Author Topic: Fortune - Diva Escort - Notting Hill, London  (Read 2297 times)

Offline dandy365

Girl: Fortune from Diva (External Link/Members Only), also on Admiral as Yanna (External Link/Members Only)

Location: Flat less than 5 min walk from Notting Hill Gate. Apparently shares with another girl, who I didn't see. Fairly grotty and bare, but not unclean and fit enough fro purpose. Squeeky bed.

Appearance: Looks pretty much like pictures, hard to say exact age but certainly young - early 20s. Clear olive skin, firm body, good natural boobs, firm arse. Nice eyes, good smile. She's got a full sleeve tattoo on one arm which you can see in the selfie pics.

Price: £150 for one hour

Booking: Booked a few hours before via Diva, got confirmation text within a few minutes, very efficient.

The punt: I've put this as "Neutral" as she is hot (I'd check her out in the street and would pick her for a lapdance if I was in a strip club), but the punt and sex was mediocre. I usually book an hour as I don't like to rush and squeeze in a couple of pops if I can. In this case I wish I'd gone for a 30 min pump and dump.

She answered the door in a dressing gown and socks and sandals (the type you wear at the beach). If she wasn't so cute I might have considered walking at this point. She came across as a bit shy and giggly. It was sort of sweet at first, but then became a little annoying.

I tried kissing, and got closed lips (I notice the last two reviews reported full-on DFK. Maybe we just didn't click. I'm clean, scrub up OK, was freshly showered/shaved/fresh breath etc. I do pretty well with non-pro women). This was disappointing for me - I prefer a GFE type punt. But, onwards. Went down on her during which she seemed to just lie there and "Think of Romania" so I gave up and suggested a BJ. She gave me some OK OWO, but moved her body away when I went to touch her as she did this.

On with a condom, I asked for her on top at first. She said OK, but she "couldn't move around too much as the bed was too soft". Massive disappointment, I was looking forward to watching her nubile body and lovely tits bouncing on top of me. After some half-assed cowgirl we switched to mish then doggy and I popped. I have to admit the sight of her arse sticking up in the air while I pounded her was the highlight.

Took a quick shower and was thinking of walking even though we were only 30 mins into a 1 hour punt. But then I thought fuck it, worth another shot. She got me hard again with her mouth, and I went straight to doggie this time, then finished with her wanking me on her tits. I struggled a bit the second time as I felt like I was just doing it because I was there. She also mentioned I'd have to hurry up as she had another punter coming straight afterwards (although I still had more than 15 mins left) :(

Bit of a disappointment all-in-all after reading some rave reviews.

Pros: Good looking girl, young, great natural body. Looks good fucking in doggie.
Neutral: Average appt. Average OWO.
Negative: Didn't deliver on all services (DFK). Half-hearted sex. Maybe we just didn't click, but still disappointing.

Would I return: No

Offline king tarzan

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On my radar...
Will definitely be given the £20 kiss test.
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On my radar...
Will definitely be given the £20 kiss test.
With all this talk of inflation and price rises, don't you think it's time to get with the times and go with market rates too?  Surely after all these years its should be a £30 Kiss Test these days?   
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With all this talk of inflation and price rises, don't you think it's time to get with the times and go with market rates too?  Surely after all these years its should be a £30 Kiss Test these days?   
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Will stick with £20....😁😁😁😁👍👍👍
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Offline BarryProudfoot

With all this talk of inflation and price rises, don't you think it's time to get with the times and go with market rates too?  Surely after all these years its should be a £30 Kiss Test these days?   
 :lol:

Should buck the trend and try £10 and save the other £10 for a curry on the way home :thumbsup: