Girlfriend Emma xx - Bricket Wood, Herts

[winkywanky]

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I was aware of her somewhat conflicting UKP feedback/reviews, but from what I could make out I thought I'd probably have a good time with her. I did.

I went for the GFE with massage, 45mins for £100.

She'd been in my AW Hotlist for some time and was someone I wanted to get around to seeing at some point. She seems to work just a few days a week and she only wants to take bookings on the day, when she'll have her green Available Today light on.

Felt horny one morning, saw her light pop up and gave her a ring. Left a message on her voicemail, stating desired time and service, and within 10mins got a text in return to confirm. Then my phone rang from her number (intentional?) but stopped immediately, and I phoned back. Spoke briefly, and she texted me her postcode.

Showered, jumped in the car, and in 30mins I was there. She operates out of a small flat in a nice block (she doesn't live there), very close to the M25/M1/A414. She gets you to park in the block next door to hers, and then when you text to declare arrival she tells you the correct block name. Fair enough. Didn't seem to be restricted parking, but I didn't really check and took a chance anyway. But you can park further up the road for free where the double-yellows disappear.

Let in via the magic door, and shown though to the bedroom where she has a proper massage table in addition to a very low bed. Mattress was OK though. Quick freshen up (I'd showered previously).

The girl: well I'd say Emma is early 40s, but genuinely with the body of a very fit 25 yr-old. Stunning body. Smooth, soft skin, zero fat (but not in a harsh, muscular way), gently tanned and sporting a butterfly tattoo on one arse-cheek. Talking of arse, the cutest womanly arse with nice proper hips, pert, bulbous cheeks and a very slim waist. Small but pretty pert B-cups with soft, modest implants and perky nipples. Amazing body for her age. Facially I'd say Emma is pretty milf-next-door with a shortish bob. Slightly high-pitched voice but not shrieky. Friendly manner and very chatty. Not annoyingly so.

Emma was already naked when I reappeared from the bathroom, and I joined her before climbing aboard the table, where we laughed about the carcrash bollocks that is Brexit. Massage was gentle and relaxing. With 15mins allotted for massage it was really only going to be shoulders and back, and infact after just 10, Emma bade me join her on the bed.

Immediately there was deep snogging with tongues, embracing and and roaming hands both ways. Very nice. I sucked on her lovely little titties for some time, taking care to give each proper attention, and then I worked my way down to her snatch. Very slight stubble (which I liked) and she was already moist...with some sweet-tasting lube or such. I licked this off and soon I was tasting her natural wetness, which tasted good. A very tidy and pretty little cunt, and I licked for all I was worth. Flipped her over, raised her bum up by her hips, took a quick look at just about the cutest, neatest little starfish I'd ever seen, and I dived right into her delicious little arsehole, probing hard with a pointy tongue, and then slavering backwards and forwards over both delightful holes. I should say, this was all for my benefit, I was loving it. Nevertheless, some gentle 'mmmm's from Emma, and after a few minutes of this she insisted on returning the favour with some nice cock-sucking and ball-licking.

More snogging to mix the flavours, and Emma rubbered me up. Emma climbed aboard for some CG, and then various other positions where we both kissed and groped whatever bodyparts were available at the time. I wanted to finish in doggy to enjoy the view of her lovely arse-cheeks impaled on my cock, and after licking my thumb to massage her ring-piece I used my palms to prise apart her butt. Nice. I think Emma must work out in some way or another, and she was a nice, snug fit for me (I'm Mr. Average)

Eventually I felt the sap rise, culminating in a very satisfying cum which left me twitching with electricity for a good minute. A short cuddle, more breezy chat and then I availed myself of a quick shower, purposely not washing my face as I wanted her scent on me to enjoy later. I told her so and this tickled her.

A quick kiss on the lips, and then I was off.

In summary, a perfectly satisfactory punt, with services delivered cheerfully and a good 'social connection' with Emma. There wasn't quite that hot, lusty, 'dirty' connection that I guess many of us crave, but I think that's perhaps because Emma has been doing this game for quite some time now. But I certainly wouldn't call her jaded in any way. But also, I think that after 2 or 3 visits there may be the possibility of this. Shall I? Who knows. I don't normally tend to.

Anyway, a definite Positive from me and worth the money and the drive to her gaff. Friendly girl, stunning figure, English, sucks cock OWO.

[bobby1973]

great review sir   
i really would love to see her but she is out of my price range
but i may just do the same as you 45 mins

[smiths]

Saw this girl recently: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

I was aware of her somewhat conflicting UKP feedback/reviews, but from what I could make out I thought I'd probably have a good time with her. I did.

I went for the GFE with massage, 45mins for £100.

She'd been in my AW Hotlist for some time and was someone I wanted to get around to seeing at some point. She seems to work just a few days a week and she only wants to take bookings on the day, when she'll have her green Available Today light on.

Felt horny one morning, saw her light pop up and gave her a ring. Left a message on her voicemail, stating desired time and service, and within 10mins got a text in return to confirm. Then my phone rang from her number (intentional?) but stopped immediately, and I phoned back. Spoke briefly, and she texted me her postcode.

Showered, jumped in the car, and in 30mins I was there. She operates out of a small flat in a nice block (she doesn't live there), very close to the M25/M1/A414. She gets you to park in the block next door to hers, and then when you text to declare arrival she tells you the correct block name. Fair enough. Didn't seem to be restricted parking, but I didn't really check and took a chance anyway. But you can park further up the road for free where the double-yellows disappear.

Let in via the magic door, and shown though to the bedroom where she has a proper massage table in addition to a very low bed. Mattress was OK though. Quick freshen up (I'd showered previously).

The girl: well I'd say Emma is early 40s, but genuinely with the body of a very fit 25 yr-old. Stunning body. Smooth, soft skin, zero fat (but not in a harsh, muscular way), gently tanned and sporting a butterfly tattoo on one arse-cheek. Talking of arse, the cutest womanly arse with nice proper hips, pert, bulbous cheeks and a very slim waist. Small but pretty pert B-cups with soft, modest implants and perky nipples. Amazing body for her age. Facially I'd say Emma is pretty milf-next-door with a shortish bob. Slightly high-pitched voice but not shrieky. Friendly manner and very chatty. Not annoyingly so.

Emma was already naked when I reappeared from the bathroom, and I joined her before climbing aboard the table, where we laughed about the carcrash bollocks that is Brexit. Massage was gentle and relaxing. With 15mins allotted for massage it was really only going to be shoulders and back, and infact after just 10, Emma bade me join her on the bed.

Immediately there was deep snogging with tongues, embracing and and roaming hands both ways. Very nice. I sucked on her lovely little titties for some time, taking care to give each proper attention, and then I worked my way down to her snatch. Very slight stubble (which I liked) and she was already moist...with some sweet-tasting lube or such. I licked this off and soon I was tasting her natural wetness, which tasted good. A very tidy and pretty little cunt, and I licked for all I was worth. Flipped her over, raised her bum up by her hips, took a quick look at just about the cutest, neatest little starfish I'd ever seen, and I dived right into her delicious little arsehole, probing hard with a pointy tongue, and then slavering backwards and forwards over both delightful holes. I should say, this was all for my benefit, I was loving it. Nevertheless, some gentle 'mmmm's from Emma, and after a few minutes of this she insisted on returning the favour with some nice cock-sucking and ball-licking.

More snogging to mix the flavours, and Emma rubbered me up. Emma climbed aboard for some CG, and then various other positions where we both kissed and groped whatever bodyparts were available at the time. I wanted to finish in doggy to enjoy the view of her lovely arse-cheeks impaled on my cock, and after licking my thumb to massage her ring-piece I used my palms to prise apart her butt. Nice. I think Emma must work out in some way or another, and she was a nice, snug fit for me (I'm Mr. Average)

Eventually I felt the sap rise, culminating in a very satisfying cum which left me twitching with electricity for a good minute. A short cuddle, more breezy chat and then I availed myself of a quick shower, purposely not washing my face as I wanted her scent on me to enjoy later. I told her so and this tickled her.

A quick kiss on the lips, and then I was off.

In summary, a perfectly satisfactory punt, with services delivered cheerfully and a good 'social connection' with Emma. There wasn't quite that hot, lusty, 'dirty' connection that I guess many of us crave, but I think that's perhaps because Emma has been doing this game for quite some time now. But I certainly wouldn't call her jaded in any way. But also, I think that after 2 or 3 visits there may be the possibility of this. Shall I? Who knows. I don't normally tend to.

Anyway, a definite Positive from me and worth the money and the drive to her gaff. Friendly girl, stunning figure, English, sucks cock OWO.

She wont be happy to be reviewed on here as she despises UKP and all its punters as she made clear in a post in May before being banned.

Interesting review thanks, I put her as 28-30 about 10 years ago when she was an excellent reg of mine for a while as Jaime of St Albans then near the Galleria in Hatfield. Great attitude back then and a lovely fit body.

She has been about for years because before she went Indie she worked in Milton Keynes for years in Divine owned brothels.

[The sperminator]

Good review. Shame she got banned, as she might have replied herself!

[Wozel]

Guys, who would you say she resembles? Reading this review has made me think I might be missing out

[winkywanky]

She wont be happy to be reviewed on here as she despises UKP and all its punters as she made clear in a post in May before being banned.

Interesting review thanks, I put her as 28-30 about 10 years ago when she was an excellent reg of mine for a while as Jaime of St Albans then near the Galleria in Hatfield. Great attitude back then and a lovely fit body.

She has been about for years because before she went Indie she worked in Milton Keynes for years in Divine owned brothels.

Yes Smiths, I realise that. But punter comes first on here, and I've given a truthful account of the meet from my point of view. She's come in for criticism from some, but that shouldn't deter others from expressing a positive experience.

Yes, a bit of looking around on here revealed pretty well all you mention. Of course I didn't mention this place to her, and unless she still has an incognito log-on (or regulars who tell her what goes on - quite possible of course) she won't know about my review.

Her body is, frankly, amazing. I found her facially attractive. Friendly attitude, and very willing to provide all the services she states. I reckon I'm about right with her age (which pretty well tallies with your assessment) and I can't think of anyone else I've ever met who looks that good at that age.

I went expecting to be able to fully enjoy her fit body, and that's what I got. Quite vanilla, and a bit of a departure from my recent punts, but very enjoyable.

[winkywanky]

Facially she reminded me a little of Sue Menhenick from a later version of Pan's People. Google her.

[Colston36]

What an incurable romantic you are!

[winkywanky]

I'm conflicted.

Sometimes I want a gooey GFE, other times I want to fuck a tranny and then make her swallow my cum.

Perhaps it's a midlife crisis? I don't know, and I don't really care  .

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Well it must be said that I fully agree with the coments of a fit 25 Y/O, she certianly has that:)

Only thing wrong is she's a bit far away from Cambridge:(

[bobby1973]

What an incurable romantic you are!

god your showing your age now 

[bobby1973]

Facially she reminded me a little of Sue Menhenick from a later version of Pan's People. Google her.

your showing your age now 

sorry clicked on wrong quote

[winkywanky]

Well of course I couldn't possibly remember an earlier version of Pan's People, that would make me really old    .

[Xtro]

Well of course I couldn't possibly remember an earlier version of Pan's People, that would make me really old    .

So you've never heard of The Go-Jos?......... I believe you. 

Good review BTW, Mr. Wanky.    She does look trim.

[winkywanky]

I think whatever else anyone thinks of her, it's fair to say she has an amazing body. I don't know how old her pics are but they're a true representation of what you get. Have to say though, her tits are 'only' 7/10.

[winkywanky]

(By the way, genuinely never heard of the Go-Jos. Boris's parents, while in the act of creating him?)

[smiths]

Yes Smiths, I realise that. But punter comes first on here, and I've given a truthful account of the meet from my point of view. She's come in for criticism from some, but that shouldn't deter others from expressing a positive experience.

Yes, a bit of looking around on here revealed pretty well all you mention. Of course I didn't mention this place to her, and unless she still has an incognito log-on (or regulars who tell her what goes on - quite possible of course) she won't know about my review.

Her body is, frankly, amazing. I found her facially attractive. Friendly attitude, and very willing to provide all the services she states. I reckon I'm about right with her age (which pretty well tallies with your assessment) and I can't think of anyone else I've ever met who looks that good at that age.

I went expecting to be able to fully enjoy her fit body, and that's what I got. Quite vanilla, and a bit of a departure from my recent punts, but very enjoyable.

I didn't doubt you realised it, she used to be an avid punting forum reader and member, that's where I first heard about her, I bet she follows UKP closely still like a lot of WGs who despise it do.

I liked her a lot back in 2009, she had mixed feedback and a rep for unreliability then, she never fucked me about at all though and I punted with her many times as a reg of mine. She offered a great toy show and Anal play on her which I liked. Yes her body was banging then and she seems to have kept it fit, and she had a fab attitude, friendly and enthusiastic, a 10 out of 10 then. For me she was also 1 of the 4 top Herts WGs for me along with Simply Louise who I punted with quite recently again, excellent as she always was, Natasha and Shanelle, both of whom have also made comebacks though I don't know if Natasha has fucked off again.

I did a positive review on her on the punting forum that was number 1 before UKP existed but she retired and under their stupid rules it was deleted at her request. Then she came back less my and others reviews and has re-invented herself a couple of times at least since.

[Xtro]

(By the way, genuinely never heard of the Go-Jos. Boris's parents, while in the act of creating him?)

       

[winkywanky]

I didn't doubt you realised it, she used to be an avid punting forum reader and member, that's where I first heard about her, I bet she follows UKP closely still like a lot of WGs who despise it do.

I liked her a lot back in 2009, she had mixed feedback and a rep for unreliability then, she never fucked me about at all though and I punted with her many times as a reg of mine. She offered a great toy show and Anal play on her which I liked. Yes her body was banging then and she seems to have kept it fit, and she had a fab attitude, friendly and enthusiastic, a 10 out of 10 then. For me she was also 1 of the 4 top Herts WGs for me along with Simply Louise who I punted with quite recently again, excellent as she always was, Natasha and Shanelle, both of whom have also made comebacks though I don't know if Natasha has fucked off again.

I did a positive review on her on the punting forum that was number 1 before UKP existed but she retired and under their stupid rules it was deleted at her request. Then she came back less my and others reviews and has re-invented herself a couple of times at least since.

Interesting about the anal play on her. After eating her arse I did consider attempting to gently insert a finger, but thought better of it. If I see her again I'll ditch the massage and go straight for the punt, leaving a bit more time to explore stuff like that. Do you reckon from her current reviews here, that her service has got slightly less adventurous since you saw her? You mentioned toys and stuff.

I guess also there might be an element of getting a bit more fun with return visit(s)?

[smiths]

Interesting about the anal play on her. After eating her arse I did consider attempting to gently insert a finger, but thought better of it. If I see her again I'll ditch the massage and go straight for the punt, leaving a bit more time to explore stuff like that. Do you reckon from her current reviews here, that her service has got slightly less adventurous since you saw her? You mentioned toys and stuff.

I guess also there might be an element of getting a bit more fun with return visit(s)?

Apart from the Anal play on her and the toys she stuck up her arse she was quite vanilla back then as I was at our punts. But she had enthusiasm and a smile which goes a long way with me and hence her becoming a reg.

She was the subject of my punt that nearly wasn't, I arrived by car in her area early so sat in my car with the blower and cd on. When it was time to make my way to her place I had run the car battery down. I rang her and at this point I hadn't met her before and explained what had happened. She initially wanted to cancel maybe thinking I was a timewaster but I said no I will make it on time. I set off on foot but found it was further than I thought it was. So I stepped into the road and flagged a car down, the young male driver looked shocked but I gave him £20 to drop me off near her place and made it just on time. Then followed a punt that for me had an added dimension to it as I could of missed out. And I may of then missed out on a good reg as for all I know she may not of taken another booking off me if she thought I was a timewaster.

[winkywanky]

Yes, I found her smiley, friendly and enthusiastic too.

So, the fickle hand of fate was with you that day! And giving £20 to a passing motorist you flagged down in order to make it to your 1st punt with her was inspired - it's amazing what you're capable of when you have a pre-punt boner  . Hopefully your battery had recovered enough to turn over when you got back to the car.

[smiths]

Yes, I found her smiley, friendly and enthusiastic too.

So, the fickle hand of fate was with you that day! And giving £20 to a passing motorist you flagged down in order to make it to your 1st punt with her was inspired - it's amazing what you're capable of when you have a pre-punt boner  . Hopefully your battery had recovered enough to turn over when you got back to the car.

Yes I rang the AA and they said they would meet me by the car, in fact when I got back to it by cab the battery had recharged. I will do whatever it takes to get to a punt on time as getting my end away is a top priority.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Yes I rang the AA and they said they would meet me by the car, in fact when I got back to it by cab the battery had recharged. I will do whatever it takes to get to a punt on time as getting my end away is a top priority.

Humm, reckon you had a duff battery connection happens sometimes!

[winkywanky]

Yes I rang the AA and they said they would meet me by the car, in fact when I got back to it by cab the battery had recharged. I will do whatever it takes to get to a punt on time as getting my end away is a top priority.

Yes, batteries have a habit of recovering a little when left awhile.

As for your batteries, well only you know that...

[smiths]

Yes, batteries have a habit of recovering a little when left awhile.

As for your batteries, well only you know that...

Well I was cream crackered which is why I didnt walk back to my car.