External Link/Members OnlyAs Lambeth and Wandsworth are wastelands when it comes to punting, I decided to take my chances with this WG (despite her only having one positive review on UKP). Set up a half an hour session with this "Portuguese" lady and made my to tooting. Turns out she gave me an address that I've been to before a few times to see another WG who offers excellent service. The same can't be said about the lady who met me at the door. For starters, the wg I met was from the Dominican Republic (the telenovela playing on the tv was very subtle
).
In terms of looks, I found her very unattractive
(goodness knows whom the other punter got that led him to give her a positive review). She was as tall as I am (over six 🦶 and looked to be well into her 40's). I must admit that I thought about walking away when I first saw her but I really needed to go balls deep into a WG on the day so up the stairs and into the room I went. Have I mentioned that her fanny produced a smell similar to bleach or ammonia?
By this point, I could barely maintain a hard on whilst in upright missionary. Had to go for doggy to finish quick and leave. You've been warned!
