External Link/Members OnlyAn impulse punt. I was in a cab with work colleagues and drove past the place so asked to be dropped at West Brompton tube and walked back to see what Lady Luck would deal today.
LocationOn a busy road and it's a bright shop front so not the most discreet. Nice place inside. Rooms downstairs: the one I had was spacious. Clean, decent shower though it's a walk in and the whole floor is tiled. No mat or anything to stand on to dry so potentially hazardous.
The girlThe receptionist (only person in sight) wasn't the mid 20s Chinese girl with big tits that I imagined during my 5 min walk there so, as I handed my £45 over, I made a mental note to treat Lady Luck more kindly in future. I went downstairs, had a quick shower, hopped on the table and still held out hope that someone else might walk through the door. That was dashed quickly enough.
Amy is 40s, Chinese, a little stocky, chatty and claims to run the place with a relative.
The serviceGood, hard massage I thought at the time but didn't really listen to direction on where to focus and just went through her routine. I called a time out when she wanted to crack my fingers and toes. Nothing overly intimate with her moves.
To be honest, I was bored and wasn't too bothered about what else was on offer but she raised the subject. A little nod to the fella with a "you want happy ending?". Sigh, why not? Didn't discuss price and she started on what was, to be fair, a pretty good handjob. Was chatting about this and that and I enquired about body to body (the rationale was that talking about more intimate activities might help me with the HJ) and she quoted £80. I think she was genuinely taken aback when I laughed at her and said "I'm not a tourist!". I let my hand wander and she was ok with a grope on her ass and tits (clothed), even to the point of putting a finger into her cleavage and nuzzling her neck. She got a little coy but it helped get me off.
I figured £20 was the standard but she entertained my exploratory fondling so I left an extra tenner. I've not enjoyed the last few Chinese massage shops I've been to lately so might knock those on the head in future.
One message of warning: I checked my back the day after the punt and there were serious red vertical welts down the top half. Not enough oil, too much rubbing rather than downward pressure into the muscle. Whatever, it's not good. My kinky date a few days later commented on it which was fine, but those with partners need to tread carefully.
£45/hr + £30 tip
RatingMeh.
