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Maybe we just didn't "click", or maybe she doesn't enjoy sessions over an hour. Whatever the cause, I can't say that I was as impressed by Natalie as previous reviewers seem to have been.
COMMS: Handled by a maid. She answered promptly when I called and was professional and accurate with her responses. Provided postcode info immediately after call, and also confirmed full address promptly when I arrived. However, none of what was discussed was relayed onto Natalie herself. The AW booking was not confirmed at any point, no doubt the reason why she has so few AW feedbacks, despite reports that she is busy and difficult to book.
In general Natalie
seems to speak English pretty well. She doesn't say a lot, but when she did she could make herself understood.
She seemed less able to understand what I said to her. It could be due to my strong accent, but practically everything I said was greeted by a blank or confused expression.
VENUE: From watching her profile, and verified by previous ukp postings, Natalie appears to come to London from Poland for around 2 weeks at a time spaced a few months apart. She has used several different venues around West London, occasionally re-visiting the same locations.
I met Natalie in an apartment just off the Bath Road, near Heathrow Bowl and an Ibis Hotel. A nice modern apartment in a block that appears to have been recently converted from office space. Easy access, very quiet and discreet. The flat is clean and fairly spacious. It looks like Natalie has tried to make the room more welcoming with music and some flowers (unless that was a gift from one of you softies?). However, it is still quite basic, dimly lit with no mirrors. The bathroom is clean and functioning. Clean towels and men's shower gel provided, could do with some mouthwash.
Travel by public transport is not the easiest. It's a bus ride and a short walk from the nearest tube and rail stations. There are pay and display parking options nearby.
APPEARANCE: Natalie is a very
pretty brunette with a slim, silky smooth body. At first glance I felt that her profile photos look like they could be different women. After closer examination you realise they really are all photo's of the same woman.
Face - 6/10 - Natalie is definitely the woman on her current profile photos.
It's often said on ukp but in person I felt that she looked younger and prettier than the photo's suggest. In fact, for a moment, I wondered if this was a B&S, a younger less experienced girl brought in to cash in on the reputation Natalie has built up.
Body - 7/10 - I think I'd describe her body as slim and lithe with noticeably soft, smooth skin.
She has a very tidy, pretty pussy with small labia lips. She was smooth shaven and surprisingly tight.Tits - 6/10 - Totally natural. Fairly small, probably B cup.
When she is sitting/standing upright they look fairly pert. And they also have a good shape when dangling down as she leans forward.
When she lies back, she looks practically flat chested. The nipples are fairly lightly coloured, they do get a bit harder in response to kissing and licking but they are "innies" so it's not very noticeable.
Arse - 7/10 - Nice enough, not particularly memorable. Did look good in 69. Clean, I was even momentarily tempted to give her some rimming, but came to my senses.
Attire - 5/10 - Looked presentable enough in a classic style all-in-one little black dress, over lacey black nickers with nice healed shoes. However, this was actually a massive disappointment based on my telephone conversation with the maid.
Uniforms are not available, despite being listed in her enjoys. I asked after stockings and suspenders and was informed Natalie would be wearing lingerie including stockings. There were no stockings, not even hold-ups. Lacey knickers alone cannot be described as lingerie Overall - 6.2/10 - Natalie is an attractive woman that I think most guys would happily pay attention to in a bar. She carries a very neutral expression much of the time. Not a lot of smiles.
NATIONALITY: Profile states Polish, seems accurate as far as I could tell. To repeat my earlier comment she could make herself understood well enough, but struggled to understand me when I spoke.
SERVICES: - I booked 2Hrs for £190.
Even with my general reservations mentioned below, that is still good VFM for an attractive woman providing a wide range of services - The following services enjoyed,
included in the rate paid with no mention of extras FK, OWO, CIM, Swallow, Reverse Oral, Protected Penetration.
French Kissing - Natalie didn't greet me with a kiss when I arrived, but was willing to start kissing once I'd handed over her fee and returned from the bathroom. And she was generally willing to kiss throughout the session. It was not Deep French Kissing, there was little to no exchange of tongues. It was more
interlocked lip kissing, and it seemed like she wanted me to focus on her upper lip. If I tried to change the relative position of our faces, or moved my attention to her lower lip the kissing felt awkward like she became stiffer or tense. So most of the French kissing occurred in quite a fixed position with her eyes firmly closed throughout. I also thought her lips felt very plump maybe even a bit hard/stiff, as if they had some fillers, although she didn't look like she had the puffed up lips I've noticed in girls that have obviously had artificial enhancement. She didn't show any issue with me moving away to kiss any other parts of her body, I didn't notice any attempts from her to kiss me anywhere else on my body.
Generally, the kissing was pleasant enough, but not at all passionate and didn't feel like the natural GFE I was expecting.Massage - There was no massage, it wasn't discussed or mentioned at all by either of us.
RO with fingering, 69 - Natalie has a very inviting pussy and for the most part I enjoyed giving her oral. She was happy for me to use fingers on the outside and insert one digit, but asked me not to try inserting two. I was enjoying going down on Natalie, but one of the elements of the act that I enjoy myself is the feeling that I might actually be giving her some pleasure too. Obviously, all women are different and react in different ways. Most of the time, if I get the impression my skills are not upto the job I quickly give up. With Natalie I was not getting any clear reaction at all for a long time but I continued much longer than I might do usually in those circumstances. It can be hard to judge time but assuming 2-3 minutes for each song played on her radio
I must have been at it for nearly 20 minutes before she started to give off any reaction at all. By that point I was just starting to think
she might be one of those women unable to relax enough to enjoy oral in those circumstances. Just then her breathing and movement started to suggest she was getting into it, so I decided to carry on and see if I could bring her to the big O. A while longer and I realised that I was spending alot of my paid for time at this without getting any direct attention myself, so I suggested we swap over to 69. From the angle of her on top, her pussy and arse looked just as inviting as it had earlier. And she quickly had me at the point where I was ready to pop for the first time. I wanted to witness her taking my load in her mouth so I asked her to change position to give me a better view. If there was any point where I had been getting her close to orgasm the changes of position clearly brought that to an end. Potentially this may have been where any rapport we had been developing broke down, adding to the later elements of tension between us. I mean I know that it would piss me off being slowly brought to the point of climax only to be denied at the last moment.
Protected Penetration - I'm not really sure what happened, but things went downhill very quickly here. Maybe it communication issues, maybe she was not used to longer bookings and was getting tired, or she may even have just found me too physically repulsive to continue. Started with doggy which was all fine, but I was keen to move onto missionary as I especially enjoy kissing and getting up close during sex. At first this was fine everything seemed to be going well.
Her pussy felt good, nice and tight. She looked gorgeous and she was happy for me to kiss her on the lips and other parts of her body while I was inside her. It can take a me a while to cum from protected penetration, especially after the first pop, but
we hadn't been going that long and I felt confident it would soon cum again. But then Natalie started to push me away from her. She said something about me being too sweaty and she didn't want me touching her. I'll admit that I'm not in the best physical shape, I'm over weight and I don't do enough exercise. While having sex in the past I have become acutely aware of getting sweaty and have felt especially self conscious when it gets to the point that I notice the sweat dripping off me down onto the woman I'm with. Civilians and WG's have both told me not worry about it so much, sex is sweaty business and that's the least of the bodily fluids involved.
I was mortified by Natalie's reaction, I quickly got off her and suggested we change position to cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. With her on top I wouldn't be exerting myself so much, so should sweat less and not drip onto her, and she could control how close we got. When visiting other WG's I have occasionally taken another shower between rounds when I've noticed being extra hot and sweaty. It didn't occur to me to take a shower at that point, but tbh I doubt I would have suggested it even if it had, it definitely would have killed any libido I had left and been the end of the punt with nearly an hour left to go.
Maybe another example of our communication issues but she just looked at me blankly and then suggested we just finish up with another blow job. By that point I just wanted to blow my load in the quickest easiest way possible and get out of there, so I agreed almost relieved she wasn't suggesting we cut it short.
OWO, CIM, Swallow - Very pleasant and got the job done for the first pop. She mostly focuses on the head of the penis, and
she doesn't lick the shaft or even attempt deep throat. But she does have a soft mouth and it felt great. She also licked my balls when I suggested it, so maybe if I had suggested other BJ techniques she might have tried them out. One aspect that was disappointing is that she did not look up at me during the act. Actually,
I think she kept her eyes closed throughout and didn't even make eye contact once. When I came she kept her mouth locked in place
sucking up every last drop and swallowing it straight down with no apparent reaction. Then she crawled up next me, and wrapped her self around me, head on my chest and leg and arm drapped over my body. This seems to be her signature move and it does have a very pleasing GFE feel to it. After the abortive attempt at penetration when she suggested finishing with OWO again she did go at it with vigour. Possibly she was trying to make up for her earlier reaction. She really went to town and after 15-20 minutes of that I could tell she was getting tired, but also I didn't feel like I was anywhere near coming. The earlier events had gotten into my head and I wasn't really paying attention to the here and now. I tried suggesting that she take a break, lay down next to me for a little more kissing and cuddling to get back in the mood maybe she could even finish me off with a hand job or I'd finish myself off. She said she preferes to give blow jobs, she doesn't feel like she knows how to give a hand job properly. Ok, said I, carry on sucking it if that's what you want. And to be honest I was starting to get a bit pissed off that she was refusing my requests so she could just keep on sucking cock for the rest of my 2 hour booking. To give her credit she seemed willing to just carry on doing that. After a while I told he to stop again and we both took a toilet break then finished up the time in her signature cuddle move. I didn't get a second pop.
ATTITUDE:I'm tempted to regard her attitude as a major negative. Calling me sweaty and reacting as if I'm some sort of repulsive slob totally killed the session stone dead barely half way through. I admit I could do with getting healthier and loosing about 2-3 stones, but in my humble opinion I'm not a bad looking bloke. I'm also meticulous about my hygiene, I'm always well groomed and I always take a shower when I arrive.
A large part of the services of a good WG are about making the client feel desirable, and Natalie managed to do the complete opposite.Largely due to the comments made by previous reviewers I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and attribute the issues I experienced to communication failures. In general I would say Natalie seemed mostly pleasant enough, and apart from that one reaction her demeanour is
so submissive it would probably be more accurate to describe it as extremely passive. What's the difference you might ask? In my mind submissive is willing to do what you want and follow your lead, passive is just there to let you do what you want without interacting. It's subtle but there's a difference. Another element which adds to that impression is that
I really can't remember her smiling very often. Thinking back over it I think that most of Natalie's behaviour and mannerisms are designed to enable her to look you in the face as little as possible.CONCLUSION:Reading back over this review and replaying the events in my mind I could be very tempted to give Natalie a negative rating. I might be getting influenced by the previous reviews and comments which gave me such high expectations. Disregarding the whole "sweaty" incident
I do think it's fair to describe Natalie as an attractive woman that provided a desirable range of services at a very competitive price. .
Based on that combination, I think it's fair that I give her a neutral rating for my experience. Would I Recommend Nataliee_x? No. Personally I can't recommend her. Would I Re-visit Nataliee_x? No.Hidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members Only
