Author Topic: Tara Naughty- Lincoln - Okay punt but a Rom pretending to be Brazilian  (Read 1509 times)


2 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 4637497) (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline Snagbadjer

In short this was a fairly satisfying punt. It scores a negative for the lies about nationality and for OWO not being performed as advertised.

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Comms
I rang her and she answered straight away. She sounded friendly and spoke passable English, which distracted me from the first red flag (her not-so-very-Portuguese accent).

Location
That house at the top of Burton Rd, the one where a lot of the Latinas pass through. I've seen a few of them there now. Quiet, parking in and around. No drama.

Looks
She's older than advertised (shocker). Easily mid-forties or late-forties. But nice long black hair. Full natural tits (not sagging), pretty. It's the same girl as in the AW pics but the VS pics are fake. I have no doubt she'd have been a looker in her prime. Second red flag; she had that distinct Romanian look, with the pale skin tone with jet black hair, vampish eyes, full lips etc.

Service
Ushered into the house. Kiss on both cheeks and guided up the stairs. There was a mattress in the living room (unlike the last time I visited) so maybe there are other girls there.

She fetched me a glass of water and didn't rush to grab the money. Back she came and motioned for me to have a feel of the goods. Didn't need telling twice. Undressed, onto the bed, usual routine.

She asked if I had a wife/girlfriend. Enough with the chit chat luv, I'm here to get my rocks off. The answer seemed to dictate whether OWO would be performed. Naturally, my answer was wrong, so off she slobbered with some unremarkable oral.

She got on top and began grinding very slowly, occasionally making that 'ooh' gesture' as if it was too deep for her. She soon loosened up and was soaking wet. She seemed to be getting into it and was nuzzling my neck and ears, DFK'ing me as she grinded away. She switched from grinding to bouncing and made herself cum. Best part of the punt so far.

The confirmation of her Balkan ethnicity was when she said 'you like my pica?'. I'm not a linguistics expert, but I' pretty sure that's an Eastern European and Romanian word for 'pussy'. Portuguese is something else ('puta'?).

So into doggy (ofc). She'd relaxed a bit now, but still wouldn't let me assume the proper position. Had to do it with her legs closed. I hate that - it's more awkward and you can't get a good rhythm. I made sure to give her a good pounding, alternating between full strokes and that pulsating motion when you're deep inside. She was soon cumming again.

Flipped her over into missionary, looking to conclude the punt. I noticed she had an odd tattoo on her groin/pelvic area, what looked like a pepper! Anyone au fait with Balkan tattoo culture, let me know what that might mean. Went at it for a bit then leaned down for some smooching. The fakery began with screaming and loud moaning. So I prolonged it for ten minutes on principle. When I got to my point of no return she tried to stop my rhythm and  warned about the condom ripping (it hadn't). My stroke was hampered and that final, best part of a punt was ruined.

She joked that she should give me half my money back for the orgasms. Yeah, right sweetie.

I enjoyed the punt BUT the deception, ruined finish and OW cannot justify a positive rating.

Offline Jamesbattersea

Nic review Badge,
"Puta" means whore in Portuguese.
I worked in Brazil for 6 months many years ago and can't remember the word "pica" but i've forgotten most language i learnt now, words are different in Portugal so i'll ask a Brazilian and a Portuguese mate and see if we can come up with some answers.

Online Charliehutton

Top review, Snaggy. Lincoln's off my radar anyway, but thanks for a thoroughly entertaining read!  :hi:

Offline Nosser2

The confirmation of her Balkan ethnicity was when she said 'you like my pica?'. I'm not a linguistics expert, but I' pretty sure that's an Eastern European and Romanian word for 'pussy'. Portuguese is something else ('puta'?).

I know a fair bit of Russian, and 'pizda' is Russian for pussy. I wouldn't be surprised if other East European languages have similar sounding words - so pica could indeed be from Eastern Europe as you surmise.

Offline Jamesbattersea

Bad news dude in Brazil Pica is a cute word for cock a bit like willy in English!
Maybe she used to have a "pica" but now she has a "busetta" she forgets and still talks about her cock!!
« Last Edit: August 09, 2019, 09:50:44 pm by Jamesbattersea »

Offline Colston36

Bad news dude in Brazil Pica is a cute word for cock a bit like willy in English!
Maybe she used to have a "pica" but now she has a "busetta" she forgets and still talks about her cock!!

Very droll! I thought the review should have been neutral, myself. Puta also whore in Spanish. Puttana in Italian, putain in French. I wonder what it is in Romanian, because that language is half Slavonic and half Latin. My ex who is Italian told me some Romanian is similar to her local dialect.

Offline Snagbadjer

Bad news dude in Brazil Pica is a cute word for cock a bit like willy in English!
Maybe she used to have a "pica" but now she has a "busetta" she forgets and still talks about her cock!!

 :(

Oh dear, I better ask a few Romanians now, just to check I didn't shaft a tranny lol