Simone - The Club - Bristol

[southern punter]

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When: August

Venue: visited here once before I joined this site and was not impressed by the overall experience, but this time was better.  A very friendly welcome from the front desk, beer, the room was better as well I think.  Perhaps because I booked 45 min (@ £100) instead of 30.  Still the rooms are a bit dark for me and I don't like the massage table style beds.

Appearance: Described as 27 y/o, size 10, 36DD English-Carribbean.  I'm no expert on womens dress sizes but I'm sceptical of the size 10 part.

Service: standard parlour 'massage'/OW/FS, two rounds.  Simone is a nice lady, easygoing but quite professional, which I mean in both positive and negative senses.  Positive, in that her 'b2b' / erotic massage was experienced / enjoyable; negative, in that I'm not particularly interested in the whole massage / oils routine, and said so, but she seemed quite set on delivering it nonetheless.  Maybe it is my fault for not being more assertive in steering the agenda.  The other negative was the condom, she said something apologetic about having run out of her normal brand and honestly I wasn't paying attention because arguing with an SP about protection is a non starter after all.  But when it came down to it I may as well have been wrapped up in a four season sleeping bag.  In fact I had such little sensitivity it had to come off and get a HJ to finish round 2.  Now I can't fault the HJ, it was likewise a 'professional' job -- in fact might even have been the best I've recieved, but honestly that's not a very high bar and I don't go to SPs for HJs, I can do that myself!

So all in all it was a rather disappointing punt for me.  Making it neutral because I'll give the benefit of the doubt that she normally has less 'industrial' protection, and because more massage-based punts appeal to some people.

[Colston36]

External Link/Members Only

When: August

Venue: visited here once before I joined this site and was not impressed by the overall experience, but this time was better.  A very friendly welcome from the front desk, beer, the room was better as well I think.  Perhaps because I booked 45 min (@ £100) instead of 30.  Still the rooms are a bit dark for me and I don't like the massage table style beds.

Appearance: Described as 27 y/o, size 10, 36DD English-Carribbean.  I'm no expert on womens dress sizes but I'm sceptical of the size 10 part.

Service: standard parlour 'massage'/OW/FS, two rounds.  Simone is a nice lady, easygoing but quite professional, which I mean in both positive and negative senses.  Positive, in that her 'b2b' / erotic massage was experienced / enjoyable; negative, in that I'm not particularly interested in the whole massage / oils routine, and said so, but she seemed quite set on delivering it nonetheless.  Maybe it is my fault for not being more assertive in steering the agenda.  The other negative was the condom, she said something apologetic about having run out of her normal brand and honestly I wasn't paying attention because arguing with an SP about protection is a non starter after all.  But when it came down to it I may as well have been wrapped up in a four season sleeping bag.  In fact I had such little sensitivity it had to come off and get a HJ to finish round 2.  Now I can't fault the HJ, it was likewise a 'professional' job -- in fact might even have been the best I've recieved, but honestly that's not a very high bar and I don't go to SPs for HJs, I can do that myself!

So all in all it was a rather disappointing punt for me.  Making it neutral because I'll give the benefit of the doubt that she normally has less 'industrial' protection, and because more massage-based punts appeal to some people.

Wow, is it £100 for a glorified wank? I used to go to the place round the corner to see a domme in 2015 and I think it was the same for something utterly filthy. Hmmm.

[Cornish_Wanderer]

Wow, is it £100 for a glorified wank? I used to go to the place round the corner to see a domme in 2015 and I think it was the same for something utterly filthy. Hmmm.

I remember the last occasion I asked you for more in-depth information 

[tommyw66]

 Still the rooms are a bit dark for me and I don't like the massage table style beds.

I have the same problem with central massage, where the rooms are sometimes so dark you can barely see the girl. I can understand the logic if the lady is past her prime, but when you're with a young fit girl it can be very frustrating not to be able to see her properly!

[Colston36]

I remember the last occasion I asked you for more in-depth information 

Sorry, old chap: did I not tell you what you wanted to know?I'm usually quite informative