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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« on: October 28, 2019, 09:41:50 am »

Offline sharpshoes78

« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2019, 11:58:38 am »
Pass the eye bleach

Offline freeze44

« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2019, 12:08:19 pm »

Offline Dipper

« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2019, 12:46:17 pm »
‘Lift flap for access. ‘

Offline Corus Boy

« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2019, 01:08:18 pm »
There is a God!

She's in Wellingborough, a long way from me.

And, she offers Bareback!

So no possibility of meeting her, even by accident.

 :drinks:

Offline ShadowProclamation

« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2019, 05:57:26 pm »
I dare her to run through it, like Theresa May. There wouldn't be much of the field left!  :D
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Offline AnthG

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« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2019, 06:08:03 pm »
There is no way in a million years she is 30.

More like 45 at least.
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Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2019, 06:11:01 pm »
Quote from: AnthG on October 28, 2019, 06:08:03 pm
There is no way in a million years she is 30.

More like 45 at least.

 45 Stone that is not years

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« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2019, 07:07:49 pm »
Quote from: Corus Boy on October 28, 2019, 01:08:18 pm
There is a God!

She's in Wellingborough, a long way from me.

And, she offers Bareback!

So no possibility of meeting her, even by accident.

 :drinks:

Is that bareback bacon?

Offline Squire Haggard

« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2019, 07:25:54 pm »
A fine example of Greggsosaurus Rex. :)

Offline JontyR

« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2019, 09:41:30 pm »
Quote from: Corus Boy on October 28, 2019, 01:08:18 pm
And, she offers Bareback!


I don't think bareback is a consideration here. I don't think I could a) get it hard enough to penetrate or b) get it close enough to any orifice for it to be a risk.

Actually thinking about it I could stick it in her gob but I think the danger is she'd bite it off and eat it as a snack.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2019, 09:45:31 pm »
second helpings of pumpkin anyone?

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Offline Corus Boy

« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2019, 05:45:41 am »

Offline threechilliman

« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2019, 06:59:08 am »
Quote from: Corus Boy on October 29, 2019, 05:45:41 am
There goes breakfast!  :vomit:

Yep, she's cleared the buffet in one go!

Offline freeze44

« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2019, 07:20:15 am »
Quote from: threechilliman on October 29, 2019, 06:59:08 am
Yep, she's cleared the buffet in one go!

 :D imagine the staff seeing her roll in at an 'all you can eat' buffet....fair use policy needed  :crazy:

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« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2019, 07:23:23 am »

Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2019, 01:58:43 pm »
Quote from: freeze44 on October 29, 2019, 07:20:15 am
:D imagine the staff seeing her roll in at an 'all you can eat' buffet....fair use policy needed  :crazy:

You would have to make sure you were in front of her in the queue  :scare:

Offline peter purves

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« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2019, 09:17:37 pm »
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butt...

Shame she does not escort  :dash:
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Offline Plan R

« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2019, 11:35:41 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 28, 2019, 09:45:31 pm
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Nearly pressed the 'Report to Moderator' button  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:
and yes I'd rather fuck a pumpkin.

Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2019, 11:45:24 pm »
Quote from: peter purves on October 30, 2019, 09:17:37 pm
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xcuteywithabootyx

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butt...

Shame she does not escort  :dash:

She can knock on my door trick or treating dressed like that  :D

Offline S.X. MacHine

« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2019, 08:28:49 am »
Guys, we may be missing a trick by judging her on her looks. She might have an amazing personality, or be a brilliant conversationalist, or.....

Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2019, 11:56:47 am »
Quote from: S.X. MacHine on October 31, 2019, 08:28:49 am
Guys, we may be missing a trick by judging her on her looks. She might have an amazing personality, or be a brilliant conversationalist, or.....

Or Just a fat salad dodger  :scare:

Offline Hardpunt2

« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2019, 02:03:39 pm »
She only does tricks. She ate all the treats!

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« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2019, 03:00:49 pm »
what is seen cannot be unseen  :scare:

put me right off my afternoon cake & T

HP - another off the HL ??

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #24 on: October 31, 2019, 09:27:06 pm »

Offline threechilliman

« Reply #25 on: October 31, 2019, 09:30:49 pm »

Offline B4bcock

« Reply #26 on: October 31, 2019, 09:42:07 pm »

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« Reply #27 on: October 31, 2019, 09:53:08 pm »

Offline Home Alone

« Reply #28 on: October 31, 2019, 11:34:11 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 31, 2019, 09:27:06 pm
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Ffs, Hp; how could you?!??? :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

That's a rhetorical question, btw. Chacun à son gôut, as they say in French letters!  ;)

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« Reply #29 on: October 31, 2019, 11:44:12 pm »
 :scare:

Be careful when you are on the PC at your local library

You will be banned & you could be arrested

 :lol:


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Offline Home Alone

« Reply #30 on: November 01, 2019, 12:25:34 am »
Quote from: webpunter on October 31, 2019, 11:44:12 pm
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Be careful when you are on the PC at your local library

You will be banned & you could be 'Sectioned'.

 :lol:

Corrected for you, webpunter! ;)  :hi:

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« Reply #31 on: November 01, 2019, 12:36:45 am »
Quality  :thumbsup:
Least if HP was sectioned he wouldn't be able to post up munters for a good while
Just like Stapler who must have recently been released or escaped
 :lol:

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Corrected for you, webpunter! ;)  :hi:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #32 on: November 01, 2019, 08:57:42 am »
I should have been clearer, this is the Big End of the same woman, the Pumpkin at the start of the thread. She illustrates the fatuity of Halloween.

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Offline Drayki

« Reply #33 on: November 01, 2019, 02:48:15 pm »
Wtf  :scare: fart and give us a clue  :lol:

Offline PleadInsanity

« Reply #34 on: November 01, 2019, 03:19:50 pm »
I saw her in the street the other day and said:
 "Excuse me do you have a pen" after slight pause, "Yes" she replied. While she was rooting through her pocket I said "Well you better get back there then before the farmer misses you" :dance: :lol:


Cueball! you lost one?
 

Offline Drayki

« Reply #35 on: November 01, 2019, 03:35:41 pm »
Quote from: PleadInsanity on November 01, 2019, 03:19:50 pm
I saw her in the street the other day and said:
 "Excuse me do you have a pen" after slight pause, "Yes" she replied. While she was rooting through her pocket I said "Well you better get back there then before the farmer misses you" :dance: :lol:


Cueball! you lost one?

Cueballs still trying to round her up  :lol: she’s escaped from his cage  :dash: :dash:

Offline Home Alone

« Reply #36 on: November 01, 2019, 11:53:15 pm »
Quote from: gemvid on November 01, 2019, 03:35:41 pm
Cueballs still trying to round her up  :lol: she’s escaped from his cage  :dash: :dash:

Definitely!!  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #37 on: November 02, 2019, 04:56:37 am »
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Offline cotton

« Reply #38 on: November 02, 2019, 05:11:19 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 31, 2019, 09:27:06 pm
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Kudos to HP even at 95 he can still satisfy a woman  :D

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« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2019, 02:10:53 pm »
Quote from: cotton on November 02, 2019, 05:11:19 am
Kudos to HP even at 95 he can still satisfy a woman  :D

with his wallet

Offline m4rmite

« Reply #40 on: November 02, 2019, 05:43:40 pm »
Well that's my sleep fucked tonight :crazy:

Offline bdyno

« Reply #41 on: November 02, 2019, 06:22:18 pm »
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How is your pubic hair fashioned?   Natural
Because she can't see to shave down there?    :lol:


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« Reply #42 on: November 02, 2019, 06:39:58 pm »
 :lol:

Quote from: PleadInsanity on November 01, 2019, 03:19:50 pm
I saw her in the street the other day and said:
 "Excuse me do you have a pen" after slight pause, "Yes" she replied. While she was rooting through her pocket I said "Well you better get back there then before the farmer misses you" :dance: :lol:

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« Reply #43 on: November 02, 2019, 07:42:20 pm »
Quote from: bdyno on November 02, 2019, 06:22:18 pm
Because she can't see to shave down there?    :lol:

More like can't reach..........fuck knows how she manages to wash or wipe her asshole

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« Reply #44 on: November 02, 2019, 07:45:52 pm »
She ??
More like It
It doesn't
HP does a once a week visit to do this for It
And gets a freebie

Quote from: scutty brown on November 02, 2019, 07:42:20 pm
More like can't reach..........fuck knows how she manages to wash or wipe her asshole

Edit:  not sure if HP bangs It, b4 or after washing It's AH  :scare: :lol:
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