External Link/Members Only Meet happened in February this year, but I think I tried to block it out and didn't review at the time
. Jade popped up on a AW search this morning and it all came flooding back to me, so time to review.
45 mins - £100
Cheltenham hotel - Easy access from M5 with free parking. Busy place with plenty of business folk about, I was dressed similar and it felt totally discreet walking through reception.
I had noticed the profile a couple of times before and was totally suckered in by the boobs and lips pics. Contacted via AW and then text and arranged a 45 minute meeting. Comms were all good.
Magic door and into the room, Jade was wearing some teddy type thing, average looking, no face pics on AW so nothing to compare with. Great boobs, a bit of a tummy.
I was offered shower, but I had showered 45 minutes before so declined which Jade was fine with. Onto the bed with pants off, and a bit of light kissing with a handjob. Jade got her boobs out, they're great looking and definitely her best asset. Carried on with the handjob at which point I'm getting awkwardly close as I'd abstained for quite a while and was very horny before the meeting. I tried to slow things down, but the response was along the lines of "Lets get this sorted" and I shot my load! Into the shower to clean up and I decide this isn't for me and made my excuses, got dressed and left. I'm back in my car a little over 20 minutes after getting out of it and that includes fairly long walks around the hotel to the room.
Jade didn't stop talking through the meet, mainly about kids holidays to Disneyland, and it was a mood killer. The TV was also on in the background with some daytime quiz show hosted by Warwick Davis. I really like Warwick, but when I wanted to be in a particular sort of mood, Warwick wasn't really helping.
I guess I should have been more upfront with what I wanted (GFE), and maybe having a shower on arrival would have helped. I felt a bit duped at having paid £100 for a 15 minute handjob and I wouldn't return.
