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I had one of my most successful punts with a lady I know many punters would avoid. She has featured in the long thread of Worst Escort Picture Challenge. I suppose you could call me a middle-class intellectual. I would describe my fun this time as a shag with a middle-aged chav by a dirty old man, which are words I do not often use. I do not in this description demean her intelligence which I heard in the way that she discussed various topics such as her health and illnesses. And she has a great sense of fun and laughed a lot and used filthy language.
We exchanged amusing texts a couple of weeks ago and she could not manage my chosen time. I tried again at short notice and it worked. I texted her along the way due to horrendous traffic jams (beware the Dartford Crossing). All OK, she lives in a small mid- C20 house secluded in a small cul-de-sac off one of a number of streets named after trees in Dartford.
Her bedroom is the downstairs front and she was in bed in her pyjamas keeping warm and cosy for me. The upstairs bog was clean and needs some paint. I brought her some 85% dark chocolate which was well received. Stripped off and into bed as it was cold.
She is not tall, and she is round all lover. Big belly, very nice boobs and sensitive nipples. Hairy down below, soft hair.
We hit it off well together immediately as she suffers from a skin problem which I recognised on her photos and I have it too, we joshed and joked about it. (Not infectious by the way). While she was very clean – hygiene – she was very dirty – sex. It was a shag as I said. We snogged, and snogged again. Our hands explored each other. I sucked her nipples and very soon Mister Happy rose to the occasion and earlier than is usually sensible in a punt (I can only pop once). Mister Happy entered her in mish. I could not get deeply in over her belly but that was fine as she gyrated and moved around to get the full works out of him. We edged and edged in and out. I fisted her. We were close and laughing and were having a fun time, and she was making groaning and moaning noises and asking for more. I asked her if she ever did anal and she said no, as she has Crohn’s which is an unpredictable bowel issue. I therefore did not go down on her in case she ‘let off’ but it was not a problem. She agreed that she was not a vegetarian and went down on me with great skill and a larger mouth/throat than I thought was possible, she sucked for England. It was sublime.
She would not do 69, as her Crohn’s meant I might be putting my face into her danger zone. No matter, more mish and more edging.
Then woof woof and there I was, doggy on the bed behind her, my arms around her 54inch hips. (I asked the size) it was a totally magnificent view with no blemish visible and turned us both on. I thrusted for ages and ages, until she gripped me forcefully with her own orgasm which provoked mine.
I cannot quite convey how much fun it was, her laughter, her delight, my sensuality, her responses. We both agreed that we both enjoyed it. We lay back and chatted for ages about life the universe and everything and our psoriasis.
The end.
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