Author Topic: Old Blonde lady in Woking, late 60s, good BJ (Read 2228 times)

advent2016 · « **on:** August 08, 2019, 12:09:48 pm »

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tl;dr version: 15min pump and dump with very old lady.

Comms: Phoned, txted, too many txts, agreed time. mucked me about with the time, had to wait 30mins past agreed time, nearly walked.

Location: Well known WG apartments near Station

When:2nd Week August 2019

Services: 15 min BJ/CIM/Swallow

Price: £40

The SP: Looks older/ fatter than pictures. Blonde, shaven, too much sun/tan. I'd say late 60s. Pictures didn't really match or were taken last century. It could even have been a different lady.

Nationality: English, Essex accent.

The Essay:I arrived. no shower offered. Handed over the cash, J left it on table, unzipped me and started playing and sucking straight away, no kissing. She kept her clothes on.

In about 5 minutes of constant sucking, and flicking eye with tongue, and fingering my arse, squeezing my balls I was soon spurting down her throat which she just swallowed matter-of-factly until I was done. It was a bit like a 1950s hoover.

She smiled, asked if I wanted tea and we had a brief chat, she could talk for England.

Summary: Good value pump and swallow BJ. No interaction. I was out in 20 minutes

Would I return: Yes for the BJ.

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whydoidothis · « **Reply #1 on:** August 08, 2019, 03:42:05 pm »

Not a very nice way to describe her as 'old blonde lady'

Lema · « **Reply #2 on:** August 08, 2019, 07:20:08 pm »

"Asked if I wanted tea"

Lema · « **Reply #3 on:** August 08, 2019, 07:21:10 pm »

How old do you think she is ?

advent2016 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 08, 2019, 10:29:55 pm »

Most WGs want to appear younger!

67 - 72 If she was in her 20s when she saw Pink Floyd in the 70s unless it was the usual WG bollocks chat.

timsussex · « **Reply #5 on:** August 09, 2019, 12:41:49 am »

did she take her teeth out ?

whydoidothis · « **Reply #6 on:** August 09, 2019, 12:41:59 pm »

She has changed her phone number

Wigwoman · « **Reply #7 on:** August 10, 2019, 10:15:57 am »

Sucked off by someone who saw Pink Floyd in the 70's is impressive.

winkywanky · « **Reply #8 on:** August 10, 2019, 11:42:47 am »

I wonder if she was the girl sucking cock to get a backstage pass to meet the band, as shown in The Wall?

There's something quite horny about an older woman eagerly guzzling down spunk like a dirty slut (so long as she is genuinely eager).

I though the cuppa was a nice touch. PG Tips?

Williams56 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 10, 2019, 01:27:26 pm »

Quote from: advent2016 on August 08, 2019, 10:29:55 pm

Most WGs want to appear younger!

67 - 72 If she was in her 20s when she saw Pink Floyd in the 70s unless it was the usual WG bollocks chat.

Ok, cheeky sod, I saw Pink Floyd in the late 70s and I’m not quite 60 yet.

advent2016 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 10, 2019, 01:34:18 pm »

I used to see a lady June (near Guildford), years ago who was in her 70s, ex nurse who provided the sloppiest of BJs and was compliant with everything. Probably my earliest snowball in

surreygent · « **Reply #11 on:** August 10, 2019, 10:39:49 pm »

I remember june, she also offered anal bareback when aids was prevalent.

horsa · « **Reply #12 on:** August 11, 2019, 07:39:31 am »

up there with the best BJ you've had?
was it slow and wet?
does she throatpie?

advent2016 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 11, 2019, 09:03:44 am »

** Warning - Extreme fluffiness follows **

It was very, very good. The way her tongue still flicked the head whilst I was spurting and continuous hoovering until I was empty. I saw stars and screamed and I almost wanted her to stop it became so sensitive

horsa · « **Reply #14 on:** August 11, 2019, 03:42:38 pm »

Quote from: advent2016 on August 11, 2019, 09:03:44 am

** Warning - Extreme fluffiness follows **

It was very, very good. The way her tongue still flicked the head whilst I was spurting and continuous hoovering until I was empty. I saw stars and screamed and I almost wanted her to stop it became so sensitive

profile gone

want to try just for the BJ

how bad is her body and face? resemblance to any celebrities?

advent2016 · « **Reply #15 on:** August 11, 2019, 05:31:02 pm »

I'm never sure what people mean when they say compared to celebrities. My favourite celebs are Elizabeth Windsor, Annette Andre and Jo Ann Good (Two of which were in the same TV show), and I would like to shag in a threesome.

If I had to estimate using current TV personalities

I'd say a bit like Lara Lewington's head on Elizabeth Rizzini's body + 15 years with Jo Good's tits.

winkywanky · « **Reply #16 on:** August 11, 2019, 05:33:16 pm »

Are you sure Ms. Rizzini isn't a mite on the skinny side?

Carol Kirkwood has a warmer front perhaps?

advent2016 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 11, 2019, 05:48:36 pm »

I've never really rated Kirkwood much, quite a lot of flab. I also like Sarah Lucas and Louise Lear quite a lot. I also fancy Dana Perino

mattylondon · « **Reply #18 on:** August 12, 2019, 05:56:56 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on August 10, 2019, 11:42:47 am

I though the cuppa was a nice touch. PG Tips?

I'm sure she enjoyed drinking his spunk.... it's the taste!

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