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External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £60 for 1hour + £20 for B2B + HE
Comms: good comms nothing out of order or to complain about booked in same day as contacted
Location: relatively safe, full of students so not really private and secluded as some of you might want it to be
The meet itself: Now then lets get to the negative part.. I park up and start asking for a house number. I get the house number and notice another guy circling around the area. Apparently there are multiple girls working from same place and both me and the guy were going to the same place which was awkward and I should have left there and then but I have a few pains and really wanted a massage to be done by a hot blondie from the pictures... So i waited for the guy to get in and then waited for my own turn to be called in.
The girl: face seems similar to the one on pictures but figure is nowhere near... i would say size 14, boobs were disappointing, ass was disappointing, face was ok (should have backed out the moment door opened)
Massage: up to her room, agreed on B2B (why would my dick even suggest i go through with this?? but oh well). Massage was of amateur level and she did not focus on areas where i mentioned i had actual pains and wanted them massaged. I doubt she ever actually trained.. B2B which was just her pressing boobs onto my back or chest (i am pretty sure b2b is supposed to feel better than that?) Overall.... it's a massage i would expect a 17yo girl to do to her bf
HE: heck her figure was not my shot of whisky so that was problematic as even after a flip and her b2b on my chest i was not hard. So oil on my dick and proceed with some unenthusiastic hand job, by now i just want to finish this up and go. No teasing is involved no building my sensation up and not letting me finish nothing.. just boring can do myself better with my non main hand and she had oil at her disposal.. anyhow i finish up
Shower was offered: i agree to take a shower.. guess what? there is no soap in the shower room. i ask for soap and i get pointed towards "bath bubbles" liquid and she leaves me to take a shower.. wtf... so here i went and took the hand soap from the sink and used that. Washed off as much as this allowed
Came back and she was just sat playing candy crush on her phone while i got dressed and got escorted out. I have spent 45 minutes inside the house
Do i recommend this? Massage no, HE no, Girl no (unless you like them a bit bigger i prefer size 12 max), client management no, value no
Honestly 3 attempts at punts and all 3 are terrible so far... someone shoot my wallet but learning a good lesson of nope'ing the hell out early next time
Apologies if it sounds to ranty but i think this was bad
