bait and switch and a bad experience in Woking

[Woodie690]

hi all,
had a bit of spare time in woking and decided to have a look and see what ladies was around and after a bit of deliberation decided on this lovely looking lady
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went to her as she was English and looked a good body and everything i could wish for in a lady
rang and then she wanted all done by text, well ok i will go for that i dont mind, got to the postcode and got the statuary wait a few minutes (thinking she might be finishing off another client so to speak
eventually after waiting 10 minutes got a message to knock at door number (cant remember as deleted text for safety reasons at home lol), lady opened the door, and boom sexyish looking lady, with tattoos (look at the link and you will see the lady had no (or discreet tattoos) and spoke with a little accent definately not english woman, (turned out she was Italian)negative number one lol  thought what the hell i am her now paid the money and out she went while i stripped down to my birthday suit and she came back about 1 minute later stripped herself off and seemed to copped a right mood on, obviously a turn off for me straight away, i tried to get her to calm down a bit so i could enjoy it somewhat and she said that i seemed to have a attitude and it was me ffs, I asked her to put the jacket on and give me a BJ as i think (if i shut her mouth up it would help in raising bert down there) and she said you need to be harder and carried on trying to make him hard but wasnt winning on this one i am afraid lol anyway i felt myself cumming and thought fuck this i want out so i let bert shoot his load thinking that i might be able to have round two and maybe succeed the second time, but basically after 10 mins of being there and shooting the load she was near enough kicking me out the door, least she allowed me to get dressed first

would i visit again ...... no just no but HELL NO

would i recommend .... NO save you money on this one and go for a massage across the road least you get a happy smiley face (even though she was chinese and yes i went there afterwards to destress with a massage and bert rose for a HJ lol)

[houseboot]

I don't know her, I don't know you.

I wasn't there but .......  perhaps it's the way you tell it ..... I think she might have a point.

[Fuzzyduck]

..... I think she might have a point.

Perhaps a tad harsh. Sounds like a classic rom experience. Isn't Italian the new Romanian?
English + independent + that price + those photos? It was never going to end well.

[Woodie690]

Houseboot What point?

[Woodie690]

I don't know her, I don't know you.

I wasn't there but .......  perhaps it's the way you tell it ..... I think she might have a point.

What point?

[houseboot]

What point?

Short answer

Did you read your Review before you pressed "post"? 

Having read my comment, did you read back through your Review, before posting "What point?" 

Longer answer

I read you Review and thought wtf? 

So I read it again and was not much the wiser.

Is he pissed?  Or high as a kite on some other substance?

Whatever the reason, if you expressed yourself to the lady in the same manner as you expressed yourself here, in your Review, then it's quite understandable why she felt you had an attitude problem.

So that was my point.

Your Review(s) are welcome but think about what you are going to write before you write it and read it before you post it. If someone questions what you've written then read back through what you've posted to check that you really did say what you meant to say. 

[Woodie690]

Ok in reply to houseboots reply
I was all ok happy as Larry, not drunk or on any other substance, I was in a good mood and thought I would like to see a lady so looked through adverts and found the one I fancied spending a bit of time with in the link above
I arrived at ladies place and she opened the door and behind the door, I was expecting a lady similar to the advert no tattoos and pleasant to the eye at least, what I saw after seeing lady was a tattood woman still sexy looking so I thought I am here let’s pay the money and stay, she left the room to bank the money and she was in ok mood, she then returned to the room and then seemed to have gained the right mood on like she was pmt’ing ( of which I found was a right turn off ) I did ask her to calm down  and help me enjoy it but she seemed to think and said I was moody (well far from it though I was by now not feeling the mood though for other things )
Basically she in the end because of her moodiness turned me right off to the point Bert would not rise to the occasion I did ask her to put the cover on and requested the bj of which she says I want him harder, so that was out in the end she played a bit more and  somehow she managed to make me cum
Then she seemed as though she couldn’t get me out of the door fast enough, I spotted the sister lotus
massage parlour across the road so went in for a relaxing massage and least she was happy mood in there

Is that better review mr houseboot ?