Thalita TS (Thalita Oliveira) – Edinburgh tour

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Warning TS review – If you’re not interested this is the moment to look away.

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Couldn't find any useful info about her on here or anywhere else so decided to TOFTT and wish I hadn't.

Cost:
£150 for 1hr.

Comms:
Good via text. Quick responses and no messing around.

Location:
Flat off Leith Walk. Fit for purpose but nothing out of the ordinary. Didn’t give me the flat number, was just asked to go to xx floor and she opened the door.

The meet:
Usual hiding behind the door. As expected, pictures are a little photo shopped and she’s probably closer to 30 than the claimed 25 but still attractive. Handed over the money and went in for a quick kiss to which she turned her cheek. That should have been the first warning sign. Quick shower and back to the bedroom where she started to strip revealing a very nice pair of fake tits. Tried for a kiss again only to be told “I don’t do that”. Sucked and played with her tits for a while before moving into a 69. Her OWO technique left a lot to be desired, more hand than mouth. Mine obviously wasn’t doing much for her either as she wasn’t particularly responsive. On with the condom and into her arse for some cowgirl followed by some doggy. For the latter she finally started to show some enthusiasm but by that stage I was getting bored. Stopped for a break and tried to initiate some conversation to see if there was any spark to be had. Her English isn’t perfect but was decent enough. However anything I tried was met with a curt response. Not so much rude as completely disinterested and as a result very awkward. By this time any remaining interest I had had flagged as well, so called it a day and walked out. Out in about 40 min.

Summary:
Worst punt I’ve had in a long while. Boring and awkward. To make matters worse the post punt pint was shit as well.