Coms – quick and clear.
Venue – opposite Epsom station. Parking in the NCP two minutes away. The room is spartan, fit for purpose, has a decent en-suite shower, and an oddly large collection of balloons (see previous)
Girl – very slim, passably pretty but very Romanian looking (you know what I mean). She has a genuinely teenage body – with a very seductive ‘bikini bridge’ (I know this phrase is weird internet thing, so google it). She is smiley and friendly.
Punt – I knew that for £60 I wasn’t going to get any kissing or any OWO. This can be fine for me, if the service provider is skilled. But sadly, Alexxxa is simply not skilled. She has none of the guiles and wiles which help move a punt along. So my old friend ‘Mr Happy’, who is usually the most reliable thing in my trousers, struggled. Struggled during the foreplay, during the fingering, during the fucking, and during the ‘finishing on the tits’. At one point I actually thought I wasn’t going to be able to come. Yikes. I remember once not coming with a whore on Warwick street about ten years ago – long story – and it still troubles me.
I am giving her a neutral not a negative because:
- She was smiley and friendly
- Her body is a genuine teenage temple, which might float your boat
- She was more than happy to be banged hard – no restrictive practises or excuses
But I won’t be going back.
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