Hanna Lorde

[HailWood]

So, about this nose. How big is it?

I thing she’s now answered this on UKE.

[onlyme23]

What's wrong with that hooter?

[SamLP]

So, about this nose. How big is it?

She’s posted a photo on uke. Her fanboys are out in force licking her arse. I wouldn’t expect any less tbh.

[HailWood]

She’s posted a photo on uke. Her fanboys are out in force licking her arse. I wouldn’t expect any less tbh.

Surely not!

Not when her ass smells so bad, Sam 

[MajorPayne]

I thing she’s now answered this on UKE.

Didn't see anything "wrong"

[Picti]

She’s posted a photo on uke. Her fanboys are out in force licking her arse. I wouldn’t expect any less tbh.

Your review stands, so don't discredit yourself with the fanboy nonsense.

Is it fanboy to say that a normal looking nose looks normal? The lassie posted a partial face pic and the consensus is that her nose looks fine. You disagreed and that's your prerogative.

[Foxtail17]

So, about this nose. How big is it?

If you are a member check out her media on UKE, two photos put up recently.

[SamLP]

Your review stands, so don't discredit yourself with the fanboy nonsense.

Is it fanboy to say that a normal looking nose looks normal? The lassie posted a partial face pic and the consensus is that her nose looks fine. You disagreed and that's your prerogative.

Don’t see anything to discredit myself. The comments are there for all to see.

In any case this was blown out of proportion. All I said was that it wasn’t her best trait. You say normal. I think otherwise. Photos can be taken at clever angles and in any case my negative was centred around her attitude and the smell from doggy. Not the nose.

[Charlie Chalk]

In any case this was blown out of proportion.

Like her nose??!! 

Cheap shot I know. Hanna’s trying to be clever by rallying the fanboy fluffy troops on UKE #DefendtheNose. It’s odd though how the focus of most of the replies to your review has been on her hooter instead of the much more important issue of the unpleasant odour in doggy. It’s this which would put me off, not her slightly thick conk. Plus of course the frosty atmosphere.

Thanks for the review Sam

[RedKettle]

Cheap shot I know. Hanna’s trying to be clever by rallying the fanboy fluffy troops on UKE #DefendtheNose. It’s odd though how the focus of most of the replies to your review has been on her hooter instead of the much more important issue of the unpleasant odour in doggy.

She smelt the opportunity to put people off the scent!

I think she is ahead by a nose at the moment.

 

[John the Sextist]

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This took place several months ago when Hanna toured London, but since she's based in the EM, I've posted it in this section.

Comms initially by text as she wasn't answering calls, and I don't do AW bookings. We did eventually talk after arranging a suitable time for a call. She was very formal and seemed to be ticking questions off a notepad.

I booked the day before but had to remind her to send me the address an hour before the booking as she forgotten to do so.

Looks wise, good body for her age. I suspect she's mid 40's but can get away with stating she's 39. A size 12, she looks larger in person than her photos show but well maintained.

Facially she was very stern looking, barely broke into a smile and the few times I tried to break the ice and initiate small talk she would emit a small fake laugh. As a result I couldn't find her attractive as opposed to someone smiling at me and pretending to be friendly. She hides her nose in her pictures for a reason, and I would say it isn't her best trait. It was a disappointing start and I didn't feel welcome. A complete opposite to how she portrays herself and comes across on uke. It was very formal and cold.

I don't get why you didn't walk, you had a chance, the signs were there from the start and within the few minutes of meeting from what you imply 

An expensive disappointment with someone generally reviewed with positive comments, It's easy to understand why you left the negative but for me and perhaps many others we would still be inclined to chance a meet as the positives outweigh the negatives.

 







 

[Silva21]

I don't get why you didn't walk, you had a chance, the signs were there from the start and within the few minutes of meeting from what you imply 

An expensive disappointment with someone generally reviewed with positive comments, It's easy to understand why you left the negative but for me and perhaps many others we would still be inclined to chance a meet as the positives outweigh the negatives.

 

Even before that he says he want happy with her quality questions.