External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £100 for 90 minutes
Comms: Quick and straightforward. Booking arranged and I ended getting there twenty minutes late due to roadworks on the M6 about which she was understanding.
Venue: What a tip, what an absolute tip. Don't think I've been in a scruffier venue for a punt in my life. No hallway carpet, stair carpet was frayed. Bathroom was more construction site than bathroom and the toilet room floor was dirty. It also had green lighting around the walls, giving the ambience of a club toilet where the management has that type of lighting to stop the junkies shooting up. She also has two dogs who were friendly. Bedroom was in a decent state with carpet, comfortable bed and being far cleaner than the rest of the house I saw.
WG: The pictures are a fair representation of her, albeit a couple of years out of date. Would put her age towards mid 30s than the 30 stated on her profile. She was friendly enough but her serious demeanor to the point of being brusque meant that she would brook no messing. It seems to me that she was a dom first who then became an escort when domming wasn't enough to pay the bills.
The meeting: I had requested FK, OWO smoking fetish, rimming and strapon by text, with which she had no problem. We started off with the smoking fetish with FK which she was slightly hesitant to do as she felt she was unable to do it properly. After that start we moved onto FK. This consisted of her slightly opening her mouth so I couldn't FK her fully and waggling our tongues against each other. Then it was time for OWO. This was all right until she broke it off to go and fetch the rubber glove for the strapon section next. Not impressed with this but she carried on afterwards but by then the moment (and momentum) had gone.
On with the rubber glove with which she lubed up a couple of fingers and penetrated to lube me up with what was coming next. The strapon was then copiously lubed and then she forcefully entered me. Was surprised that I could just about cope with the size of it and she seemed to be more at home doing this than the FK and OWO. After a spell of this it was time for more mediocre OWO and then sex in doggy (the only position she was willing to do). A condom of indeterminate source was put on using her mouth. As I entered her I found her to be instantly wet; either I'm a sex god or she used lots of lube. I'm going with the latter. The culmination of all this was that I could feel hardly anything but gave it a go. I knew she had enough when she told me to cum on her body. Well, there wasn't any chance of me cumming inside of her. Off with the condom and as I tried to finish off with her gloved finger fingering me as I tried to cum. Another act of futility.
We made small talk as I cleaned up and got dressed. All in all a thoroughly underwhelming punt.
Pros:
This review
Cons:
The tip that masquerades as her house
Restricted FK
Interrupted OWO
The overly lubed sex
