“ Another Saturday night and I ‘aint got nobody,………. I got some money cos I just got paid,…..”
So had a surf and fancied this one something chronic, so my type, a smoldering, dark and very slim Gypsy type.
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All good. Sent a text and called for a quick chat, post code sent by return. English was Okay so no probs. There were a few
candidates in the running for tonight’s activities, so, I asked my tie-break question….” You do kissing and OWO?”…… only one had the
correct answer, which is “yes baby!”..
Location: Paid £50 for half an hour.
A stone’s throw from the Morrisons in the Asian/Romanian/Polish quarter of Harehills, Leeds, tight knit streets and houses but safe
enough to leave your car. Lots of street parking, or just park in Morrisons to be safe as I did and walked for a minute or two. A tiny bit
exposed but if you’re quick and straight in then no issues.
The Girl:
It is amazing what a bit of slap can do….I really had to look hard to see if it was the girl in the photos…..truly
transforming…….Profiles should come with before and after slap photos to prepare punters. Amazingly, not Romanian but Spanish, very
plain, very slim, very petite and very…….very….FLAT!
I, (rather, mini-me) went against the advice of a respected reviewer who said she had very small tits, what he should have said was she
had NOOOOOOOO tits, AT ALL! I haven’t seen anything like that since I was in year 7.
The Fun:
The door opened, (love that bit), Followed that cute arse up the stairs..(love that bit too), stripping down to boxers while she’s
stashing her takings, (love it).. She’s back and I go in for some kissing and squeezing…definitely not FK but just closed lip pecks. Onto the
bed and she baby wipes mini-me while kissing him at the same time. OWO was Okay…not knee trembling just Okay..
I will never, ever tire of the sight of a cutie’s head bobbing up and down on mini-me like that…Decided to go down town..a neutral tasting
box, a very responsive girl…grabbing ears, stroking hair, bucking, deep sighs etc..mounted up for Mish then switched to Doggie.. to romp
home for the finish. A cute bedroom, she has Xmas lights twinned around the bedhead, nice subdued lighting and a mirrored wardrobe
where you can watch yourself perform in Doggie mode..
A nice beginning, a very nice middle and a lovely ending.. But alas, not a candidate for my punting memoirs, I can only give a neutral…
and that is really being generous.. No tits at all is a big minus that diminished an otherwise good punt. If ever a girl was in need of a
boob-job, she is that girl..
Would I return? We connected, had a laugh and a giggle, but No, No return, unless she had an amazing boob-job.
Her profile is crap now but here are some pics I “Ctrl S” before it changed..they got me in the door.
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