I liked the photos on AW, slim lady, but the ad made fairly clear there were no extras.
The ad mentions giving body to body massage and says “ I will slide the oil all over your physique with my bare skin. Body to body is not just MUTUAL touch”. Although the words ‘mutual touch’ seemed fairly clear about what to expect.
Texted the number last Monday, saying I liked the photos and would like to book a one hour massage for the next day I asked in the text if touching her was Ok, and would she be naked for all the massage.
Got no reply, which sort of tells you the bad-mannered type of woman you’re probably dealing with. This assumption was later proved right.
Giving her the benefit of the doubt, I texted her again on Tuesday saying “ Have I upset you,? I thought my question was totally polite, it would be good to see you for a massage”. (I still had those images from AW in my mind, pretty, slim, nice bum).
One word reply was “NO”
Texted again “ Does that NO mean I HAVENT upset you”
One word reply was “ NO”.
Texted her to say “if you don’t like the idea of being touched, you just have to say so, not throw a wobbler”. If you don’t want guys to think about touching you, why are all your photos on AW nude. Masseuses with who just do massage, don’t usually put up loads of nude shots.
Intrigued by now about what this rather silly lady is actually like in a meeting, I text her on Wednesday (yesterday) from a different phone, different identity. “Hi, saw your ad, can we meet tomorrow (Thursday 19th) for one hour. ?. Can you tell me nearest station”
One word reply yesterday - “YES”. I text back.. ”Is 11am OK ? “
No reply.
Today, after 11am has passed, I text again “Hi, I did not hear back from you”
It’s like a different (chatty) person answering “ Hi X Darling, am free any time after 11.30 if you want to visit me today”. It’s like she’s had an injection of warmth and good manners. She sends me a post code and road name, (in Croydon). Tells me to get to her road and block and text again for flat number. I hike off down there. She sends me flat number,
I press the flat number (big big block, very smart) the door doesn’t open, in the end someone arrives and I go in with them.
Get to the flat, takes ages to get an answer, although shes been expecting me for ages. The girl is in her underwear but nothing like the photos, quite young, 20’s probably, but quite short (5’3” ??) and pear-shaped, not slim, and not so pretty. Before the front door closed, I was away. It’s a Bait and Switch with 2 or more revolving girls. Note that the 3 reviews on AW are all from people with 1 or less reviews. None give any real info about a meeting or talk about her appearance.
It’s then I realize that my first texts were to one girl, the second ones were to the girl I met. That’s why I got no replies form the first one. The first woman realised I wanted to meet next day when she would not be there, so could not even be bothered to reply. Looks like they share a phone.
Given the sour attitude of the first person I texted, who knows who you will meet or how bad-tempered she will be. To say your MMV if you try her is an understatement. An unknown quantity.