External Link/Members Only07366 181 893£60 -- 30 minsAce Escorts is like the Blockbuster Video of punting ad sites. We all have fond memories and spent a lot of time in there until better and more glamorous sites came along. I ended up there for this emergency dump and run, as I knew that the mythical 'Japanese' knocking shop still advertised there.
Think this is the same mob that ran brasses out of a murky ground floor flat near Charles Street, round the corner from the Wandle Surface Car Park (as Ringo calls it). Now moved to a better flat nearby. But the room was depressing: mattress on the floor, bog roll and supermarket carrier bag of lube and rubber johnnies alongside. I'm sure I swept some flakes of dandruff or bogies off the sheet as I lay down. Should have walked but you know how it is when the balls needs emptying.
Kiki [
NOT THE GIRL IN THE AD. THEY CHANGE EVERY WEEK, APPARENTLY] is actually quite fit. Short, pale Thai, long dark hair, biggish soft tits, probably in late twenties/early thirties, attractive face. She was friendly enough, and I liked that she was in her regular street clothes when I arrived. I was the first punt of the day. No shyness, we stripped off in front of each other, which I liked. Great to see the tits and bush come out.
Rubbish massage for 5 mins max. Then she tried to get the johnny on my cock while still soft. I have a big thick dick (really,
sorry!) so I can see why she made that mistake.
But I asked her to take her time. Sucked her tits and her nipples rose to the occasion and I soon did the same. Lubed herself up and took a poling in missionary with lots of filthy talk - "Fuck me with your big cock" etc. - to get me to a bust a nut quicker, but I wasn't having it.
Turned her over and took her from behind in various angles. Good and deep. Came over her tits, stomach and shoulder, while she fingered her clit.
Did the job, but her disengagement was a turn-off. Also caught her texting one-handed during the 'massage'. She's a fit bird who could make a killing but she's too lazy and greedy. Crap set-up in the flat, too. I think we were alone, but didn't like the overall vibe. Needs a fucking good run round with a Hoover - and a bed would help too!
