Author Topic: Zoe - huge gunted whale - Uxbridge - negative (Read 4598 times)

RAJEC · « **on:** October 13, 2020, 02:06:08 pm »

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Location: new build flats opposite Hillingdon hospital. She moves around and I think she works for a Sergei
Cost: £50/30
Zoe: fat and old with big chebs. Should have walked but the horn had sounded. Doesn’t remove her “playsuit” but will get the chebs out. Fairly firm for her age and likely a D or E.
Service: shit massage. Average wank.

Overall: avoid this one

RAJEC · « **Reply #1 on:** October 13, 2020, 02:11:20 pm »

Forgot to mention - she is huge gunted. Almost out of proportion

Muff licker · « **Reply #2 on:** October 13, 2020, 02:20:22 pm »

Quote from: RAJEC on October 13, 2020, 02:11:20 pm

Forgot to mention - she is huge gunted. Almost out of proportion

Phew as luck would have it Rajec I texted her yesterday twice and did not get an answer mind you I still got a shit punt elsewhere lol

RAJEC · « **Reply #3 on:** October 13, 2020, 02:23:00 pm »

Quote from: Muff licker on October 13, 2020, 02:20:22 pm

Phew as luck would have it Rajec I texted her yesterday twice and did not get an answer mind you I still got a shit punt elsewhere lol

The universe works in strange ways.

Perhaps text me first

sparkus · « **Reply #4 on:** October 13, 2020, 02:24:11 pm »

Gunt isn't used enough as a word.

RAJEC · « **Reply #5 on:** October 13, 2020, 02:27:14 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on October 13, 2020, 02:24:11 pm

Gunt isn't used enough as a word.

It should also be in the real dictionary.

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Muff licker · « **Reply #6 on:** October 13, 2020, 02:32:49 pm »

Quote from: RAJEC on October 13, 2020, 02:23:00 pm

The universe works in strange ways.

Perhaps text me first

I may well do

Muff licker · « **Reply #7 on:** October 13, 2020, 02:33:49 pm »

Quote from: RAJEC on October 13, 2020, 02:23:00 pm

The universe works in strange ways.

Perhaps text me first

I think I may well do Rajec

bedhedred · « **Reply #8 on:** October 13, 2020, 03:22:10 pm »

I thought it was a typo at first!

Gunt
Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a cunt... The Gunt.
My sixth grade teacher had a gut like a freakin' innertube!
by Mickey Deuce September 24, 2002

sparkus · « **Reply #9 on:** October 13, 2020, 08:39:26 pm »

Quote from: RAJEC on October 13, 2020, 02:27:14 pm

It should also be in the real dictionary.

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I first heard it said in anger by one bird about another during a row on NYE.

Late Starter · « **Reply #10 on:** October 13, 2020, 09:03:32 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on October 13, 2020, 02:24:11 pm

Gunt isn't used enough as a word.

Great word - I just hope I never have to use it in a review!

bedhedred · « **Reply #11 on:** October 13, 2020, 09:56:11 pm »

This was the last time I saw a gunt, though I didn't know what to call it or give it it's true name.

I may not see another, as I have foresworn fatsos since then.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=278552.0

Having said I would not see plus sized, I looked at this one again and she is now £80 for the "test" session. That is a sign of the times. Why trek half way across London.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=279518.0

RAJEC · « **Reply #12 on:** October 15, 2020, 10:29:06 am »

Found her aw

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RAJEC · « **Reply #13 on:** October 15, 2020, 10:30:02 am »

Quote from: RAJEC on October 15, 2020, 10:29:06 am

Found her aw

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Wish I’d found it before; 2 negatives

sparkus · « **Reply #14 on:** October 15, 2020, 12:27:32 pm »

Quote from: RAJEC on October 15, 2020, 10:30:02 am

Wish I’d found it before; 2 negatives

I can't unsee that

Sunny · « **Reply #15 on:** October 15, 2020, 12:42:20 pm »

Damn was planning to see blonde Rosie today. Told me she does OWO/CIM guess if you pay more she might be more willing?

RAJEC · « **Reply #16 on:** October 15, 2020, 01:08:23 pm »

Quote from: Sunny on October 15, 2020, 12:42:20 pm

Damn was planning to see blonde Rosie today. Told me she does OWO/CIM guess if you pay more she might be more willing?

Bro...

Don’t do it.

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #17 on:** October 15, 2020, 01:13:22 pm »

Quote from: RAJEC on October 15, 2020, 10:29:06 am

Found her aw

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Maybe.... 20 years ago she might had a reasonable figure. Is it definitely the same SP?

RAJEC · « **Reply #18 on:** October 15, 2020, 01:29:22 pm »

Quote from: Fuzzyduck on October 15, 2020, 01:13:22 pm

Maybe.... 20 years ago she might had a reasonable figure. Is it definitely the same SP?

Without a shadow of a doubt. She was wearing the same lingerie and her left tit was a slightly different shape to her right

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #19 on:** October 15, 2020, 01:33:19 pm »

Quote from: RAJEC on October 15, 2020, 01:29:22 pm

Without a shadow of a doubt. She was wearing the same lingerie and her left tit was a slightly different shape to her right

Worry not, I had no intention of visiting. I've indexed this review so it's easier to find for others who are lured in by those tits.

RAJEC · « **Reply #20 on:** October 15, 2020, 01:36:32 pm »

Quote from: Fuzzyduck on October 15, 2020, 01:33:19 pm

Worry not, I had no intention of visiting. I've indexed this review so it's easier to find for others who are lured in by those tits.

Sunny · « **Reply #21 on:** October 27, 2020, 01:56:38 pm »

I think this her other profile External Link/Members Only

Sunny · « **Reply #22 on:** October 27, 2020, 02:00:03 pm »

Rajec is this what she looks like? https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=173554.msg1841666#msg1841666

RAJEC · « **Reply #23 on:** October 27, 2020, 02:03:04 pm »

Quote from: Sunny on October 27, 2020, 01:56:38 pm

I think this her other profile External Link/Members Only

The first link is just the search page?

Not sure about this profile. The one I posted Is definitely her though

RAJEC · « **Reply #24 on:** October 27, 2020, 02:04:13 pm »

Quote from: Sunny on October 27, 2020, 02:00:03 pm

Rajec is this what she looks like? https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=173554.msg1841666#msg1841666

No bro, lol that Veri pic is def not her lol

Vic69 · « **Reply #25 on:** October 27, 2020, 03:23:11 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on October 13, 2020, 02:24:11 pm

Gunt isn't used enough as a word.

Ha! one of my favourite descriptions, I used to work in healthcare, and it was a commonly used term! Always makes me chuckle.

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