External Link/Members OnlyThis one deserves a bit of a preamble. Sally had been on my HL since the earliest days of my joining AW. I had attempted booking her on a couple of occasions and both times I could not follow through because of work. Finally found a window to make it work and in spite of advice on UKP and my own spidey sense I went ahead with this booking. This absurd experience is the universe telling me to never ignore my gut.
Review
Location: Airbnb in Aldgate - super fancy. Well furnished. Impressive. En-suite shower. No complaints.
Comms: Simple but extensive. She’s a bit ditsy so we ended up switching between emails and texts.
Girl: Pretty but not too similar to pics. I will caveat that my expectations must have been skewed. She’s short, mid 30s. Short blonde hair. Saggy tits - decent size. Pear shaped body with larger bum and thighs. Facially I found her very attractive.
Price: 250 for 1.5h
The meet: Get to the venue on time. Had to wait 15 mins in the cold. She then invited me in but asked me to wait while she got ready for me. Another 10 mins. Finally invited to the bedroom. Get there and she engages me in a long discussion about what we should do. I was expecting this and hence the extra 30 mins for the meet. The talk was way longer than it needed to be.. finally I suggested we get started.
She is quite formulaic - has some standard moves which involve her magic wand as a massage implement. Was not really working for me - switch to OWO - without exception the worst BJ I have ever had. No rhythm or style, the suction was almost too much.. she responded well to instructions but ultimately it was not working for me. Switch to her on top.. again no real rhythm or style.. I started wondering whether we simply lacked chemistry. Switch positions to doggy - she starts using her wand, which didn’t help me much either.. switch to mish and finally got some rhythm. Finished all over her tits.
That’s when I realised that her tan was fake. The bed was brown. My palms were brown. I was somewhat bemused.
She asks to settle paperwork - I pointed out that I left it on her dresser when I came to the room. She apologised for the confusion and leaves the room to stash the cash. Gone for 15 mins!!!
Comes back and immediately starts with DFK.. round 2 was on. Lots of FK and my hopes started to rise again. Tried a few positions and finally back to OWO with CIM finish. She swallowed.. that was unexpected.
Bit of chinwag.. I head to the shower and try to wash off the absurd brown paint of my body!
More chinwag while I got ready and she is bouncing from one topic to another - talking about her love for bdsm and her experiences. I would say she is not fit for GFE punts - and probably enjoys bdsm much more.
I made my exit after 1h 20m - i could not help but think of the wasted cash. But lesson learnt.
Conclusion: Never again. I am a grown ass man and I need to make logical decisions and not ignore good advice.
Hope this helps others avoid my mistake.
