoulder length brown(ish) hair
Pussy. Fully shaved, tight, neat, smelling all clean.
The Punt 6/10I was offered a shower which was accepted. On return Ulrika Betty (UB) was still in her underwear standing admiring the view of the London skyline. We had a quick pre-punt chit chat before I moved in for some kissing. I was expecting her to say extra but she didn’t.
DFK - Overall, she is a good kisser. No restrictions on proper DFK and she allowed extensive tongue play. This all happened whilst we were both standing and although I was not quite digging her, I was enjoying this part of the punt and can have no complaints as she really got into giving me a very good snog and allowed this throughout the punt.
OWO/RO Dropped my towel and she looked at my dick and was heading for a mac. I asked for OWO and she replied it’s extra £10 so quickly dispense that onto her table and she then sunk to her knees and said you have a very smooth dick etc etc. She is still holding my dick talking about it like it is some piece of artwork and I am thinking can you just fucking get your gob around it and stop wasting time! She eventually did but shook her little finger no CIM I said of course. She sucks dick good. And you can direct her pretty well. Has a nice range of hand and no hands including swirling her tongue over the helmet. Sometimes eyes are closed and sometimes staring back at you. Will allow a moderate face fuck. Sucked my balls sweetly. It was then she said your dick is lovely can I take a picture??? I said politely hell no… she giggled. It did not stop her asking again at the end of the punt.
Moved onto the bed, stripped her out of her lingerie and that’s when it hit home to me the fake tits. That said they are very well done and she allowed me to suck and play with them .. during me eating out her fanny she told me she had no choice re fake tits as she was flat as a pancake. Responsive pussy, would not allow fingering but I could massage her clit. Generally speaking, she was into RO and we had a good face sitting session and 69 and me eating her ass.
Sex – This is where the punt kinda went south. I asked for the mac and she pulled out some brand I had never heard off. Thick blue thing and strapped me up. Strapped the operative word. I could not feel bloody anything as I tried to enter her fanny. The dam mac was squeezing the living daylights out of my dick. I asked if I could use my best mate “Durex” which was in my manbag. UB paused and then said no I prefer to use my own. Fair play we have heard all the stories re some punters and macs. Anyways kicked off with missi. She was reasonably tight as I expected but I could feel fuck all and after say 3-4 thrusts I did not know if I was fucking her or not. I know it sounds strange but zero sensation plus looking down at my dick seeing this dark blue balloon over it thought fuck it and pulled out and took the mac off. UB could see my frustration and with the clock running down she looked confused as in should I let the punter use his own condoms or stick to what Sergei or maid told her? Anyways I didn’t push it and she then asked if I want a massage. UB further said maybe after a massage her thick blue things will feel better on my dick as I will be more relaxed. She delivers a decent massage nothing special but kissed my neck and ears throughout and delivered some more OWO before my time was up. She asked me if I wanted to extend because we had not actually fucked. I looked at my watch and I was already 10 minutes over; UB mentioned this too. I declined and headed back to the bathroom for a shower.
Got dressed and UB said if I re-book then maybe we use my condoms. I just said we will see. Pleasant chat on exit, as I was putting my boxers on UB again asked if she could take a quick pic of my dick. Laughed when I said no. Had some DFK at the door on exit and I was on my way.
On exit time check = In/Out 50 minutes. So, zero clock watching, punting phone out of sight during the meet. She did get a bit flustered on realising the time and took her punting phone out the draw to text Sergei/maid. I asked her if all was okay (meaning coms with Sergei) and she said yes, it’s all fine.
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Jerk Chik Rating: 6/10 Return: Unlikely. I hate handing over my queens’ heads and not tasting the pussy left feeling very frustrated. I did not really fancy her although she was attractive enough with personality to match. For some reason just didn’t get the vibe. On reflection I think it was me. She flits between London and the Southeast and is here in London for a week.
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