Author Topic: KrissPink26 - Edinburgh (Read 1494 times)

Legman71 · « **on:** August 05, 2019, 02:31:08 am »

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only

30mins - £70

After my disaster in Fife my urge still hadn't been satisfied so.decided to give Kriss a call and she was available in 30mins time - really liked the look of her photos.

I had requested black stockings and she met me at the door in a really nice satin lingerie set with the required stockings - she is quite tall and slim and she looked really good. She is the girl in the photos.

I requested OW and she informed me she always does OW. The OW was enthusiastic and was really good but after 5mins she broke off and commented that she is very tight and might not be able to have sex with me! My heart sank and I thought "here we go again!!"

To be fair to here she did let me try but I could only just get the tip in - she is extremely tight. I tried for a few minutes but it just wasn't happening so it was back to OW and it did feel really good - didn't take me long to finish.

I know this may not sound like a positive rating but I've given this because she was a very attractive girl and was also very friendly but most of all the OW was very good!

I don't think there were any tricks with the sex - she just seems to be very small down there.

I did leave feeling satisfied

David1970 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 05, 2019, 07:47:41 am »

You paid to have sex with a prositute and didn't and it's a positive

Hairpuller · « **Reply #2 on:** August 05, 2019, 09:31:19 am »

Coming soon (on not ..... ) ...... The Adventures of Legman and his big cock fails, the Trilogy

DaVINCI · « **Reply #3 on:** August 05, 2019, 10:01:34 am »

Quote from: Hairpuller on August 05, 2019, 09:31:19 am

Coming soon (on not ..... ) ...... The Adventures of Legman and his big cock fails, the Trilogy

Although l think Big John (sorry OP)

is a fantasist and won't be here long

DoctorSalchicha · « **Reply #4 on:** August 05, 2019, 12:16:35 pm »

LOL, you found the virgin Marie pal.

Clattypats · « **Reply #5 on:** August 05, 2019, 12:27:17 pm »

Looking at your 2 reviews OP, I wouldn't like to think what you deem as a Negative... Two bookings, no sex, because apparently you're too big

... I'll go along with the general consensus that you're probably full of shit...

Name Not Found · « **Reply #6 on:** August 05, 2019, 01:53:11 pm »

I went to McDonalds Drive-Thru in my Hummer this morning. Unfortunately, my car was too big so I couldn't get any food. the car-park was nice though so its a positive from me.

What a walloper

daviebond · « **Reply #7 on:** August 05, 2019, 04:34:25 pm »

Guys...guys....guys..Let him finish his Trilogy

Name Not Found · « **Reply #8 on:** August 05, 2019, 04:49:54 pm »

Quote from: daviebond on August 05, 2019, 04:34:25 pm

Guys...guys....guys..Let him finish his Trilogy

The curse of Bignob Bell-End
Bel-End comes again (or not)
Bell-Ends

Matrix · « **Reply #9 on:** August 05, 2019, 04:51:05 pm »

Quote from: Name Not Found on August 05, 2019, 04:49:54 pm

The curse of Bignob Bell-End
Bel-End comes again (or not)
Bell-Ends

To whom the bellend tolls.

The seconds always the best.

Legman71 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 05, 2019, 07:34:54 pm »

Wow!! - bit of a savage response!.

Just had a bad bit of luck but I will persevere and post any future sessions. Just trying to contribute!

David1970 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 05, 2019, 07:50:48 pm »

Quote from: Legman71 on August 05, 2019, 07:34:54 pm

Wow!! - bit of a savage response!.

Just had a bad bit of luck but I will persevere and post any future sessions. Just trying to contribute!

Why a positive if you didn't get what you paid for eg sex, please answer?

Why couldn't they have sex with you, your or their fault please answer?

In 5 years on this site I have never heard of a SP unable to sexy due to them being to tight, forget about 2 times in 2 days. Do you understand why I am doubtfully of your report, please comment.

FBman78 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 05, 2019, 09:50:41 pm »

Guys he obviously has a knob bigger than a 7lb baby

JoeB · « **Reply #13 on:** August 05, 2019, 09:56:30 pm »

We should start a keeping a book on how big his dick is winner gets a £50 AW punting voucher.

I reckon its a 13" knobbly fucker

To be fair her profile doesnt state penetration...

Legman71 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 06, 2019, 01:04:08 am »

OK guys, reading it back I see how it looks - fair comment.

I have punted in the past without any problems so I'm not trying to claim I am the new John Holmes!!

I wanted to report my experiences because it was really unusual and thought it would make for a good discussion - I may have misjudged that but my reviews were real. As I said I don't punt very often but next time I do I'll hopefully report a more normal experience!

Clattypats · « **Reply #15 on:** August 06, 2019, 03:20:43 am »

Quote from: Legman71 on August 06, 2019, 01:04:08 am

I have punted in the past without any problems

Why didn't you review they punts then?. .. Just the ones you've suddenly grown a massive cock that doesn't fit Into anything

and still Pos reviewed, albeit them being pretty shite bookings, based on your words...

daviebond · « **Reply #16 on:** August 06, 2019, 05:08:42 am »

Just had a brainwave

Why dont you fuck them with a strapon since its bound to be smaller than your megasausage

suckmyglock · « **Reply #17 on:** August 06, 2019, 06:07:46 am »

Someone got fucked on that punt, but it wasn’t her.

How can she be that tight. Unless she’s had the forceps during birth and the surgeon put too many stitches in.

David1970 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 06, 2019, 07:56:07 am »

IMHO its either
Post-op tranny, and it is been made to small
Got to question the age of the SP, when she is not fully developed.
The OP is a bullshitter

Jock D · « **Reply #19 on:** August 06, 2019, 08:20:36 am »

Quote from: Name Not Found on August 05, 2019, 01:53:11 pm

I went to McDonalds Drive-Thru in my Hummer this morning. Unfortunately, my car was too big so I couldn't get any food. the car-park was nice though so its a positive from me.

What a walloper

daviebond · « **Reply #20 on:** August 06, 2019, 08:35:25 am »

Hes the Love Sausage

Hidden Image/Members Only

Author Topic: KrissPink26 - Edinburgh (Read 1494 times)

Member Benefits