MistressMusclePP - Crayford

[Demuncher]

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This was one of the oddest meets ive ever had but a positive nevertheless.

Location is about a 10m drive from the Dartford crossing, right in the middle of Crayford town centre.  Best to park in McDonalds where yiu have 3 free hours.  Her flat is just across the road.  A little cluttered with the action taking place in her living room/kitchen. 

I would say she is well into her 50s if not more.  Facially attractive and clearly her body still shows the physique of someone who used to do a lot of body building.

Once showered, she admired my body and wanted me to striptease and lap dance for her.  I wss thinking who is paying who here - she told me to shut up as she owned me once i was in her flat. I have been going to the gym of late but hardly have the figure off an adonis.  Although i only booked an hour, i was there close to 1h 50m where she worshipped me essentially.  She sucked all my toes and in between one by one, licked my feet, my armpits, nipples and rimmed me in various positions and swallowed my load down the hatch on 2 occasions. I also gave her RO which culminated in her thighs headlocking me in a vice like grip upon her orgasm.  She talks a lot and i realised as the session wore on, her desire to dominate waned and you could keep her quiet by simply shoving your cock into her mouth or spreading your ass cheeks for her to feast on.  Could have stayed much longer but these days find it difficult o manage 3 pops. Very pleasant lady. 

[DrConners]

she told me to shut up as she owned me once i was in her flat.

Very pleasant lady.

I think you meant to use the word "peculiar"   

Thanks for the review, sounds a terrifying experience - Had you already practiced your striptease & lapdancing skills before you left ?

 

[DUX]

The thing that worries me the most about meeting her, is her seeming obsession with rimming. I wouldn’t wish my worst enemy the task of rimming me in my current state. 

I’m perfectly clean everywhere else but the one place that’s a bit dicey she’s dead keen on!

Otherwise sounds like good fun. Thanks for the review.

[Sunny]

So you paid £80 and ended up being there for 2 hours?

Did she do DFK with you? Were you allowed to cum in her mouth? Facefuck her?

[winkywanky]

I think you meant to use the word "peculiar"   

Thanks for the review, sounds a terrifying experience - Had you already practiced your striptease & lapdancing skills before you left ?

 

She is peculiar, but she is pleasant also, I found her great fun. Another word for her would be quirky!

[winkywanky]

So you paid £80 and ended up being there for 2 hours?

Did she do DFK with you? Were you allowed to cum in her mouth? Facefuck her?

OP did specifically state that she swallowed two whole spunkloads.

I think she gets off on the testosterone injection aspect  .

[finn5555]

I am waiting for a report where the punter got a kicking had his clothes thrown over the balcony and was booted out stark bollock naked 

[winkywanky]

The trick is in not pissing her off I suspect  .

[finn5555]

I hope someone does will be funny 

[James999]

Sounds like she has roid rage 

[winkywanky]

I didn't get that impression, I could be wrong. I didn't sense any 'hidden menace'.

I think a lifetime in gymnastics and bodybuilding has kind of fetishised her image of the human body in terms of her sexual experience.

I still do a lot of sport to quite a high level (I used to be a bit good  ), and she was quite fascinated with my body type.

[pewpewpew]

If I'm not into rimming do you think I'll have a choice in the matter?

[finn5555]

If I'm not into rimming do you think I'll have a choice in the matter?

I doubt it you may go over the balcony 

[Colston36]

I saw her for a second time today. With me too there was the rimming and the sucking. I find her quite extraordinary and clearly has had an interesting life. I cannot recall anyone getting as wet as her, by the way, no signs of the menopause drift.

[BillyBlueHat]

Wasnt her price £80 per hour?

[winkywanky]

If I'm not into rimming do you think I'll have a choice in the matter?

I doubt if she'd beat you up over it.

But what's not to like? Loosen up a little  .

[winkywanky]

Wasnt her price £80 per hour?

Well it was. But I suspect someone has given her the heads-up about her Positive reviews  .

[finn5555]

Well it was. But I suspect someone has given her the heads-up about her Positive reviews  .

Probably told her she was to cheap aka what that old dinosaur Jimmy redcab was guilty of 

[winkywanky]

Or I guess it could just be she's had more visitors lately, which (as is the case with most WGs) might well prompt her to raise her rate.

[Demuncher]

So you paid £80 and ended up being there for 2 hours?

Did she do DFK with you? Were you allowed to cum in her mouth? Facefuck her?

Yep.  £80 for nearly 2 hours.  I wouldnt say it was non stop action though. 

DFK is available although i wasnt that keen.  Didnt try facefucking but i suspect not.  When i shoved my cock in her mouth, she had a hand on it trying to control the depth of my thrusts.

[winkywanky]

I saw her for a second time today. With me too there was the rimming and the sucking. I find her quite extraordinary and clearly has had an interesting life. I cannot recall anyone getting as wet as her, by the way, no signs of the menopause drift.

I think she suffers quite badly from Continental Drift, she started off in Far Eastern Europe and ended up on our shores.

[Colston36]

I think she suffers quite badly from Continental Drift, she started off in Far Eastern Europe and ended up on our shores.

A merry quip even by your high standards. From chatting with her I gather she has travelled even further; certainly knows California quite well. I talked to her about her rates; I don't believe she plans to raise them. She gets a pretty full dance card when you consider her age, that Crayford is the back of beyond, and that currently the whoring business is pretty quiet.

[BillyBlueHat]

Yep.  £80 for nearly 2 hours.  I wouldnt say it was non stop action though. 

DFK is available although i wasnt that keen.  Didnt try facefucking but i suspect not.  When i shoved my cock in her mouth, she had a hand on it trying to control the depth of my thrusts.

What time was your appointment?

[mattylondon]

I just have this image in my head of a crazy old Ukrainian woman, who lives in a cluttered apartment, muttering to herself the whole time!

Her peculiar reported behaviour could be down to all those roids,  as James was suggesting. Of course, she could just be a nut job anyway!

I've read several of her reviews and can't get over her fascination to lick guys arse cracks?

Her desire to dominate appears to be inconsistent with licking just about every crevice on a man's body and other things like sniffing socks?

I can see why DFK her wouldn't appeal, unless you enjoy the taste of another mans arse!

£80 for two hours is certainly a good return for something! I'll give you that!

Fascinating stuff!

[Yellowman1]

I’m pretty sure she had a slight browning to her tongue

[dieseldriver]

Just had a look at her profile and now £100. Will try for Saturday to visit? If goes ahead will review   

[winkywanky]

I just have this image in my head of a crazy old Ukrainian woman, who lives in a cluttered apartment, muttering to herself the whole time!

Her peculiar reported behaviour could be down to all those roids,  as James was suggesting. Of course, she could just be a nut job anyway!

I've read several of her reviews and can't get over her fascination to lick guys arse cracks?

Her desire to dominate appears to be inconsistent with licking just about every crevice on a man's body and other things like sniffing socks?

I can see why DFK her wouldn't appeal, unless you enjoy the taste of another mans arse!

£80 for two hours is certainly a good return for something! I'll give you that!

Fascinating stuff!

She didn't do the sniffing thing with my clothes. I guess it could be either a fetish thing, or perhaps checking out the punter's hygiene before her tongue starts wandering  .

As for tasting another man's arse, well of course the same could be said for girls that swallow cum and all those other naughty things that most guys love. Punting is not for the faint-hearted, and in any case one would assume the gap between punters would ensure that any 'oral debris' from the previous booking has long since disappeared. I don't imagine for one minute that MMPP is doing back-to-back, whether by choice or otherwise.

[winkywanky]

I’m pretty sure she had a slight browning to her tongue

I should imagine that would be coffee, but you never know  .

[Colston36]

If I'm not into rimming do you think I'll have a choice in the matter?

Just lie down, open your legs, think about something you like and be grateful you pervert.