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5 review(s) for Naughtyy anna xxx (2 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Kev40ish]

Offline sensualencounter

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I saw her a couple of weeks ago (30 mins - £60) and it was fucking awful and made me feel terrible. Not sure if it's worth reviewing her now as it's definitely a different girl in the latest pics. I saw the girl who Sparta Prada and snowbum saw.

The comms were alright to start then went silent as I was travelling over. I texted her a couple of times to say I was there and also to 100% confirm services. She finally messaged me back when I told her I was about to leave (at the allotted time) to ask for 15 mins. I stupidly agreed as I was feeling really crappy and wanted a pick me up. She never mentioned services by text but I thought that I'd check face to face and walk if she didn't agree.

Eventually I got in to see her, she is the girl in the previous pics but I thought she had dodgy teeth and was quite sullen - should have walked but I didn't.

We agreed services including fk and cuddling and owo and I handed over the money. She went off and spent a good 5 mins stashing it / wasting time. When she got back she stood there, I went for a kiss and got the blatant head turn. Should have asked for my money back and walked but I didn't. I know my breath was fresh (cleaned teeth before setting off, drank some water on the way over and chewed gum up to her doorstep).

Then we lay on the bed together to which she said she had a hangover - should have walked .... (you get my drift). So, got naked and then was interrupted by a knock on the flat door which she answered - it was her friend coming back.

I honestly don't know why I stayed (well, I do, I was really down and wanted a pick me up to make me feel better, I'd driven 30 mins and I thought I might still feel better after cumming). Next was a burp from her!!! This was getting more and more surreal. She then commenced a bit of a tug and owo. I have no idea how I got hard in these circumstances but eventually I did. The technique was not good but not completely terrible.

Anyway, she put the condom on, a bit of lube and she rode me. To be fair, it was tight but there was no connection, no buzz, just pure mechanism. I managed to concentrate on something else which put me over the edge.

Very quick tidy up (I did it myself) and it was at this point she got chatty and smiley!!! I fucked off and left that place feeling worse than ever and completely degraded. First time ever I've felt so bad.

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I honestly don't know why I stayed (well, I do, I was really down and wanted a pick me up to make me feel better, I'd driven 30 mins and I thought I might still feel better after cumming). Next was a burp from her!!! This was getting more and more surreal. She then commenced a bit of a tug and owo. I have no idea how I got hard in these circumstances but eventually I did. The technique was not good but not completely terrible.

Anyway, she put the condom on, a bit of lube and she rode me. To be fair, it was tight but there was no connection, no buzz, just pure mechanism. I managed to concentrate on something else which put me over the edge.

Very quick tidy up (I did it myself) and it was at this point she got chatty and smiley!!! I fucked off and left that place feeling worse than ever and completely degraded. First time ever I've felt so bad.

Awwww mate, you are not having the best of luck at the moment !!!

At least you've taken the time to post about your dreadful experience here, might put a dent in her shit attitude to punters & her cashflow.

Thanks for the review - I hope it made you feel a little better writing it.

Keep your chin up & better luck next time  :thumbsup:  :hi:

Offline sensualencounter

Awwww mate, you are not having the best of luck at the moment !!!

At least you've taken the time to post about your dreadful experience here, might put a dent in her shit attitude to punters & her cashflow.

Thanks for the review - I hope it made you feel a little better writing it.

Keep your chin up & better luck next time  :thumbsup:  :hi:

Cheers DrC! Luck is not my thing at the moment! I've steered well clear of Ascot this week  :lol: :lol:

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Hi SE, pleased to see you're still punting, I hope to this week  :hi: , Shame about this punt, very disappointing for you, at least you've let us know she's one to avoid. Better luck next time. :hi:

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Cheers DrC! Luck is not my thing at the moment! I've steered well clear of Ascot this week  :lol: :lol:

Third time writing this in last couple of days, speaking from experience, don,t go punting with a low mood expecting a lift. I am convinced it usually leads to a poor experience, they sense your mood and they either think they can get away with poor service or the mood gets picked up.

Before my Ukp days and during a long period of mental illness i found this out many times. To the point now i never plan a punt ahead in case i am not in the mood at that time. Might sound like bollocks but not had a really bad punt since.

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Third time writing this in last couple of days, speaking from experience, don,t go punting with a low mood expecting a lift. I am convinced it usually leads to a poor experience, they sense your mood and they either think they can get away with poor service or the mood gets picked up.

Before my Ukp days and during a long period of mental illness i found this out many times. To the point now i never plan a punt ahead in case i am not in the mood at that time. Might sound like bollocks but not had a really bad punt since.
No it doesn't sound bollocks. I try and book my punts on the day, so I know if I'm well up for it. Never the less sometimes you have no choice but to book a couple of days a head. I still make the most of it as best I can. :hi:

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No it doesn't sound bollocks. I try and book my punts on the day, so I know if I'm well up for it. Never the less sometimes you have no choice but to book a couple of days a head. I still make the most of it as best I can. :hi:

Yep sometimes you do have too to see someone particular, but i don,t now as last 2 i cancelled in the morning.
 I do know if you go in with a smile on your face and looking forward to getting your rocks off the girls pick up the fun mood. Punting when the mood is low looking for a pick me up ain,t going to happen.
You will pick up only on negatives, even if the girl has tried you feel worse after and only remember negatives hence negative review ensues. They are human and pick up your mood and straight awayand think this ain,t going to be much fun.
Never go punting from a low place, it almost certainly will not improve your day.

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Hi SE, pleased to see you're still punting, I hope to this week  :hi: , Shame about this punt, very disappointing for you, at least you've let us know she's one to avoid. Better luck next time. :hi:

Thanks MM, appreciate the support. I’m not out and about much to be honest and even less so if this is the result! And that other skanky bitch I reported in another post offering bb. Fuck sake!!!

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Third time writing this in last couple of days, speaking from experience, don,t go punting with a low mood expecting a lift. I am convinced it usually leads to a poor experience, they sense your mood and they either think they can get away with poor service or the mood gets picked up.

Before my Ukp days and during a long period of mental illness i found this out many times. To the point now i never plan a punt ahead in case i am not in the mood at that time. Might sound like bollocks but not had a really bad punt since.

Thanks for your advice but I have to respectfully disagree. I’ve punted feeling low and come out feeling much better on numerous occasions. It’s the SPs job to make me feel good and a decent SP will succeed in that.

Of course if I’m in a full on funk then I wouldn’t go. But I don’t walk into punts with a downturned face and act all miserable and moody. I walk in there with a positive attitude even if I’m down.

I do appreciate and understand that what you say will be true for a shit SP though. But then they’d be shit anyway.

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This profile now has the name Horny Anna ANAL xXx and the pics are of someone with a gut and large boobs. The pics are definitely not the girl I saw. I don't know what the hell is going on with this profile. It seems to be used by multiple girls and my advice would be to steer well clear of any of them.

Scheming cunts with their underhand tactics.

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Third time writing this in last couple of days, speaking from experience, don,t go punting with a low mood expecting a lift. I am convinced it usually leads to a poor experience, they sense your mood and they either think they can get away with poor service or the mood gets picked up.

Before my Ukp days and during a long period of mental illness i found this out many times. To the point now i never plan a punt ahead in case i am not in the mood at that time. Might sound like bollocks but not had a really bad punt since.
Yeh agree with this entirely , other people can sense your mood and pick up on your vibe and especially with hookers you need to be at the top of your game, you cant fake genuine upbeat enthusiasm , going to a punt as a remedy for depression sounds like madness to me  :wacko:

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Yeh agree with this entirely , other people can sense your mood and pick up on your vibe and especially with hookers you need to be at the top of your game, you cant fake genuine upbeat enthusiasm , going to a punt as a remedy for depression sounds like madness to me  :wacko:

You won’t get a reply from him, he’s been banned. And I’ll quote what I said to him:

“Thanks for your advice but I have to respectfully disagree. I’ve punted feeling low and come out feeling much better on numerous occasions. It’s the SPs job to make me feel good and a decent SP will succeed in that.

Of course if I’m in a full on funk then I wouldn’t go. But I don’t walk into punts with a downturned face and act all miserable and moody. I walk in there with a positive attitude even if I’m down.

I do appreciate and understand that what you say will be true for a shit SP though. But then they’d be shit anyway.”

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You won’t get a reply from him, he’s been banned. And I’ll quote what I said to him:

“Thanks for your advice but I have to respectfully disagree. I’ve punted feeling low and come out feeling much better on numerous occasions. It’s the SPs job to make me feel good and a decent SP will succeed in that.

Of course if I’m in a full on funk then I wouldn’t go. But I don’t walk into punts with a downturned face and act all miserable and moody. I walk in there with a positive attitude even if I’m down.

I do appreciate and understand that what you say will be true for a shit SP though. But then they’d be shit anyway.”
:D :D :D Indeed they would. :hi: