Author Topic: Miss Splits - Marlow, Bucks  (Read 3690 times)


14 review(s) for Squirting MissSplitz (8 positive, 1 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by Davey Dykes]

Offline orallorx

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I have been trying to meet Shannon for around 3 years, and it has finally happened. Most of the earlier frustrations were due to work pressures, incidents (eg car breakdown) which was all handled smoothly by text, with humour usually. I did however suffer two classic Shannon stand ups last summer where I got to her road but couldn't make contact due to the usual  "phone problems".  I am sure she blocked my email and phone on AW.

I tried texting her as I had a new mobile number which wasn't blocked. She readily agreed to meet without knowing who I was, but I did speak to her to clear the air , and in case she needed to unblock me. She was cool about it all, and my booking request sailed through no problem.

Location
Shannon is now working at her home in Marlow. It is a quiet residential area, easy to find and park, and secure/safe. The house was spotless.

Looks
Wow she's tall; she is pretty facially, and has a stunning slim figure -perfect bum, pert boobs with massive sensitive nipples and beautiful soft, tanned skin. She obviously takes care of her figure to keep it that good at her age, her stomach is washbord flat. Are her boobs 'deflated'? no they certainly aren't - they may be modest ( B cup?) but they are very pert and would fail the pencil test. Her age is claimed to be 42- I would guess mid forties, but that was based on her wearing quite heavy make-up rather than body condition.

 She was wearing bra and pants, plus heels. Those all came off 15 seconds after the paperwork was done!

Services
DFK, OWO, RO, Fingering, Straight,  Rimming, mutual masrbation, heavy squirting, heavy Anal toy play
Shannon isn't shy, and exudes confidence and experience. We dived into some really good DFK from the start.  Her Oral skills are superb, and she enjoyed my RO coupled with fingering of both holes. I also rimmed her deeply which she loved. We then moved onto Anal toy play - butt plugs, doxy attachments and then a thick double dildo which we managed to take completely and move arse to arse.  Then straight sex in mish/legs over shoulders. She was very wet.  We then finished with a bout of mutual Masturbation, leading her to squirt explosively over me while standing on the bed (hair brushing the ceiling), giving me a great view of her hand in her pussy and her beautiful tits up higher. She then finished me by hand and mouth, then it was time to pack up.

Would I return - Yes, no question, despite the high hourly rate of £180. - but there are no extras, and her range of services is so wide that it's still great value.

Offline ciscoxxx69

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I have been trying to meet Shannon for around 3 years, and it has finally happened. Most of the earlier frustrations were due to work pressures, incidents (eg car breakdown) which was all handled smoothly by text, with humour usually. I did however suffer two classic Shannon stand ups last summer where I got to her road but couldn't make contact due to the usual  "phone problems".  I am sure she blocked my email and phone on AW.

I tried texting her as I had a new mobile number which wasn't blocked. She readily agreed to meet without knowing who I was, but I did speak to her to clear the air , and in case she needed to unblock me. She was cool about it all, and my booking request sailed through no problem.

Location
Shannon is now working at her home in Marlow. It is a quiet residential area, easy to find and park, and secure/safe. The house was spotless.

Looks
Wow she's tall; she is pretty facially, and has a stunning slim figure -perfect bum, pert boobs with massive sensitive nipples and beautiful soft, tanned skin. She obviously takes care of her figure to keep it that good at her age, her stomach is washbord flat. Are her boobs 'deflated'? no they certainly aren't - they may be modest ( B cup?) but they are very pert and would fail the pencil test. Her age is claimed to be 42- I would guess mid forties, but that was based on her wearing quite heavy make-up rather than body condition.

 She was wearing bra and pants, plus heels. Those all came off 15 seconds after the paperwork was done!

Services
DFK, OWO, RO, Fingering, Straight,  Rimming, mutual masrbation, heavy squirting, heavy Anal toy play
Shannon isn't shy, and exudes confidence and experience. We dived into some really good DFK from the start.  Her Oral skills are superb, and she enjoyed my RO coupled with fingering of both holes. I also rimmed her deeply which she loved. We then moved onto Anal toy play - butt plugs, doxy attachments and then a thick double dildo which we managed to take completely and move arse to arse.  Then straight sex in mish/legs over shoulders. She was very wet.  We then finished with a bout of mutual Masturbation, leading her to squirt explosively over me while standing on the bed (hair brushing the ceiling), giving me a great view of her hand in her pussy and her beautiful tits up higher. She then finished me by hand and mouth, then it was time to pack up.

Would I return - Yes, no question, despite the high hourly rate of £180. - but there are no extras, and her range of services is so wide that it's still great value.

Nice review.

Brings back many Filthy Fun memories of several kinky 'Fucked Blindfolded by a Stranger' 1-2-1 sessions I had with this Fit and Sexy Squirting Nymphomaniac.... including a couple of HotasFuck MMMF encounters when she was absolutely insatiable for cock in all her Holes. Blindfolded and used at will throughout, she left the three of us totally balls drained and fucked......and still wanted more. :P :P :P
Making her airtight, and then performing for us with her Doxy and Fingers whilst she gushed and squirted.....and then begging for our Cum were major highlights that will stay with me for a LONG time.....  :cool:

(on each visit, her entire set of squirt drenched bedclothes went straight into the washing machine whilst she made us a cuppa....)  :wacko:

If you are lucky enough to get to meet her, she is as FitAsFuck........ and an incredible Fuck  :P

Offline dynatron

well glad you enjoyed but bearing in mind this lady has 5 negatives on here i dont think il be bothering

Offline Private Parts

Nice review.

Brings back many Filthy Fun memories of several kinky 'Fucked Blindfolded by a Stranger' 1-2-1 sessions I had with this Fit and Sexy Squirting Nymphomaniac.... including a couple of HotasFuck MMMF encounters when she was absolutely insatiable for cock in all her Holes. Blindfolded and used at will throughout, she left the three of us totally balls drained and fucked......and still wanted more. :P :P :P
Making her airtight, and then performing for us with her Doxy and Fingers whilst she gushed and squirted.....and then begging for our Cum were major highlights that will stay with me for a LONG time.....  :cool:

(on each visit, her entire set of squirt drenched bedclothes went straight into the washing machine whilst she made us a cuppa....)  :wacko:

If you are lucky enough to get to meet her, she is as FitAsFuck........ and an incredible Fuck  :P

Sometimes we don’t know how lucky we are.
But then each to their own.
PP :hi:

Offline Yankee41

Ive tried seeing her several times but she always cancelled last minute, like 10 minutes before the sceduled booking.  The last time i gave it a go she cancelled after our booking was supposed to start.  I always made sure to let her know how far i was traveling to see her which she obviously could give two shits about.  If someone should be on my block list its her.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2019, 05:42:31 am by Yankee41 »

Offline dynatron

the 5 neg reviews says it all realy-why waste your time

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Ive tried seeing her several times but she always cancelled last minute, like 10 minutes before the sceduled booking.  The last time i gave it a go she cancelled after our booking was supposed to start.  I always made sure to let her know how far i was traveling to see her which she obviously could give two shits about.  If someone should be on my block list its her.

I know she has a history of this already so you could argue there's no need to leave a review of your experience(s) but it all adds to the mix. No shows/cancellations take hardly any time to post. :hi:

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I have been trying to meet Shannon for around 3 years, and it has finally happened. Most of the earlier frustrations were due to work pressures, incidents (eg car breakdown) which was all handled smoothly by text, with humour usually. I did however suffer two classic Shannon stand ups last summer where I got to her road but couldn't make contact due to the usual  "phone problems".  I am sure she blocked my email and phone on AW.

I tried texting her as I had a new mobile number which wasn't blocked. She readily agreed to meet without knowing who I was, but I did speak to her to clear the air , and in case she needed to unblock me. She was cool about it all, and my booking request sailed through no problem.

Well weren't you the damned fortunate one! She humorously stood you up a few times, then stood you up two times silently after you had travelled to her place, then completely blocked you. But she was still cool with seeing you! Ain't she the professional...
 :dash:

I am confident she's a great fuck, but you shouldn't excuse or reward this shit. And have some respect for yourself, man. After what she did to you it's degrading running after her.

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Well weren't you the damned fortunate one! She humorously stood you up a few times, then stood you up two times silently after you had travelled to her place, then completely blocked you. But she was still cool with seeing you! Ain't she the professional...
 :dash:

I am confident she's a great fuck, but you shouldn't excuse or reward this shit. And have some respect for yourself, man. After what she did to you it's degrading running after her.

A little harsh IMO, but fair. I understand why a punter might not immediately want to post a neg for being stood up so not to scupper his chance of seeing her in future but chasing a tail for 3 years and being dicked around? Who's in control here? Perhaps OP doesn't want to ruin his 100% positive review stats.

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A little harsh IMO, but fair. I understand why a punter might not immediately want to post a neg for being stood up so not to scupper his chance of seeing her in future but chasing a tail for 3 years and being dicked around? Who's in control here? Perhaps OP doesn't want to ruin his 100% positive review stats.

I'm sure the answer is there somewhere.   :sarcastic:

Offline orallorx

Well weren't you the damned fortunate one! She humorously stood you up a few times, then stood you up two times silently after you had travelled to her place, then completely blocked you. But she was still cool with seeing you! Ain't she the professional...
 :dash:

I am confident she's a great fuck, but you shouldn't excuse or reward this shit. And have some respect for yourself, man. After what she did to you it's degrading running after her.

You make a fair point, but I need to make a couple of points. In the first couple of years, it was just as often me cancelling her - work and domestic  commitments made arranging any meeting very difficult - her diary is very busy too. Last year's two standups really pissed me off which is why I posted a critical complaint via an AW Neutral Review - couldn't do a negative as she didn't confirm either booking. In hindsight, should have put a negative review on UK P, but there were plenty similar already so wasn't a priority.

However, as for my 'degrading' pursuit of her, it is still the case that she operates at a quite different level from most other SPs, and if her particular range of services, experience, and working attitude appeals (as it does/did for me), then a bit of perseverance is needed. It doesn't for a minute excuse her attitude, scatty approach to bookings, and inability to use a phone reliably.

I am pleased that I finally saw her, and will probably do so again if it can ever be arranged