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Author Topic: Squirting MissSplitz - Marlow, Berkshire  (Read 4068 times)


14 review(s) for Squirting MissSplitz (8 positive, 1 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline RLondon99

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Slightly expanded from a comment posted elsewhere, apologies for duplication.

Saw her a couple of months back.

Mixed reviews but boxes were ticked. After a bit of slightly weird communication (she answers every question with a question) off to Buckinghamshire on a gloomy November afternoon.

Unfortunately it was one of those meets where the bad luck gods were in charge.

First I missed a connection, so was rushed arriving. Second, it was raining and my boots stepped unerringly in every mud puddle in Marlow. Third, was slightly spooked by the chav-zone approach to the house, although it’s actually an okay maisonette when you get there (right on the border between nice-Marlow and not-nice-Marlow). Fourth, my burner phone was acting up so wasted valuable time getting the house number and meanwhile making her sit there in her underwear thinking I was a no-show.

By the time I was following her up the stairs (treading mud as I went) I was off form, she was off form, and it was nobody’s fault.

Next she tried to take control of the session. I can see why she honestly thought that would work best, she wasn’t to know it doesn’t work for me (and I should have told her from the get-go, my bad). So she tried this, I tried that, wasn’t really happening. Had to resort to my default for engaging my monkey brain which is to masturbate with the head of my cock in the girl’s mouth, my free hand behind her head, segueing into a face fuck with her propped up on the pillow. She was fine with this and actually has a way of seeming slightly amazed by every debauched act you impose on her, for me quite a turn on.

Moved on to banging her reasonably hard on her back which she seemed to get into. It wasn’t the slo-mo filth-fest I had anticipated, but a good finish. She said “Did you feel me shaking at the end?” “No,” I replied truthfully. “I was totally in my own selfish world there.” Indeed I must have been a bit disconnected, with an attractive girl like this I would usually plan to pull out and spunk on her face and tell her about it while I was doing it.

Would give positives for working hard, looking good, being friendly, and having an honest profile. She might suit anyone who likes tall, slim, small-breasted, kinky and MILFy girls who are a bit out there. Also has exceptionally beautiful eyes. I liked her.

Might try again when enough time has elapsed to make it new. She told me she often does civilian work closer to me in East London, so a hotel there might be better than the nightmare that is train travel to Marlow. Would say it is one of those things where if you can both tune in, get your expectations aligned, could be very good.

 

Offline WKD123

At least you got to get some time with her. She's messed me about twice now, including texting me as I'm sitting in the bloody car, 20 minutes before the appointment to say she is "feeling rough". I was tempted to post a big fat Negative review but that's not really my style but well done OP on getting your end into the legendary squirter.

Offline dynatron

not just me then i was also messed about by her some time back-halfway to her location when she  rung me to say she had double booked-never again

Offline Munky8287

I had the same problem booked her everything ok got there she didn’t answer phone or text I leave after waiting 15 minutes sent a text asking if I can see her again as that must obviously been a problem still has not got a reply four days later

Offline Steely Dan

OP:  Thanks for your review.  Sounds a bit neutral, but your review, your rating.

Others: *Sigh*.  If you booked and she cancelled you can review.  There are 3 (or 4) negatives just above this post that have not been posted.  Posting accurate negatives is among the most important things to keep UKP useful, don't you think?