External Link/Members Only'Patricia' looks a knockout in her pictures and that's what drove me to see her. I did think she would be too good to be true. And as it turns out, she was.
LOOKS: 8/10 Requested red lingerie, and body wise she is absolutely incredible. Skinny with large boobs, unreal curves. She had blonde hair rather than dark as per her photos. Body wise quite similar, but facially someway off, but still very attractive. And she's not Brazilian either. Definitely sounded Eastern European, more than likely Romanian. Has a script tattoo across her shoulder which aren't in the photos.
COMMUNICATIONS: 4/10Comms via text were good, the directions were clear and the room itself was fine.
EXPERIENCE: 2/10Extremely rushed. No FK, DFK, I couldn't even get to peck her on the cheek. Straight away covered BJ, and I was going to take off my shirt and she requested I keep it on. That's when I knew this would be a dreadful punt. There was fingering at least, and I requested 69, she refused. I also tried to take off her bra, and she pushed my hand away and kept it on. Completely weird and after the deed, I couldn't get any conversation out of her. I just left and thought, what a complete waste of cash. £80 for half an hour but there's not a snowball's chance I'd see her again. And completely weirdly, she was nude when i left. No reasoning with that girl, don't bother wasting your time, does next to none of her services advertised. A fraud.