Alexia Grant

[CockMonster]

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Arrogant stuck up her own arse bitch..
Stroppy cunt!!!


Attractive around late 30's to early 40's..
Face ok.. a few wrinkles around the eyes..
Body is smoking hot .

Bitch didn't like to be sensually gently touched or stroked..
Kissing was shit.. tries to avoid using tongue..
Time wastes by going to bathroom during punt..
Pressuring me to go to bathroom to wash hands again, to use mouthwash again, to wash my chest again as she don't like deodorant on chest..
Hates being gently touched whilst kissing which was shit..
Then says she wants to cut appointment from 1 hour to 30 mins..
Credit to her returns £70..
I request her to terminate appointment and give me all my money back..
Says no as booking already started.
YET SHE IS THE PROBLEM WITH HER SHITTY ARROGANT BOSSY ATTITUDE
Ask her nicely to spread her legs so I can do reverse oral..
Bitch spreads her legs, but strictly tells me not to touch her legs with my hands!!
I told her how can I perform reverse oral on her without touching her without my hands ( obviously to gently widen flaps to lick mango)
Then she says no more and jumps off the bed
And refunds me further £80 slamming it on the bed.!!


We both get dressed...

Bitch tells me we just didn't click...
We just didn't get on..
Not comfortable with me..

I wasn't comfortable with her arrogant stuck up bitch attitude!!

Avoid this arrogant self self inflated ego bitch!!

Paid £150 for 60 mins for this stuck up piece of shit!!

Luckily she willingly gave all money back after about 10 minutes to end this shit encounter!!

As I was leaving she was very happy smiling!!
So was I happy too that this rubbish was over and money back in my pocket..


Everything shit apart from she is decent looking!!

So much whining Tarzan - just accept it was a shit punt and move on.........

[king tarzan]

So much whining Tarzan - just accept it was a shit punt and move on.........

Just stating the review..
You don't like it go to her and kiss and cuddle her 

[Mario7769]

Gotta love civillian women who think it's an easy ride just selling pussy and don't realise you actually have to put in WORK!

Hope this is one of (FEW) negs on the road to putting her out of "business"

[romano77]

So much whining Tarzan - just accept it was a shit punt and move on.........

Looks like he's just explaining the shite aspects of the punt imho...

[Global_Punter]

Looks like he's just explaining the shite aspects of the punt imho...

+ 1

[Payyourwaymate]

Gotta love civillian women who think it's an easy ride just selling pussy and don't realise you actually have to put in WORK!

Everything changes when money is involved. Can't just do the bare minimum and hope that's enough  .

[Puntard]

Wonder if OP still does his twenty quid kiss test 

[king tarzan]

Wonder if OP still does his twenty quid kiss test 

Of course I do...👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👍👍👍

[Puntard]

💋💋💋👅👅👅🍌🍑😜

[Global_Punter]

Of course I do...👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👍👍👍

How does this work ? forgive my ignorance, if her FK or DFK is not great what do you do - terminate the session ? & forfeit £20 ?

[scutty brown]

How does this work ? forgive my ignorance, if her FK or DFK is not great what do you do - terminate the session ? & forfeit £20 ?

When he arrives at a punt, before paying he offers the girl the chance of earning an extra £20 by passing a kiss test.
If she refuses, or he doesn't like her kissing skills he bins the punt and walks without paying

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=157415

[king tarzan]

How does this work ? forgive my ignorance, if her FK or DFK is not great what do you do - terminate the session ? & forfeit £20 ?

Kiss test is at the start..
Shit kissing or closed lip con kissing appointment does not proceed..
If pass kiss test and appointment proceeds..
That simple..

With this one I didn't do kiss test..
To be be fair as I said there was kissing .
But shit passionless from her..
So relatively speaking all I got for my efforts was a snog and groping of this arrogant woman briefly of course.

[winkywanky]

KT, if you decide to proceed with the punt, do you then pay the whole fee on top of the £20, or do you ask for the £20 to be deducted from the WG's fee?

[winkywanky]

When he arrives at a punt, before paying he offers the girl the chance of earning an extra £20 by passing a kiss test.

That answers my question, I should have paid attention  .

[king tarzan]

KT, if you decide to proceed with the punt, do you then pay the whole fee on top of the £20, or do you ask for the £20 to be deducted from the WG's fee?

I pay the whole fee immediately..
I am not a cunt.

[unus669]

I pay the whole fee immediately..
I am not a cunt.

Seems like, a self imposed, punting surcharge 

[winkywanky]

 

I pay the whole fee immediately..
I am not a cunt.

I wasn't suggesting anything of the sort.

Although making the £20 part of the WG's fee could be seen as quite legitimate.

ie if she doesn't kiss well she gets £20 anyway. But if she does kiss well she gets the gig, as she expected, and at the price she wanted to charge.

[scutty brown]

I pay the whole fee immediately..
I am not a cunt.

Have you read the blog on Missy Persiana booty's blog?

did she fail the test?
she doesn't like you..................
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[Puntard]

Have you read the blog on Missy Persiana booty's blog?

did she fail the test?
she doesn't like you..................
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

 

But tbf, and I’ve punted quite a lot, I really don’t know how I’d play the kiss test thing. I think they would think you’re a nutter. But it clearly works for him so kudos.

[winkywanky]

...I thought it was Kouros, not Kudos? 

[winkywanky]

Have you read the blog on Missy Persiana booty's blog?

did she fail the test?
she doesn't like you..................
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

The stupid cow says she doesn't want to see any "UKC members"   

[scutty brown]

The stupid cow says she doesn't want to see any "UKC members"   

she calls us UK Cunting

[winkywanky]

Ah, OK.

But in terms of putting punters from UKP off, potentially an epic fail - any UKPer who books with her anonymously can then luxuriate in the afterglow of leaving a review here, replete with gory details like cum dripping down her chin, slapping her big arse etc

In lieu of the thread about her on here, I hereby rename her: Missed Iranian Sanctions 

[Global_Punter]

But tbf, and I’ve punted quite a lot, I really don’t know how I’d play the kiss test thing. I think they would think you’re a nutter. But it clearly works for him so kudos.

I've tried the kiss test in FKK, not in the UK, BUTT it mostly works for local germans who some times can get a quick BBBJ & FK to see if the session will go well, before plunging.

Some switch to bitch mode ( turn the erotic switch off ) once the session is in the bag, so can be hit & miss

[king tarzan]

I've tried the kiss test in FKK, not in the UK, BUTT it mostly works for local germans who some times can get a quick BBBJ & FK to see if the session will go well, before plunging.

Some switch to bitch mode ( turn the erotic switch off ) once the session is in the bag, so can be hit & miss

It's been hit... But a few times I have been told beforehand once mango munched no more dfk... Fair enough I still proceeded.

[dandoc112]

This is my other pending review.....interesting I had a similar odd punt. She was nice enough but would not let me touch her anywhere, at all with my hands. Nowhere.
Was happy for me to lick her out in 69 and sex in different positions but no touching at all.
She actually stopped when I touched my cock and changed the bag, telling me not to touch it.
Odd, whilst I’m all supportive of hygiene, this was OTT.
Review to follow.....
DD 

[Global_Punter]

This is my other pending review.....interesting I had a similar odd punt. She was nice enough but would not let me touch her anywhere, at all with my hands. Nowhere.
Was happy for me to lick her out in 69 and sex in different positions but no touching at all.
She actually stopped when I touched my cock and changed the bag, telling me not to touch it.
Odd, whilst I’m all supportive of hygiene, this was OTT.
Review to follow.....
DD 

 

[king tarzan]

Have you read the blog on Missy Persiana booty's blog?

did she fail the test?
she doesn't like you..................
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

I've never seen this fat lump before and never would .
Looks like Salman Rushdie is licking her fat arse in one of the pictures

[king tarzan]

This is my other pending review.....interesting I had a similar odd punt. She was nice enough but would not let me touch her anywhere, at all with my hands. Nowhere.
Was happy for me to lick her out in 69 and sex in different positions but no touching at all.
She actually stopped when I touched my cock and changed the bag, telling me not to touch it.
Odd, whilst I’m all supportive of hygiene, this was OTT.
Review to follow.....
DD 

Is just a waste of space.. useless bitch