Vicky - Italian - Herbal Clinic - Cricklewood Lane/ Kilburn

[Bob Suruncle]

This review is retrospective and was my first visit to this pace a few months ago. I had the full hour Swedish massage at £45 with a shower before and after.

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Vicky still works there on certain days - hence why I have decided to retrospectively write this review. It was the first time I had visited a shop where something other than a legit massage may be on offer. The reason for the neutral rating is that whilst I have subsequently found out that a HE is available at the shop, on this occasion it looked like I was not forward enough in highlighting what I wanted and Vicky seemed too cautious to suggest or offer anything. Therefore, great massage but no HE. So how did it go?

Vicky - states 19 years old on the Gumtree advert and probably not too far off the mark although talking to her it became clear that she had been working in shops for at least 2 years. The math does not stack up if she is currently 19. She's probably 20/21. She was slim with straight dark har and a nice complexion. She was dressed in tight top and trousers.
Massage - the massage was really good with firm strokes. Normal arrangement to start with i.e. me on my front with a towel over my backside. I had placed it there not knowing the etiquette of the shop. She massaged my back and legs etc. with no "accidental" touches that I recall. When it came to flip over, I thought it would be a good idea to suggest that the towel was no longer required - as long as she was ok with it. Vicky was fine with removing the towel. Her English was reasonably good, certainly good enough to have a conversation. The conversation we did have was quite strange bearing in mind that I was showing a lot of signs pointing at "extras". She told me of a former employer and how they expected girls to provide more - something she was not keen on. This did put me off the scent so I did not progress any conversation about extras and the massage continued as before.

In hindsight I think what actually happened was that Vicky was telling me that she did not offer full sex or BJ, something got lost in translation. On my second visit (with someone who I have not seen advertised at the shop for some time so will not be writing a review although it would be positive), the therapist told me that all the girls offer a HE and touching. Not sure about B2B though. I am reasonably confident that very little else is offered.

Would I see Vicky again - yes. Would I be more upfront - yes.

Might be handy if any other punters could add their experiences of Vicky.

[elnukky]

The good thing about this place is the girls are always young but, they never offer more than Topless HE.

[Bob Suruncle]

DOWNGRADED TO NEGATIVE

Looks like no one else has taken the opportunity to visit Vicky so I decided to give her a go again. The refurbishment seems to be still ongoing at the Herbal Clinic although unlike other punters I did not see or hear any workmen. The observation by another punters that the showers are on the small size is quite correct - if you are over 6ft with a BMI of 25 (and that’s not anywhere near obese), you will probably walk out wearing said cubicle.

I booked a 60 minute Swedish massage at £45.

This time I was a bit more upfront disposing of the towel straight away. Vicky offered extras at that point. £20 for HE, she also offered topless for (I think) £30 although I wasn't interested in the latter so did not take too much notice of the price.

Bottom line is that this visit was a total waste of time. The only good bit was the HJ which was adequate at best. The massage was much too soft and completely random - legs, then back then arms then legs - all over the show. The back element was over in 20 mins flat. Alarm bells started ringing at that point as the back part of most massages normally takes the longest and I normally expect 35 mins minimum. On the flip it was back to the same random massage with no structure or pressure. Then came the clincher - did I want to have a shower after? Beware as a yes answer with Vicky knocks at least 15 minutes off the massage time 

All through the massage she was totally disinterested and clearly did not want to be there. It was all pretty mechanical and yes it did go on to a reasonable HJ but even with me taking five minutes in the shower, I was still out of the shop, on the train and one stop down the line within 60 minutes of the massage starting. My estimate is that it was all over in 40 mins - so not good. Obviously, I will not be asking for Vicky again although I do know that not everyone here is of the same frame of mind. See my review of Emily (shame as she does not seem to work here anymore).


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I will go back to this place but its back to being hit and miss so I'm looking out for other reviews ...

[Methone]

Vicky was one of the ones I saw and spurned before eventually seeing Victoria (confusingly) for my recent mini-review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg2587469#msg2587469

She was actually the prettiest IMO (it's all subjective, of course), narrowly ahead of Victoria.  But she seemed sulky and utterly disinterested in my custom (basically like every girl I've ever seen in Fantasia; she'd fit in well there!), so I rejected her.  That's one of the good things about shops which let you see or meet the girls, I think - not only do you get an idea not of looks, but also of attitude and interest.