xSexy_Amandax - WARNING threatened with violence by Sergei - Barkingside

[Razmataz]

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I'm going to cut right to the chase.  I think I was very close to being stabbed this morning. I booked amanda for 10:45 and turned up at her house which is on Horns Road, Barkingside.

Her face was full of spots but for some reason I handed over the £60 for 30 minutes and after getting rushed by her whilst in the lavatory we proceeded to undress to begin the act. I stopped before we did anything, I just wasn't attracted to her, though I thought I would be in person despite not being that excited by her pictures. I requested £20 back which she declined. Before exiting her house I insisted on receiving some of the money back since we didn't actually do anything. She told her "madame" who threatened to call the police and said they had me on camera, what crime I was supposed to have committed I'm not sure, but I knew she was bluffing. After waiting around 30 seconds, she emerged with the £20. I took it and left.

When I arrived at the train station, I realized that I had left my water canister there.  Like a plonker I calculated that the cost of it made it worth the 5 minute walk back. I texted her and told her I was coming back for it. Her first response was "Don't come on my door again" then she said "come and get it, call when you are outside".

When I arrived and rang the bell a Sergie came from around the corner and said "The £60 you just stole, I want it back", I proceeded to walk back to the station with him adjacent to me,  "do you realize that you just robbed the mafia?" "You need to give me that money back or things are going to get political", He seemed to gripping something in his pocket, my guess is that it was a knife, he put his arm around my back and I pushed it off and told him not to touch me then I ran for it. Despite being somewhat muscular and at least 3 inches taller than me, he couldn't catch up to me, I guess using the step machine at the gym has paid off. I heard him drop something and that's when he gave up the chase, he was screaming expletives at me the entire time.

Would I return? Obviously not.

[KingCrowley]

"Robbed the mafia" he is probably just some low life wanker,i wouldn't worry about it.

[winkywanky]

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I'm going to cut right to the chase.  I think I was very close to being stabbed this morning. I booked amanda for 10:45 and turned up at her house which is on Horns Road, Barkingside.

Her face was full of spots but for some reason I handed over the £60 for 30 minutes and after getting rushed by her whilst in the lavatory we proceeded to undress to begin the act. I stopped before we did anything, I just wasn't attracted to her, though I thought I would be in person despite not being that excited by her pictures. I requested £20 back which she declined. Before exiting her house I insisted on receiving some of the money back since we didn't actually do anything. She told her "madame" who threatened to call the police and said they had me on camera, what crime I was supposed to have committed I'm not sure, but I knew she was bluffing. After waiting around 30 seconds, she emerged with the £20. I took it and left.

When I arrived at the train station, I realized that I had left my water canister there.  Like a plonker I calculated that the cost of it made it worth the 5 minute walk back. I texted her and told her I was coming back for it. Her first response was "Don't come on my door again" then she said "come and get it, call when you are outside".

When I arrived and rang the bell a Sergie came from around the corner and said "The £60 you just stole, I want it back", I proceeded to walk back to the station with him adjacent to me,  "do you realize that you just robbed the mafia?" "You need to give me that money back or things are going to get political", He seemed to gripping something in his pocket, my guess is that it was a knife, he put his arm around my back and I pushed it off and told him not to touch me then I ran for it. Despite being somewhat muscular and at least 3 inches taller than me, he couldn't catch up to me, I guess using the step machine at the gym has paid off. I heard him drop something and that's when he gave up the chase, he was screaming expletives at me the entire time.

Would I return? Obviously not.

First thing to say is, you were a complete dick. You did everything wrong.

You turned up, clearly saw her, gave her the full amount and then changed your mind after you'd undressed.

From your point of view was the £20 refund a reduction, and you would have carried on with the punt? Or was it 'compensation' because you were gonna walk, and you'd have left her with £40 for her trouble? And whatever your answer is, did you make it clear to her what your intention was?

Going back for the bottle was just stupid, and rubbing her and her pimp's noses in it. Did you not realise that after effectively telling you to fuck off, to suddenly become all reasonable and say you could have it back meant that there was likely to be trouble?

Interesting that the pimp seemed to think you'd got the £60 back, that could be the girl lying and she pocketed the £40, or just a load of bluster from the pimp.

Of course, nothing justifies being publicly threatened, and if he did indeed have a knife he should be reported to the police (which you probably won't do).

Thanks for the warning, but hopefully you've learned a good lesson this morning.

[winkywanky]

Description of the pimp?

Age, nationality etc?

Did you think the girl was actually Spanish, and did his accent match hers?

[Razmataz]

First thing to say is, you were a complete dick. You did everything wrong.

You turned up, clearly saw her, gave her the full amount and then changed your mind after you'd undressed.

From your point of view was the £20 refund a reduction, and you would have carried on with the punt? Or was it 'compensation' because you were gonna walk, and you'd have left her with £40 for her trouble? And whatever your answer is, did you make it clear to her what your intention was?

Going back for the bottle was just stupid, and rubbing her and her pimp's noses in it. Did you not realise that after effectively telling you to fuck off, to suddenly become all reasonable and say you could have it back meant that there was likely to be trouble?

Interesting that the pimp seemed to think you'd got the £60 back, that could be the girl lying and she pocketed the £40, or just a load of bluster from the pimp.

Of course, nothing justifies being publicly threatened, and if he did indeed have a knife he should be reported to the police (which you probably won't do).

Thanks for the warning, but hopefully you've learned a good lesson this morning.

The £40 was compensation for cancelling. I know I was an idiot, it's my fault I put myself in that situation, but at least I can warn others about that brothel in particular.

[Rusty7]

so you were exchanging your life and safety for a damn canister and 20 bukcs... i would say, you idiot mate.
in my country you would face really worse scenario if you act like this, you have been lucky, and sergei have been very gentle.

don't do this to you again, mate. don't mess with your life for a fucking 20 pounds and a canister.

cheers for the advice though

[Razmataz]

Description of the pimp?

Age, nationality etc?

Did you think the girl was actually Spanish, and did his accent match hers?

He looked eastern European and around 25, he had a different accent from the girl who claimed to be Brazilian and she did sound like she was.

[winkywanky]

OK Rusty.

The other thing to note is that her UKP reviews are largely negative.

I shall say no more!

[Rusty7]

OK Rusty.

The other thing to note is that her UKP reviews are largely negative.

I shall say no more!

sure, no doubts about this.
just if you smell something, walk away; i really feel bad thinking about the op coming back for his canister and dealing with these people as if you were school mates.

*my keyboard is broken, sorry for lack of capital letters and proper punctuation*

[Londonpunter30]

If there is a pimp in the back ground I’d report it.. she may be trafficked

[Razmataz]

OK Rusty.

The other thing to note is that her UKP reviews are largely negative.

I shall say no more!

For some reason I didn't check the reviews here this morning, I actually thought they were positive for some reason.

[winkywanky]

sure, no doubts about this.
just if you smell something, walk away; i really feel bad thinking about the op coming back for his canister and dealing with these people as if you were school mates.

*my keyboard is broken, sorry for lack of capital letters and proper punctuation*

Sorry Rusty, that comment was meant for the OP, not you.

[winkywanky]

For some reason I didn't check the reviews here this morning, I actually thought they were positive for some reason.

Are you red/green colourblind? 

[Razmataz]

Are you red/green colourblind? 

In my mind I confused the reviews I read on adultwork for the ones here. 

[winkywanky]

AW reviews are generally about as much use as a chocolate teapot. Don't even look at them if there are UKP reviews available.

[Jerk Chicken]

OP first and foremost glad you are safe.

Just to echo the general consensus here and to add one more slant to this.

Frankly you were taking the piss as in you had your opportunity to walk after seeing her spotty boat. You decided to go ahead with the punt and handed over your queens heads. You further undress saw her naked and then changed your mind and demanded a refund. I don't think your entitled to one tbh.

You then rub salt in the wounds by returning. How on earth you could even dream of going back to the house and not expect grief is totally beyond me. 99% of WGs/pimps will react badly after giving you a partial refund that she didn't want to give.

Count yourself lucky/lesson learned.

[LLPunting]

OP you're very lucky despite being very stupid on the several counts already mentioned by others.  It's good that you're safe BUT you better make sure to learn from this experience.

When posting such warnings ALWAYS post pictures of the girl concerned before the profile disappears.

Subject changed for clarification.

And it's "Sergei", you didn't almost get stabbed by a friendly, diminutive Frenchman (or Belgian)

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[PLeisure]

I'm struggling to understand why you went back for the sake of a water canister, ffs 
How much did it cost - or was there some personal reason for retrieving it?

As for the pimp's risible attempts at intimidation: "do you realize that you just robbed the mafia?" "You need to give me that money back or things are going to get political"
Political, how? He's going to get the Romanian government to lean on Boris?   

This whole incident is a car crash. Wake up, OP. Seriously... 

[sunnyj]

OP is very lucky in this case. From his reviews it looks like OP is very unlucky as he met some of the worst WGs or he is only reviewing his worst experiences. 

[Omerta101]

She obviously told Sergei that you had your way with her and then left without paying , as he said you've stole £60, she's earned £40 without having to do anything, gave you £20 , and then told the pimp you never paid just to save her own self from a beating from Sergei, your lucky you didn't get stabbed because of her , not very street wise going back for the water bottle mind 

[dubhcarr]

thanks for the warning OP £100 ph including anal?..if it looks too good...?  what do you always get with low life romanian skanks......thanks again OP   

[scutty brown]

Razmataz
Some basic risk assessment

1) Did you use a punting phone? Is the number traceable to you on the internet?
2) Did he get your car registration? Did he see your car - is it easy to identify?
3) Do you live, work or shop close to the address?

I suspect Sergei may have been Albanian - and they tend not too forget sleights

[LLPunting]

She obviously told Sergei that you had your way with her and then left without paying , as he said you've stole £60, she's earned £40 without having to do anything, gave you £20 , and then told the pimp you never paid just to save her own self from a beating from Sergei, your lucky you didn't get stabbed because of her , not very street wise going back for the water bottle mind 

Rather apt forum name.  Thanks for the insight 

[LLPunting]

Razmataz
Some basic risk assessment

1) Did you use a punting phone? Is the number traceable to you on the internet?
2) Did he get your car registration? Did he see your car - is it easy to identify?
3) Do you live, work or shop close to the address?

I suspect Sergei may have been Albanian - and they tend not too forget sleights

Nice of you to terrify the geezer.  SP should hire you as enforcer as you're a lot better than the amateur thug encountered 

[s0whatsnew?]

Couple of things.   Firstly,  I agree with the concensus of opinion here.   Wanting to go back for the canister was ridiculous given your walkout earlier.  From her POV, she didn't know whether your forgetting it there was deliberate or not, or as an excuse to go back for who-knows-what reason.  Her calling in her sergie was perfectly reasonable IMO.

Ironically, tho, it was your cussed refusal to act logically that saved you.  I'd guess that Sergie just couldn't believe the up-front story that you presented.  After all, he didn't know whether he was being decoyed away from the house and so made the logical decision to let it go.  You being a good runner certainly helped.

I can say all this because I once got myself out of a similarly risky situation by behaving so illogically that the opposition just gave up on me.  It was a good lesson to me to think with my head and not my dick.

Anyway, hope you enjoyed your next sip from the canister!   

[0mard3000]

Who goes back for a water bottle?  This whole episode is almost laughable. Absolutely ridiculous behaviour.

[Payyourwaymate]

You weren't going to get stabbed over £60. Sergei is not that stupid, why would you go back for the water after that fallout in the first place, this is not Grand theft Auto, you can't restart the mission  . Jokes aside good that your safe.

[LLPunting]

Hope you sterilised the canister before you drank from it next...  no knowing what they put in it before you claimed it.

[Bassman]

Hope you sterilised the canister before you drank from it next...  no knowing what they put in it before you claimed it.

Doesn’t read as though he got it back.

[LLPunting]

Doesn’t read as though he got it back.

Yeah, my bad, I forgot he had to run before he reclaimed it. 

[Mister_ant_]

Who takes a water bottle to a punt In the first place

[OutForJustice80]

Razmataz
Some basic risk assessment

1) Did you use a punting phone? Is the number traceable to you on the internet?
2) Did he get your car registration? Did he see your car - is it easy to identify?
3) Do you live, work or shop close to the address?

I suspect Sergei may have been Albanian - and they tend not too forget sleights

Agent Scutty on the case. 

[kingmg]

Who takes a water bottle to a punt In the first place

bottle of evian or naive

[LLPunting]

bottle of evian or naive

Thanks for this revelation, never noticed.      

[Gordon Bennett]

Leave the water cannister at home. Get 19p bottle of water from Aldi. If you are an Eco-Warrior refill the Aldi bottle multiple times. If you ever leave your 19p water at a punt under no circumstances go back to retrieve it.

[Andrew999]

That wag has already negative feedback apparently she stinks.
The end is a bit boring tho

Would I return? Obviously not.

It should has been:

Hell no

[smellychip]

Fucking madness. I'm speechless. Keep your wits about you man!! Agree this was pretty stupid on your part but glad it ended ok.. Consider it a lesson learnt

[Fu-Qin Boi-Ling]

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I'm going to cut right to the chase.  I think I was very close to being stabbed this morning. I booked amanda for 10:45 and turned up at her house which is on Horns Road, Barkingside.

Her face was full of spots but for some reason I handed over the £60 for 30 minutes and after getting rushed by her whilst in the lavatory we proceeded to undress to begin the act. I stopped before we did anything, I just wasn't attracted to her, though I thought I would be in person despite not being that excited by her pictures. I requested £20 back which she declined. Before exiting her house I insisted on receiving some of the money back since we didn't actually do anything. She told her "madame" who threatened to call the police and said they had me on camera, what crime I was supposed to have committed I'm not sure, but I knew she was bluffing. After waiting around 30 seconds, she emerged with the £20. I took it and left.

When I arrived at the train station, I realized that I had left my water canister there.  Like a plonker I calculated that the cost of it made it worth the 5 minute walk back. I texted her and told her I was coming back for it. Her first response was "Don't come on my door again" then she said "come and get it, call when you are outside".

When I arrived and rang the bell a Sergie came from around the corner and said "The £60 you just stole, I want it back", I proceeded to walk back to the station with him adjacent to me,  "do you realize that you just robbed the mafia?" "You need to give me that money back or things are going to get political", He seemed to gripping something in his pocket, my guess is that it was a knife, he put his arm around my back and I pushed it off and told him not to touch me then I ran for it. Despite being somewhat muscular and at least 3 inches taller than me, he couldn't catch up to me, I guess using the step machine at the gym has paid off. I heard him drop something and that's when he gave up the chase, he was screaming expletives at me the entire time.

Would I return? Obviously not.

did you get your water canister in the end

[paul90]

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I'm going to cut right to the chase.  I think I was very close to being stabbed this morning. I booked amanda for 10:45 and turned up at her house which is on Horns Road, Barkingside.

Her face was full of spots but for some reason I handed over the £60 for 30 minutes and after getting rushed by her whilst in the lavatory we proceeded to undress to begin the act. I stopped before we did anything, I just wasn't attracted to her, though I thought I would be in person despite not being that excited by her pictures. I requested £20 back which she declined. Before exiting her house I insisted on receiving some of the money back since we didn't actually do anything. She told her "madame" who threatened to call the police and said they had me on camera, what crime I was supposed to have committed I'm not sure, but I knew she was bluffing. After waiting around 30 seconds, she emerged with the £20. I took it and left.

When I arrived at the train station, I realized that I had left my water canister there.  Like a plonker I calculated that the cost of it made it worth the 5 minute walk back. I texted her and told her I was coming back for it. Her first response was "Don't come on my door again" then she said "come and get it, call when you are outside".

When I arrived and rang the bell a Sergie came from around the corner and said "The £60 you just stole, I want it back", I proceeded to walk back to the station with him adjacent to me,  "do you realize that you just robbed the mafia?" "You need to give me that money back or things are going to get political", He seemed to gripping something in his pocket, my guess is that it was a knife, he put his arm around my back and I pushed it off and told him not to touch me then I ran for it. Despite being somewhat muscular and at least 3 inches taller than me, he couldn't catch up to me, I guess using the step machine at the gym has paid off. I heard him drop something and that's when he gave up the chase, he was screaming expletives at me the entire time.

Would I return? Obviously not.


It is better to walk than get into an issue with the boss, once you hand over the paper they have no intention of giving it back. They are known for B&S tactics. At least you escaped

[paul90]

It is better to walk than get into an issue with the boss, once you hand over the paper they have no intention of giving it back. They are known for B&S tactics. At least you escaped

[JayEZ2K]

I completely know that feeling after you've paid and then realize you're not interested. So I'm not criticizing you OP, but just for your's (and others' safety)...

1) It's not fair to ask for a refund based on looks. If she denies services, has terrible service, or is unhygienic, then it is reasonable (but still risky) to ask for a refund.
2) If you get a refund, or if you argue, it's best to never return to that place again. In addition...
3) You should to avoid Romanians that might be in the same group, and I'd recommend getting a new phone number/sim card just in case your number has been flagged. (That's exactly what that burner phone number is for.)

Glad your safe, and thanks for reporting.

[treadmill1]

Very good advice indeed.

[Bassman]

I completely know that feeling after you've paid and then realize you're not interested. So I'm not criticizing you OP, but just for your's (and others' safety)...

1) It's not fair to ask for a refund based on looks. If she denies services, has terrible service, or is unhygienic, then it is reasonable (but still risky) to ask for a refund.
2) If you get a refund, or if you argue, it's best to never return to that place again. In addition...
3) You should to avoid Romanians that might be in the same group, and I'd recommend getting a new phone number/sim card just in case your number has been flagged. (That's exactly what that burner phone number is for.)

Glad your safe, and thanks for reporting.

All of this. If you walked in knew who you were to punt, paid and then asked for money back based on looks. Then that’s not fair. Best to decide before cash gets handed over.

If she tells you she’s gonna OWO your brains out but then says no once she has the cash, then yeah go ahead.

[Snagbadjer]

Razmataz: the man who robbed the mafia and lived to tell the tale.

Well done sir!

[Andrew999]

There is no mafia. He’s probably her pimp. They wanted to scare you so you don’t come back to the flat asking for a refund. They thought that you are coming back to get your money back and using a canister as an excuse. Simple as that. There are rules in punting:  once you hand the money you can’t get it back no matter. If you arrive there and don’t like the wag just go back find an excuse I forgot my wallet in the car.
Take care- Ask the expériences don’t ask the doctor.