External Link/Members OnlyCheltenham
10/15mins wall from centre, near Hospital
30 mins Incall: £70
Decent enough flat
Was a fairly late night booking when I was visiting Cheltenham had a look around for people still available at 11pm.
Sent a few messages to various listings and she came back via an email linked iMessage.
Until I got there I had no idea which of the 3/4 people it could have been.
Comms fine.
She is Brazilian pretty much no English whatsoever, pictures are accurate.
Han over cash and begin punt, straight out with condom before even touching. Goes for lacklustre covered blowjob, I can barely feel a thing, no skill.
She just manages to coax a semi out of me and slaps on some lube, gestures to go into missionary.
Start fucking her with her legs up, she has what seems to be almost a weeks worth of leg hair going on, totally covered in bristly sharp hairs about half a cm long, not comfortable and offputting - also whole attitude has been slightly disappointing up to this point.
I ask to move into doggy and she replies “no”, I quickly lose wood and she attempts a piss poor handjob after this point, awful. Not willing to take any direction whatsoever, truly awful service, complete waste of time and money.
I get up and swiftly get dressed saying “if it’s too late or you don’t want to do it just say, don’t accept
Booking , this is not good, a waste of time” she says “me no problem my service sex, blowjob, massage a problem is with you” I get a bit of money back and get in my way.
This punt was probably the worst I have ever had actually in the sense that I paid good money for nothing. Worse than the very laziest EE service providers I have occasionally met, used to be that Brazilians were somewhat of a safe bet - seems like not so much anymore.
Unless you want to attempt very bad sex with a mediocre looking, hairy legged girl with all the charm of a lobotomy patient I would suggest you avoid.
