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27 review(s) for MistressMusclePP (25 positive, 2 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Fuzzyduck]

Offline Yellowman1

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Without a doubt the most bizarre punt I have ever had. After reading the good reviews I decided to give her a try. enjoyed it but certain parts just weren’t for me.

Comms- went an aw email arranged to meet gave me her number to call when I get to venue

Location- took place at her home nice modern flat in the town centre. Free parking for 4 hours at nearby sainsbury

Money- £80 for 1 hour

The wg- in very hot shape not as muscular as in the pics but def powerfully built.never saw her boobs so can’t comment but they looked fairly small. Strong built bum. I would say she is def pushing 60 if not over. Can see grey hair under her dyed black hair. She wore a sexy one piece the whole time. She is short only about 5.2

The action- was running 15 mins late and called to tell her. She said she will punish me when I get there. Turned up lead through the maze of her building and was pretty happy with what I saw just maybe a little older than I had hoped. 

I made it clear to her I don’t want to be hurt or marks left on me etc.
My punishment to be late was to do a strip for her. She made me take my clothes off slowly while trying to dance. She did this weird thing where she sniffed everything I gave her socks included armpits of my shirt was all a bit bizarre for me.

Next she sat me on a chair and did a little dance for me while stroking and tickling my body.
She then got the little guy out and started to play with him and put him in her mouth a bit. Was just getting into it and she said now it’s time to wrestle.

She said we had to do 2 rounds. She is very strong couldn’t really be arsed to try and fight her so tapped as soon as she had me in a lock. Didnt find this particularly sexy.

My punishment for losing was to bend over with my arse in the air while she rimmed me and gave me owo. The owo was pretty good and nice and deep.

Next she had me sit on her exercise ball while she rimmed me some more and gave more owo. Out came her toys and used her vibrators to stimulate me arse and balls while sucking. All very good and i soon came.

Things got weird from here. I always feel a bit of guilt and grossed out after I cum anyway so generally only book 30mins but I was here for an hour so thought I would try and fight that and soldier through. She weirded me out though when she rubbed my cum into my belly and made it in to a paste. She then proceeded to apply the pasted jizz to her face and told me it was good for the skin. What was left she then ate after offering it to me for a taste. Some might find this sexy but it wasn’t for me.

Still with 20 mins to go she then had me on my back where she did get me hard again with more owo. Was never gonna cum again though.

Had a shower and a bit of a chat about her wrestling body building etc. She is a really nice lady to be fair and can tell she really enjoys what she does.

Didn’t try to fuck her or get access to her pussy was a bit scared to try as didn’t want to force her boundaries.

Would recommend as different to anything else Iv ever done but don’t think I would repeat

James999

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Looking at her profile gave the impression of  a pensioner who used to work out  :thumbsdown:

Offline Yellowman1

She still works out I think and she is proper strong

Could be a pensioner she is def near 60

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Obviously rubbing spunk on her face does not help youthful looks  :sarcastic:

Offline Colston36

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Without a doubt the most bizarre punt I have ever had. After reading the good reviews I decided to give her a try. enjoyed it but certain parts just weren’t for me.

Comms- went an aw email arranged to meet gave me her number to call when I get to venue

Location- took place at her home nice modern flat in the town centre. Free parking for 4 hours at nearby sainsbury

Money- £80 for 1 hour

The wg- in very hot shape not as muscular as in the pics but def powerfully built.never saw her boobs so can’t comment but they looked fairly small. Strong built bum. I would say she is def pushing 60 if not over. Can see grey hair under her dyed black hair. She wore a sexy one piece the whole time. She is short only about 5.2

The action- was running 15 mins late and called to tell her. She said she will punish me when I get there. Turned up lead through the maze of her building and was pretty happy with what I saw just maybe a little older than I had hoped. 

I made it clear to her I don’t want to be hurt or marks left on me etc.
My punishment to be late was to do a strip for her. She made me take my clothes off slowly while trying to dance. She did this weird thing where she sniffed everything I gave her socks included armpits of my shirt was all a bit bizarre for me.

Next she sat me on a chair and did a little dance for me while stroking and tickling my body.
She then got the little guy out and started to play with him and put him in her mouth a bit. Was just getting into it and she said now it’s time to wrestle.

She said we had to do 2 rounds. She is very strong couldn’t really be arsed to try and fight her so tapped as soon as she had me in a lock. Didnt find this particularly sexy.

My punishment for losing was to bend over with my arse in the air while she rimmed me and gave me owo. The owo was pretty good and nice and deep.

Next she had me sit on her exercise ball while she rimmed me some more and gave more owo. Out came her toys and used her vibrators to stimulate me arse and balls while sucking. All very good and i soon came.

Things got weird from here. I always feel a bit of guilt and grossed out after I cum anyway so generally only book 30mins but I was here for an hour so thought I would try and fight that and soldier through. She weirded me out though when she rubbed my cum into my belly and made it in to a paste. She then proceeded to apply the pasted jizz to her face and told me it was good for the skin. What was left she then ate after offering it to me for a taste. Some might find this sexy but it wasn’t for me.

Still with 20 mins to go she then had me on my back where she did get me hard again with more owo. Was never gonna cum again though.

Had a shower and a bit of a chat about her wrestling body building etc. She is a really nice lady to be fair and can tell she really enjoys what she does.

Didn’t try to fuck her or get access to her pussy was a bit scared to try as didn’t want to force her boundaries.

Would recommend as different to anything else Iv ever done but don’t think I would repeat

I can't believe she's anything like 60 based on the time I spent with her, though she certainly is eccentric and very controlling. For £80 I thought she was amazing value.

Offline Sunny

What about kissing? You were too scared to ask about having sex? Is she on drugs? Mentally unstable?

Offline Yellowman1

Agree 80 is good value

She’s def late 50s

Offline Yellowman1

Didn’t try kiss

With her I reckon ymmv

Offline Yellowman1

You can google her in 2011 she was 51

Offline hornypnter

French kissing on her enjoy list.

Penetration (with) not on her enjoy list so probably this is not on offer. Perhaps will need clarification from her.

Offline Sunny

French kissing on her enjoy list.

Penetration (with) not on her enjoy list so probably this is not on offer. Perhaps will need clarification from her.

I have emailed her on AW says she does offer DFK, Sex, OWO/CIM for £80 ph

Also asked a guy about her on UKP told me she became so sexually aggressive she started biting his nipples so hard they started bleeding. Appears she can be quite a dangerous woman, apparently she's kicked guys out butt naked out of her apartment. I guess if you tried to kiss her or force yourself on her she might not react well.

James999

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You can google her in 2011 she was 51

If that age wasn't clocked that would put her around 59 / 60 a long way off the profile age of 45  :scare:

Offline Yellowman1

Word of warning for any one that books her make sure it’s from a punting phone I woke up this morning to a texts from her saying how she had dreams about forcing herself on me

Offline finn5555

She sounds like a right fucking nutcase  :rolleyes:
Didn’t someone say she threw some blokes clothes out onto the street from her balcony who had pissed her off  :unknown:

Offline mattylondon

She sounds like a right fucking nutcase  :rolleyes:
Didn’t someone say she threw some blokes clothes out onto the street from her balcony who had pissed her off  :unknown:

She's definitely closer to 60, if not slightly over, to be honest.

I can't imagine that anybody seriously believes she'd be in her 40's?!!  :wacko:  If you ignore the hair and simply look at the face, even in the touched up photos on AW, you can see she's pretty old. No doubt she's still in reasonable shape for her age, of course.

Narcissistic and very controlling, judging by the reviews.... . In other words, a psycho. Nut jobs quite often make for very good whores and fucks in general, just as long as you don't spend too long in their company to see what they're really like when the meter is off!

I can't stand bossy prossys. I pay, so call the shots. She wouldn't be my cup of tea.

However, reading the reviews, she does appear to provide what people want at good value for money, so fair play to her.
« Last Edit: September 28, 2019, 12:01:59 pm by mattylondon »

Offline Guesswork

She sounds like a right fucking nutcase  :rolleyes:
Didn’t someone say she threw some blokes clothes out onto the street from her balcony who had pissed her off  :unknown:

Yeah, that might have been me :lol: (that told the story, not had the clothes chucked out)

Agree with all the above, slight confusion if she does sex or not. Yes she does but (apparently) not with everyone

Weird at times? Yes. Excellent vfm? Yes. Bit of a nutter? Yes :sarcastic:

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Offline Yellowman1

I dunno how or why it happens but if you call her from a Samsung phone it brings up her full name. Google her name and can see loads about her

Offline HawkG

but if you call her from a Samsung phone it brings up her full name.

That’s a fucking bizarre invasion of privacy if true. Maybe it’ll show yours to her too, then?

Not sure I believe it as described though.

Offline HawkG

I’m reading the original review here and thinking it sounds awesome. I might well have a go at that!

Offline Yellowman1

I’m not sure how it works to be honest Iv seen it happen a few times never with a wg mind

She may have it registered to a business because I know she’s a pt to

Offline finn5555

I’m reading the original review here and thinking it sounds awesome. I might well have a go at that!

Take some spare clothes just in case yours go over the balcony  :D

Offline Hankmoody

I want to post a review but for some reason it won’t let me at the moment. I booked to see Puma on Friday 27th sept as I was in London for the weekend and I’d seen some reviews on here and looked on AW. I’ve been wanting to meet a muscular, fit lady for an age so it was too good an opportunity to miss. I had a great time with her, she was so friendly, sexy and great fun, so much so I made a return visit on the Monday 30th before I left London. When this site lets me I’ll get a review written and discuss both visits in there. Feel free to message in the meantime if you want any information if you’re thinking of booking.

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I want to post a review but for some reason it won’t let me at the moment. I booked to see Puma on Friday 27th sept as I was in London for the weekend and I’d seen some reviews on here and looked on AW. I’ve been wanting to meet a muscular, fit lady for an age so it was too good an opportunity to miss. I had a great time with her, she was so friendly, sexy and great fun, so much so I made a return visit on the Monday 30th before I left London. When this site lets me I’ll get a review written and discuss both visits in there. Feel free to message in the meantime if you want any information if you’re thinking of booking.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=253324.0

Offline Hankmoody

Thanks Waterhouse I’ll try that later.

Offline Hankmoody

Right I’ve written war and peace. So thanks Waterhouse for that link, hopefully it’s worked.