I think you need to Take One For The Team there, HotDogBoy. I damn well would without the geographical dislocation.
But a gorgeous trans escort in... Cleckheaton? Eeh bah gum, mother, ah'll go t' foot of ar stairs....
PS: I had a punt with Shaffire a very long time ago (maybe 15-20 years) when she was briefly in East London and being "trained" by a much older TV escort. Both were in the room but only Shaffire was touching me. The memory is hazy and I remember little apart from how gorgeous she looked and how aloof and detached she was.