Author Topic: Wild Megan - Hounslow  (Read 1502 times)


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Offline Chachi

My 2nd Review here, love it or hate it.

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Price: £70 for 1 hour

Location: Hounslow (Block of flats & Intercom Machine to enter)

Comms: Very smooth and precise, good English & answered SMS texts fast

Services Confirmed Via SMS Text & Phone: Sex, OwO, CiM, DfK - SERVICES NOT RECEIVED DURING BOOKING: CiM & DfK 

Body & Hygiene: Extremely poor, Bad rotten breath, Had a funky smell, doubt she showered, lovely tits but her face and teeth were very undesirable & shes a bit bigger in body size than her pictures portray her to be as her belly was hanging out.

Environment: Bed had stains on it, I had to ask her to put a towel over the sheet & room smelt like burnt cigarettes

The Booking: Arrived to the place to find a miserable old cow breathing hard and demanding i immediately take my shoes of which I did, I then sorted the paper work and she fucked off for a good 5 minutes only to come back with a more miserable face. I asked her to put some fresh towels on the bed as it had some stains from the other punters before myself which she did not take to kindly to and then I layed down while she got her wipes and started cleaning my dick like there was no tomorrow, she then asked me what I wanted and that's when shit started to go down hill.

I asked her to give me a OWO and then she started to quiz me if OWO is all i wanted and am I going to have sex because she can't do OWO for an hour so I looked at her confused and asked her to relax as we would get to sex later after I get hard which she moaned even more. So not even 2 minutes in and she coughing all over my chest and I could smell her rotten breath so I decided to myself I was just going to CiM and change the booking to 15 mins so I could cut my looses but this cow had other plans. As she was sucking I asked her to get on her knees so I could CiM and she just flipped out saying she does not do CiM and that I should lay back down and let her continue giving OWO, at this point I was frustrated and got up to show her the SMS texts she agreed to and then she said " Fine, I do it " with bad attitude.

So whilst all that is happening she kept on mumbling and said to me " Put your fucking phone down " which I was already doing and then I just said to myself enough is enough, I told her I was not happy with her attitude and that I am leaving with my money which she tried to argue but eventually lost. I got dressed and got the fuck out of there with my 70 lizzies. 

Conclusion: I you like loosing money, the smell of rotten shit combined with piss poor attitude then by all means waste your time.

If you have any questions then feel free to ask.

Offline Donald Punt

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Thanks for the heads up dude.. roughly where about was this location in Hounslow
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Offline Chachi

It's around a 3 minute walk from " Hounslow Central " underground station.

Offline DubCee

Thanks for the review OP. This one is off the HL.

Offline Donald Punt

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If it's the same location, that I think it is..I have been there before, like 2 years ago..had a crap experience with another bird..it's almost OPP the civic centre
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Offline Donald Punt

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And there is another one on bulstrode avenue OPP Hounslow central.. thats no good either
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Offline Chachi

If it's the same location, that I think it is..I have been there before, like 2 years ago..had a crap experience with another bird..it's almost OPP the civic centre

Its off of Alexandra Road from what I can remember in a shitty block of flats.

Offline itsjustdil

I wholeheartedly agree with the negative review

Offline Jerk Chicken

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Thanks for the review OP.

I am just amazed after what was presented to you on arrival i.e the pro and the set-up I am amazed you went ahead with the punt!

Sounds like the kind of pro that makes you feel ashamed of fucking a woman like that and/or giving up punting all together!
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