JugsGallorebbw- pontefract
External Link/Members OnlyBackground to review:
Normally a quiet scrumper, not really been into writing reviews - content to take knowledge without giving something back- however this time, so bad was this experience, I feel I need to share this knowledge and give something back. Im taking a break now for a while after this.
Rather than outline any activity Im just going to give someone topline advice for people, explain a few positives ( of which there were a couple) and post a few “warning signs” - then the balls in your court.
Topline advice:
Avoid. Dont take the gamble. On every criterion of quality I could fathom, this encounter failed on every one.
Positives:
Contactability, easy access and journey ( bang on motorways and an all round easy drive ), short notice accomodation, price £60 p 1/2 hr
Warning sign 1:
Bit of a funny atitude on phone, a bit ‘cant be arsed’y’.. different to other phone calls where the tone has been spritely/professional/helpful.. but i was rushing so kind of ignored it....
but that led to ....
Warning sign 2:
Flat complex looked grotty. Usually used to going to new build crap that looks ok from outside, hotels, quiet semi’s ... so jus thought “well, variety is spice of life” and ignored it....
but that led to...
Warning sign 3:
Door opened and that very distinctive smell-mixture of weed,pets,B.O and food cooking smashed me im the face, plus a barking dog..... but I was in now, so scuttled into the room I was directed to without taking a look......
but that led to....
Warning sign 4:
The lady herself. It is her in the photos but they are fucking old photographs and something seriously bad has happened since they were taken. Age is not an issue for me anyway but theres no way shes 32. no fucking way.
Edge of bed, looked like shes jus got out of bed. Brown/beige nighty on ( it wasnt a sexy brown beige nighty) a bit zombified and wouldnt take clothes of like i asked. There was a smell....
Id handed me money over now though.....
Warning Sign 5:
Male shaped jawline and a lot of hairgrowth under the jaw/chin. she needed a shave.
Conclusion:
I just wanked off and fucked off as fast as I could
Concluding Remarks:
Some you win, some you loose
