"To be fair your messaging wasn't that bad" You've got to be joking Jesse4585 If that's the sort of enquiries that SPs have to deal with on a daily basis then it's a wonder there are any SPs left.
The most sterile, boring, soulless SP I have ever booked. A absolutely dreary depressing experience. OP consider yourself saved.
Not sure why folks are having a go, it was quite an amusing thread. Better luck next time matey.