Have been enjoying a few massages these days so decided to give this place a try. Had phoned up the day previous and was told there are three girls so should be able to turn up on spec.
External Link/Members OnlyTurned up. Place is not particularly discreet and there is a little bit of footfall on the street. Timed my attack reasonably well and got through the door.
Place was deserted. Eventually this little late middle aged Chinese woman appeared. I'm suspecting she was mid massage and the only one there. She seemed stressed like a Chinese Basil Fawlty which was worth seeing in itself. She ushered me into a side room, told me to undress and closed the door.
Waited maybe 5-10 mins and lily appeared. I would say medium attractive, 30s, long straight dark hair. Went for 1 hour @£40
Massage began on front. I'd asked for a medium massage which I found a little light compared to the Thai massages I'd had. She started at the top and worked her way down my back to my feet. It was ok/mediocre. Oily finger down the crack of the arse suggested things were looking up.
Asked to turn over and she simply asked which extras I wanted. HE £20 body to body £40 and oral £60 (do I look like Rockafella). Said I'd only brought £20 extra which was true so I'd go HE. She then offered body to body @£30 and I could drop the extra £10 in later. I'd never tried body to body and I love a bargain so agreed.
Body to body was disappointing. I thought there would be a lot more grinding of torsos together but there wasn't. It consisted of touch anywhere, sucking her tits and reverse oral. She did have quite a nice body and was very clean. Also had a suck of her toes in scissor position whilst she wanked me off. Again the HJ was just ok.
Cleaned up with paper towel and a little light massage of the legs. She called time with 15 mins still on the clock. I pointed out that the ref had blown the whistle too early and she did a bit of front torso massage. She was quite chatty at this point and may have exceeded my daily listening word count.
Oil was apparently baby oil which wasn't effectively removed with the paper towels (prefer the proper towels at the Thai establishments that I'd been to). Left still quite oily. Later found a minor oil slick in my naval too.
I did run the gauntlet and return with the extra £10 as that was only fair.
Overall everything was just mediocre hence the neutral.
Nearly forgot to mention- during her chatty period Lilly head mentioned that she had been in TK Maxx and had been summonsed back by 'Basil' so my initial guess that no one was there seems true.
