External Link/Members OnlyMeeting: Late July
Venue: A bed-sit in Bromley Cross, Bolton.
Comms: Very Good. Easy to book. Postcode sent following initial enquiry.
Cost: £80 all in for the hour.
The Gory details: Booked a topless massage, later found out her name is Jo, with this lass. Comms were good. Postcode given. Arrived on time. Quick text and got the ok to come in. This is where it went downhill...
The venue is an end terraced house which appears to have been split into three bedsits. It was basically someones front room with a kitchette, the world's smallest bathroom complete with a miniscule shower and a washhand basin smaller than my washing up bowl. There was also a sofabed.
The "massage" took place on a massage table but it basically consisted of her rubbing my lower back and arse cheeks - but no anal play as "she doesn't do that". Never went near my legs, arms, shoulders or head.
Jo is a big lass, not tall, but around 5' 3" or so and at least a size 16/18 and not really my type. If I had seen on her AW profile that she was that size I would not have booked. She does have big tits but they just get lost on her substantial stomach. She allows kissing and touching, including fingering, and will suck cock but it just wasn't very enjoyable for me at all. With hindsight I should have walked but I'm of the opinion that if you book someone you should honour the booking.
She's very chatty throughout the session and just kept banging on about some bloody salsa dancing event she was off to over some really annoying music that did nothing to enhance the occassion. Quick rinse in the world's smallest shower and I'm off into the sunshine.
I wish I'd been able to give a positive review but I feel like I really wasted £80.
